Gundam Wing Vs. DB/Z/GT Vs. Tenchi Muyo/Universe/in Tokyo Vs. SailorMoon Vs. Pokémon
The Fight of the Century Well It Was A Fight At First
{The story opens with the DBZ people at a major battle against Frieza,Brolli, and all the other DBZ/GT bad guys}
Mr.Satan: {dances around over Cell's dead body} look I won yay now i'm the champion of the Cell game
Gohan: What the fuck's he talkin about I killed Cell about 8 years ago
Goku: {who is humming the brady bunch theme fights Bebi in Super-Saiyan4}. what's that?
Vegeta:By Jove!
Gohan:What the fu......
Trunks:Shi.....
{the DBZ people are transported through a parallel dimension ending up somewhere else}
Ash: Golly gee wilikers! it's some really buff dudes!!!!!!! I choose you RATTATTA!!!!!!
{rattata runs madly at Vegeta, Vegeta who picks Rattatta and crushes his head with ease....}
Rattatta:RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAATTTTAAAAATTTAAAAAAAA(translation:Damn)
{Vegeta giggles}
Ash:Damn you that was my highest level Pokemon! a level 2
Trunks: you know, i have 7 level 100 hundred pokemon and all the rest are above 95
Ash:WWOOOWWWEEEEGEE!!!!!!!!
{There is an uncomfortable silence and everyone stares at Trunks}
Trunks:What?
Gohan:............ my god you really are gay!
Vegeta: I thought I raised you better...
{Piccolo giggles at Vegeta's remark, following laughing so hard that made Piccolo bleed}
Vegeta:...............
Goku: I always knew he was gay I just didn't want to say anything
{As the little transporty thing comes again}
Goku: Figured it would just piss Vegeta off
Trunks: Dam..............
Yamcha: why am i here?
Krillian:um I dunno why
Gohan: oh fuck the fucking fuckable fucking thing!!!!!!!!!!
{all of them are transported to another dimension}
Sailor Moon:I am Sailor Moon!
{Gohan stares at her with a very wide grin}
{Videl comes out of nowhere and smacks him}
Gohan:Fuck
Trunks:I wonder where she buys her dressess I gotta ask so I can get some for myself!
{EVERYONE is awestruck,and traumatized}
{Sailor Scouts and the monster they are facing do that little anime fall over thing}
{Vegeta blasts the monster the Sailor Scouts are fighting}
Vegeta:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trunks: Nice shot dad
Vegeta: shut the fucking hell up
Gohan: Nice fucking damn bitchy assholish fuckable fucking shot!
Vegeta:Thanks
{Trunks is very sad}
{Gohan walks over to Sailor Moon}
Gohan:wanna go rent a hotel room
Sailor Moon:um,ok
{Darien walks in wearing the Tuxedo Mask costume}
Darien:Where you going bitch
Sailor Moon: with Gohan
Darien: but i'm your boyfriend
Sailor Moon: well over the past couple of weeks i've noticed you throw roses at people and well thats kind of um,gay
Darien: at least i don't have a stupid wand and 4 other hoes WHO cough ARE cough HOTTER THAN YOU ARE cough sailor scouts
Gohan:{who is looking at Amy} Damn fucking straight.
Darien:See!
Sailor Moon:Oh yeah
Darien:Yeah!
Trunks and Gohan:CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
{Darien and Sailor Moon start to argue}
{The portal opens up again}
DBZ people:damn...........
Gohan: Damn fucking hell portal, damn i'm tired of this fucking asshole portal
Goku:
Ash,Tien, and Yamcha: What the fuck am i here for?
Gohan: Fucking straight
{our heroes land in a place with giant mobile suits running around the place}
Ash:{Thinking:if i catch Vegeta, I'll become the most powerful pokemon master!}
Quatre:Who the fuck are these guys?
Heero: i dunno
Wufei: they look weak
Vegeta: WHAT THE FUCKING DAMN HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WuFei: nothing
Trowa: maybe if i fire at them, they'll go away
Gohan:GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU
{Trowa starts to cry}
Duo:I will kill you all
Trunks and Goku: what did you just say?
