Swing123: To Everybody who's asked: I'm not sure I want to tell anybody my name, age or address. That, my friend, is strictly out of bounds as far as I'm concerned. As far as I want anybody here to know, my name is Swing123, my age is ABC, and I live on Earth. I've watched too much of those internet predator shows on TV, to feel comfortable telling anybody ANYTHING!
Also for those who asked, I will NOT be doing any more chapters for Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie. I'm sticking with a bonus chapter.
BONUS
"Welcome!" Calvin yelled. "In this bonus chapter on um... What's this place called again?"
"Fanfiction." Hobbes yawned.
"Oh yeah. ...On Fan-friction, you'll see a trailer for CALVIN AND HOBBES III: DOUBLE TROUBLE, a soundtrack for songs, and a quick preview! I hope ya like it!"
Trailer:
Trailer for: Calvin and Hobbes III: Double Trouble
The television is dark then a voice echos out from the commercial.
Narrator: Coming soon to Fanfiction...
(A white paw steps down onto the floor.)
Narrator: A Swing123 production..."
(an orange tail with stripes passes the screen.)
Narrator: In their best adventure yet!
(Hobbes springs from the ground and pounces on Calvin. POW!)
Calvin (checking notebook): G.R.O.S.S. funds are down.
Hobbes (leaning against tree): Don't blame me.
Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes are back in their next, and most thrilling adventure!
Rupert Chill: I don't care what it takes! We're finding that Earthling if I have to kill this whole crew!
Narrator: They must now face terrible perils.
Calvin: They said on Court TV that one out of ten kids survives being kidnaped.
Hobbes: Must you terrorize me with statistics?
Narrator: horrible obstacles!
Calvin: I think I stepped in something.
Pause...
Calvin and Hobbes: QUICKSAND!
Narrator: As they come to Rupert Chill's planet! For the very first time.
Hobbes: You didn't tell me Rupert's planet was 90 percent lava.
Calvin: what, you thought I knew?
Narrator: With Jim Carrey as the voice of Calvin's kiddnapper!
Kidnapper: Why do I kidnap? Shall I list it off in alphabetical order? All-righty then.
Calvin: What did you say your IQ was?
Narrator: And Now...
Dad: Rupert Chill! But how?
Rupert: I think we've met before.
(Rupert takes off his sunglasses showing bloodshot bug eyes)
Rupert: You're Calvin's father aren't you?
Mom and Dad: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Narrator: this big Adventure is here...
(Skys grow dark as a giant UFO covers Calvin's town)
People in the city: AAAAA!
Narrator: ...With twists, adventure, action, and laugh-your-head-off-hilarity...
Rupert Chill (Kicking door over): Ding-a-ling!
Store owner: Who the heck are you?
Rupert Chill (grabbing store owner's shirt): Where's Calvin!
Narrator: ... with terror and fun!...
Rupert (putting on headphones): SEIZE HER! SLAVES!
People in the city: All hail Rupert. All Hail Rupert.
Susie: AAAAAA! Calvin! HELP!
Narrator: Rupert Chill has finally taken over Earth in...
Calvin: Oh my gosh! Look what Rupert has done to the Earth!
Hobbes: and yet, somehow, we both find the destruction of human nature strangely hilarious.
Calvin: true, so true.
Narrator: ...Calvin and Hobbes are facing their most dangerous adventure in...
Calvin (Inside shack): Its coming!
(Flashing of blue light and loud booms sound from outside)
Hobbes (covering face with hands): Its here.
Narrator: ...Big Adventure...
Calvin and Hobbes: AAAA! RUPERT!
Rupert: Did ya miss me?
Narrator: ...Big action...
Calvin: Hello, Mr Monster. Did I mention that I taste horrible?
Ugly Monster: RRRRROOOAAAARRR!
Narrator: ...Big laughs...
Calvin (to kidnapper): What are you doing!
Kidnapper (beat up with torn clothes): I'm kicking my butt. DO YA MIND?
Narrator: ...A Fanfiction production...
Spaceman Spiff: Is that gigantic goose about to eat us?
Stupendous man: Yup, I think so.
Spaceman Spiff: That's what I thought.
Tracer Bullet, Stupendous Man, and Spaceman Spiff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Narrator: ...Swing123...
Gigantic Monster (Throwing head back): SCREEEEEECH!
