Trust me on this…you don't want to know where I got the idea. Maybe I had too much toast! XD;;
Sadly, I still do not own any of these songs or Cyborg 009. BOO!
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Again, the only chapter of…
Perfect Blackmail
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"My goodness, one must be on a tight income to not light their base!" 007 observed as they entered Black Ghost's base. It was dark and unlit.
"Let's split into pairs. 006 and 007, you go together. 002 and 004, 008 and 005, and 003 and I will go together." 009 said. They ran off in separate directions through the dark base.
006 lit the long, dark hallways with a flame from his mouth. 007 squinted, even though the light was quite impressive.
"Hang on a second!" The Chinese chef shouted at one point. 007 turned around. There, hanging on a door, was a sign that said, 'KEEP OUT!'.
"Well that looks promising, doesn't it?" 007 said. "Shall we?"
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Once 006 had burned a hole in the door, a wide beam of light burst through! WOW! 007 looked in. Instead of seeing what he expected to see, which was some sort of freakish throne-like object, he saw…
"I NEED A HEEEEERRRROOOO!" The voice was male and it belonged to none other than the evil overlord. "AHAHAHAHA! OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, E-I-E-I-O!"
"Move over 007!" 006 blew a flame from his mouth to shoo 007 away.
"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!" Scarl sang. 007 kicked the door in to get a full viewing.
The room was…FULLY LIT? Why yes, it was! There was a raised platform, and dancing around on it was none other than Scarl himself.
"JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY! AAHAHAHAHA!" He sang, then abruptly switched songs once more. "WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL…TEEN TITANS!"
Scarl laughed heartily. "MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S O-S-C-A-R!"
"Hey 006, did you bring that camera?" 007 whispered. This would be the perfect revenge opportunity. 006 produced the camera from a hidden location in his shirt. 007 immediately began snapping pictures of the prancing evil dude.
"I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD!" Scarl sang, then immersed himself in uproarious laughter. "Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road!"
"Is he drunk or something?" 006 asked 007.
"You don't say drunk in this fic!" 007 corrected as he snapped away.
"Oh, I guess you say high?" 006 asked. 007 just laughed and continued his picture taking.
"Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie…until I blow you up!" Scarl laughed. "Sweet little bumblebee, I know what you want from me!"
"Oh yes, he's drunk all right," 007 agreed.
"What are you doing in here?" Scarl demanded. He saw the cyborgs, and they made a run for it. "Gosh darn it! I even wrote a nice sign…"
He sighed and instantly perked back up again. "Skip to my Lou, my darling!"
ABOUT ONE WEEK LATER"Look, it's this month's issue of Overlord Monthly!" 007 exclaimed, seizing it from the mailbox. He turned it over to see a cover of Scarl, holding flowers and twirling on his toes. Instantly, he relived the scene.
"Hey 007! What's so funny?" 009 asked. 007 handed him the magazine and 009 instantly fell into laughter. "Who…who took these?"
007 read, "Taken by the photography master, Great Britain. This month's edition features Scarl!"
As 009 flipped through the pictures, he could only laugh harder.
"This is the absolute perfect blackmail, 007!" 009 laughed.
Meanwhile, Scarl was reading the same thing.
"Now everyone knows my hobby!" He sighed. He stood up and began to dance again.
"I love you, you blow up me!"
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Having Black Ghost and Scarl as the butt of your jokes is so much fun! Drop a review or flame saying what you thought of it. Arigato and see ya next time!