Heero:Thats my line
Duo: Huh?
Vegeta and Gohan: no no no, SHUT THE DAMN FUCKING HELL UP YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!! YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Duo:ok
{Gohan notices Sailor Moon is alone}
Gohan:hey there sweet cheeks
Sailor Moon:hey stud
{Gohan and Sailor Moon start making out}
{Ash pulls out a master ball}
Ash: I've only got one shot, so i'll give it all i got
{Vegeta comes over and puches Ash in the head,Ash is temporarily paralyzed}
Sailor Moon: Ohh Gohan , give it to me give it to me
Gohan: don't worry hoe, i'll give it to you
{Goku who looks at the Master Ball mistakes it for a jawbreaker}
Goku:MMMMMMM .......... candy
Quatre: I'm going to meet these damn fucking bastards
All the Gundam wing Boys: {thinking: Whats wrong with Quatre is he PMSing}
{Gohan looks up at Quatre puts on his clothes and starts off towards him}
Gohan: Hey the damn fucking cussing is up to me you damn bastard
Quatre:Shut the damn hell fucking fuck fuckable asshole
{Quatre and Gohan continue to curse}
Yamcha: I'm bored and useless in this entire story
Tien: yeah me too
Krillian: lets go get some booze
Yamcha and Tien:ok
Goku: {biting down on the pokeball}this doesn't taste like candy
Trunks:when Sailor Moon isn't looking, i'll take her dress
Heero, Wufei, Trowa and Duo:I think Trunks and Quatre would be perfect together
Trunks and Quatre: We're not GAY
Everyone mumbles under there breath:yeah,whatever
{the portal comes again}
Quatre and Gohan: DAMNIT THE NO GOOD FUCKING THING THIS FUCKING THING IS GETTING ON MY DAMN NERVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks:Damn, so close
Goku:{still trying to eat thepokeball} it still doesn't taste like candy
Vegeta:KAKAROTT!!!! IT ISN'T CANDY! IT'S A STUPID POKEBOOGER FOR THE LOVE OF THE FUCKING FUCKER!!!!!!!!
Tien, Krillian, and Yamcha: booze is good
Gundam people:{besides Quatre} what the hell?
Sailor Scouts and Darien: why are we here the only one who has any lines any way is Serena. {all of them walk over to Krillian and the others and start drinking}
{All of the people are transported to Tenchi's house}
Ryoko:Tenchi who are these people?
{Gohan looks at Ayeka and grins}
Ayeka:Screw Tenchi, I'm going for this guy!
Sailor Moon: Damn player
Gohan:bitch
Quatre:asshole
Mihoshi:{walks over to Sailormoon} hey there cutie
SailorMoon:{looks a bit confused}
Mihoshi: {Kisses SailorMoon}
{Kiyone slaps Mihoshi}
{Gohan and Ayeka start making out}
{Quatre looks at Kiyone}
Quatre: hey there baby, why don't you back that azz up?
Kiyone: uhhhhhhhhhhh...............
Goku: IT STILL DOESN"T TASTE LIKE FUCKING CANDY!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: sigh
{Trunks looks at Tenchi}
Trunks: heh heh
{Tenchi running away from Trunks, is homosexually abused by Trunks}
Ryoko:Damn
Vegeta:DAMNIT KAKAROTT! IT"S NOT A FUCKING PEICE OF CANDY....
Ash:it's a pokeball!