Calvin and Hobbes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Narrator: ...IN...
Rupert: Time to die, Potentate!
Calvin (nervously): Did I mention how dashing you look?
Narrator: ...Calvin and Hobbes III: Double Trouble!
Calvin (To Hobbes and the aliens): blind panic in ten seconds.
Pause... Calvin stares at his watch
Calvin and Hobbes (running around in circles): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMMMYYY!
Narrator: Rated PG, coming to Fanfiction, from Swing123 productions.
Calvin (in prision cell): What time is it?
Alien guard: There is no time in space.
Calvin (impatiently): I mean on Earth, you dumby!
Alien guard: Which time zone?
Calvin (angrily): Oh, forget it!
Alien guard: I will, thank you very much.
(Fanfiction logo pops up)
(end of trailer)
I will also include trailers for movies one and two
Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie:
(Darkness, then a voice comes out)
Narrator: This Summer...
(Tentacle pulls water balloon from roof)
Narrator: ...The Earth is being invaded...
(Strange shadows flicker in a dark room)
Narrator: ...And there is only one human on Earth who can stop them!
(Calvin shows up on screen)
Calvin: I'M HOME!
(POW!)
Calvin: They Think I'M the earth Potentate!
Hobbes: Well if you hadn't told those two in the first place, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes have finally hit the big screen!
John Chill: We are gonna have a lot of FUN this year.
Calvin: That sounded like a threat.
Narrator: Now they must face terrible dangers.
Calvin: YOU! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!
Narrator: dangerous trails.
Hiker: These are tiger tracks!
Narrator: Big action.
Calvin: Why aren't you fighting?
Tracer Bullet: Gun's not loaded.
Narrator: Big adventure!
Alien: Aren't they supposed to be getting rid of the Earth Potentate down there?
Alien #2: Oh you know those guys. Always running from things. They're such a bunch of wennies.
Narrator: Big Twists
Calvin (as Hobbes changes to stuffed tiger): HOBBES! NO!
Narrator: With a special appearance of GALIXOID AND NEBULAR!
Galixoid: Oh Hi, Bob. We were just on our way to the weaponry... mphmphm mhp.
Nebular: Cafeteria! He thinks food is a form of weaponry, isn't that hilarious?
(Blank stare from alien)
Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes star in...
Calvin: ...YA CAN'T FOOL AROUND WITH US, BECAUSE WE'RE CAL-VIN AND HO-O-O-OBBES!
Narrator: ...A Fanfiction production...
Calvin: You are, who you are.
Narrator: ...From author Swing123...
News Guy: HOW LONG IS THIS STUPID MOVIE? AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Calvin: Pass the popcorn please.
Narrator: Based on the hit comic strip by Bill Watterson.
Calvin: Maybe I should drive, Spiff.
Spaceman Spiff: You know nothing of spaceships. Sit down.
(Ship zooms forward)
Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes: the Movie
Calvin: And I'm proud of it!
Rated PG. From Fanfiction productions. 2004.
John Chill: Guess who?
(Fanfiction logo popes up)
(End of trailer)
Calvin and Hobbes II: Lost at Sea
Darkness, then,
Narrator: Something terrible is coming
(A cell door drifts open)
Narrator: An escaped convict and lost ship spell trouble
(Pool balls fly across the pool table with a crack)
Narrator: Who's in for an adventure?
Mom: CAL-VIN!
Hobbes: Don't you remember what happened last time we ran into a forest like that?
Calvin: It wasn't so bad.
Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes are back in another laugh filled adventure.
Hobbes: You left this at the hotel!
Calvin: hey, they deserved it!
Narrator: This time, they're not wasting their time in the forest.
(Stretch of water appears)
Narrator: They're going out for a sail!
Rupert Chill: Why is it every time we get a brilliant plan, the Earth Potentate goes and gets himself lost!
Narrator: prepare yourself...
(Sea Monster attacks the captain's cabin)
Narrator: ...For the biggest...
(Sea Monster wraps tongue around Calvin's arm)
Hobbes: Does he taste good?
Calvin: Hobbes!
Hobbes: Sorry.
Narrator ...baddest...
Alien chief: I gotchya now!
Narrator: ...Calvin and Hobbes-iest adventure in your lifetime!
Calvin: Are we due for another rock n' roll song?