Vegeta:shut the fuck up monkey fucker
{Ash starts to cry}
{Vegeta, who is totally pissed, powers up to SSJ5 cursing through the process and destroys the house along with a few lives such as Duo, Wufei, Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Tenchi, Sasami, Darien, Piccolo, and Ash}
Vegeta:damn fucking bastards
{The few who survived were Mihoshi, Kiyone, Little Washu, Ryo-ohki, Ryoko, Gohan, and all the Sailor Scouts. Goku who had no idea what was going on this entire skit made it alive for some odd reason.}
THE END
The Fight of the Century Well It Was A Fight At First
{The story opens with the DBZ people at a major battle against Frieza,Brolli, and all the other DBZ/GT bad guys}
Mr.Satan: {dances around over Cell's dead body} look I won yay now i'm the champion of the Cell game
Gohan: What the fuck's he talkin about I killed Cell about 8 years ago
Goku: {who is humming the brady bunch theme fights Bebi in Super-Saiyan4}. what's that?
Vegeta:By Jove!
Gohan:What the fu......
Trunks:Shi.....
{the DBZ people are transported through a parallel dimension ending up somewhere else}
Ash: Golly gee wilikers! it's some really buff dudes!!!!!!! I choose you RATTATTA!!!!!!
{rattata runs madly at Vegeta, Vegeta who picks Rattatta and crushes his head with ease....}
Rattatta:RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAATTTTAAAAATTTAAAAAAAA(translation:Damn)
{Vegeta giggles}
Ash:Damn you that was my highest level Pokemon! a level 2
Trunks: you know, i have 7 level 100 hundred pokemon and all the rest are above 95
Ash:WWOOOWWWEEEEGEE!!!!!!!!
{There is an uncomfortable silence and everyone stares at Trunks}
Trunks:What?
Gohan:............ my god you really are gay!
Vegeta: I thought I raised you better...
{Piccolo giggles at Vegeta's remark, following laughing so hard that made Piccolo bleed}
Vegeta:...............
Goku: I always knew he was gay I just didn't want to say anything
{As the little transporty thing comes again}
Goku: Figured it would just piss Vegeta off
Trunks: Dam..............
Yamcha: why am i here?
Krillian:um I dunno why
Gohan: oh fuck the fucking fuckable fucking thing!!!!!!!!!!
{all of them are transported to another dimension}
Sailor Moon:I am Sailor Moon!
{Gohan stares at her with a very wide grin}
{Videl comes out of nowhere and smacks him}
Gohan:Fuck
Trunks:I wonder where she buys her dressess I gotta ask so I can get some for myself!
{EVERYONE is awestruck,and traumatized}
{Sailor Scouts and the monster they are facing do that little anime fall over thing}
{Vegeta blasts the monster the Sailor Scouts are fighting}
Vegeta:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trunks: Nice shot dad
Vegeta: shut the fucking hell up
Gohan: Nice fucking damn bitchy assholish fuckable fucking shot!
Vegeta:Thanks
{Trunks is very sad}
{Gohan walks over to Sailor Moon}
Gohan:wanna go rent a hotel room
Sailor Moon:um,ok
{Darien walks in wearing the Tuxedo Mask costume}
Darien:Where you going bitch
Sailor Moon: with Gohan
Darien: but i'm your boyfriend
Sailor Moon: well over the past couple of weeks i've noticed you throw roses at people and well thats kind of um,gay
Darien: at least i don't have a stupid wand and 4 other hoes WHO cough ARE cough HOTTER THAN YOU ARE cough sailor scouts
Gohan:{who is looking at Amy} Damn fucking straight.
Darien:See!
Sailor Moon:Oh yeah
Darien:Yeah!
Trunks and Gohan:CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
{Darien and Sailor Moon start to argue}
{The portal opens up again}
DBZ people:damn...........
Gohan: Damn fucking hell portal, damn i'm tired of this fucking asshole portal
Goku:
Ash,Tien, and Yamcha: What the fuck am i here for?
Gohan: Fucking straight
{our heroes land in a place with giant mobile suits running around the place}
Ash:{Thinking:if i catch Vegeta, I'll become the most powerful pokemon master!}
Quatre:Who the fuck are these guys?
Heero: i dunno
Wufei: they look weak
Vegeta: WHAT THE FUCKING DAMN HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WuFei: nothing
Trowa: maybe if i fire at them, they'll go away
Gohan:GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU
{Trowa starts to cry}
Duo:I will kill you all
Trunks and Goku: what did you just say?