Hobbes: That would be redundant.
Calvin: mmmm. Good point.
Narrator: From Fanfiction productions...
(Sea monster lunges from the sea, and grabs a spaceship in its jaws)
Narrator: ...Swing123...
Dad: It will build character!
Calvin: HELP!
Sea Monster: SCREEECH!
Hobbes: I've always wanted to visit Montana.
Mom: He's gone!
(Pause)
Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes II: Lost at Sea
(Rupert grins, evilly)
Narrator: Rated PG From Fanfiction productions, 2004.
Alien: Prepare to die!
(Fanfiction logo pops up)
(End of trailer)
Soundtrack
1. Calvin and Hobbes (From band Pure Joy, on album, Unsung A true Calvin and Hobbes song.)
2. Your Heart Will Lead You Home (Kenny Logins, Tigger Movie soundtrack, track 8. For Calvin's love for Hobbes)
3. Blowing in the Wind (Peter, Paul, and Mary. For Calvin's hate for people.)
4. Puff the Magic Dragon (Peter Paul and Mary. For Calvin's wild imagination.)
5. Mission Impossible (For Calvin's drive for adventure.)
6. Goofy Goober Rock (Spongebob Soundtrack track 12. Somewhat close to Calvin and Hobbes Rock, on movie one.)
7. Ghostbusters theme. (Another song referring to Calvin crazy imagination)
8. Jurassic Park theme: Journey (For Calvin's wild delight for Dinosaurs)
9. Prairie Vespers (Hank the Cowdog audio book, number 15 For Calvin's friendship for Hobbes)
10. Calvin and Hobbes theme (similar to Spongebob theme. Track one Spongebob soundtrack)
Preveiws:
Swing123: here's a quick quote from Calvin and Hobbes III: Double Trouble!
Just then, the doorbell sounded.
"Calvin? Would you get that?" Mom called.
Calvin grabbed Hobbes and led him to the door.
A tall man probably in his thirties was there.
He had black hair, sunglasses, a trench coat, red T-shirt, black jeans and red boots on.
Where on earth did he get red boots?
"May I help me?" Calvin asked.
In one smooth motion, the man snapped his glasses off.
He had blue eyes. Calvin's attention was drawn to his hair.
Short.
Very short.
Sticking straight upward.
He had a weird grin on his face, and talked very quickly in a loud voice.
"I hear your... sellin' stuff!"
"Indeed." Calvin said, grabbing the poster away from him. "Would you like to buy?"
"Actually I've found many flaws in it. Shall I list them off? All-righty then!"
The man puckered up his lips, and drew air in making a whistling sound.
Once his lungs were full, he said in a very quick voice.
"The name Calvin is a western theologion guy who believed in stuff and Hobbes is the same, and further more, you spelled 'Hobbes' H-O-B-S, when it is really spelled H-O-B-B-E-S And clearly the name is Calvin and Hobbes, but someone scratched it out, and wrote, Hobbes and Calvin, plus most of these items haven't been invented yet, and I've looked it up, and GROSS isn't a club within any part of this immediate area!" At the end of this fast speech, The man's voice got squeaky and high as he ran out of air, and as the last word left his mouth, he repeated the same weird performance of bringing in all the air through puckered lips.
Calvin continued to stare at him.
"If you came all this way to give me a spell check, you're crazy." Calvin said. "Get your foot out of the door, so I can close it."
The man made his weird grin and hissed. "A-make me!"
"Very well."
Calvin slammed the door right on his foot.
The man's mouth dropped open, and his eyes bugged out, and he uttered the word. "Gasp!"
"Well." Calvin said. "That's it. Now get out of here!"
"Calvin, don't insult them! They might not read Double Trouble." Hobbes yelled.
"Mmmm. Good point." Calvin considered. "Hey you! You look terrific! Dashing and handsome! I must find your stylist. Ok, I'm done."
Calvin and Hobbes then left the fic, and headed on for their next one.
Swing123: there it is. I hope you liked the bonus chapter! Double Trouble will be posted within the week! And for those who asked, yes, I do watch Disney movies. Some of those will be added to the Wild Movie Collection when I have the time. Also, I'd like to make a quick announcement. For the bonus chapter at the end of DOUBLE TROUBLE, I will add in deleted scenes for movies one two and three.