Heero:Thats my line
Duo: Huh?
Vegeta and Gohan: no no no, SHUT THE DAMN FUCKING HELL UP YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!! YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Duo:ok
{Gohan notices Sailor Moon is alone}
Gohan:hey there sweet cheeks
Sailor Moon:hey stud
{Gohan and Sailor Moon start making out}
{Ash pulls out a master ball}
Ash: I've only got one shot, so i'll give it all i got
{Vegeta comes over and puches Ash in the head,Ash is temporarily paralyzed}
Sailor Moon: Ohh Gohan , give it to me give it to me
Gohan: don't worry hoe, i'll give it to you
{Goku who looks at the Master Ball mistakes it for a jawbreaker}
Goku:MMMMMMM .......... candy
Quatre: I'm going to meet these damn fucking bastards
All the Gundam wing Boys: {thinking: Whats wrong with Quatre is he PMSing}
{Gohan looks up at Quatre puts on his clothes and starts off towards him}
Gohan: Hey the damn fucking cussing is up to me you damn bastard
Quatre:Shut the damn hell fucking fuck fuckable asshole
{Quatre and Gohan continue to curse}
Yamcha: I'm bored and useless in this entire story
Tien: yeah me too
Krillian: lets go get some booze
Yamcha and Tien:ok
Goku: {biting down on the pokeball}this doesn't taste like candy
Trunks:when Sailor Moon isn't looking, i'll take her dress
Heero, Wufei, Trowa and Duo:I think Trunks and Quatre would be perfect together
Trunks and Quatre: We're not GAY
Everyone mumbles under there breath:yeah,whatever
{the portal comes again}
Quatre and Gohan: DAMNIT THE NO GOOD FUCKING THING THIS FUCKING THING IS GETTING ON MY DAMN NERVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks:Damn, so close
Goku:{still trying to eat thepokeball} it still doesn't taste like candy
Vegeta:KAKAROTT!!!! IT ISN'T CANDY! IT'S A STUPID POKEBOOGER FOR THE LOVE OF THE FUCKING FUCKER!!!!!!!!
Tien, Krillian, and Yamcha: booze is good
Gundam people:{besides Quatre} what the hell?
Sailor Scouts and Darien: why are we here the only one who has any lines any way is Serena. {all of them walk over to Krillian and the others and start drinking}
{All of the people are transported to Tenchi's house}
Ryoko:Tenchi who are these people?
{Gohan looks at Ayeka and grins}
Ayeka:Screw Tenchi, I'm going for this guy!
Sailor Moon: Damn player
Gohan:bitch
Quatre:asshole
Mihoshi:{walks over to Sailormoon} hey there cutie
SailorMoon:{looks a bit confused}
Mihoshi: {Kisses SailorMoon}
{Kiyone slaps Mihoshi}
{Gohan and Ayeka start making out}
{Quatre looks at Kiyone}
Quatre: hey there baby, why don't you back that azz up?
Kiyone: uhhhhhhhhhhh...............
Goku: IT STILL DOESN"T TASTE LIKE FUCKING CANDY!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: sigh
{Trunks looks at Tenchi}
Trunks: heh heh
{Tenchi running away from Trunks, is homosexually abused by Trunks}
Ryoko:Damn
Vegeta:DAMNIT KAKAROTT! IT"S NOT A FUCKING PEICE OF CANDY....
Ash:it's a pokeball!
Vegeta:shut the fuck up monkey fucker
{Ash starts to cry}
{Vegeta, who is totally pissed, powers up to SSJ5 cursing through the process and destroys the house along with a few lives such as Duo, Wufei, Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Tenchi, Sasami, Darien, Piccolo, and Ash}
Vegeta:damn fucking bastards
{The few who survived were Mihoshi, Kiyone, Little Washu, Ryo-ohki, Ryoko, Gohan, and all the Sailor Scouts. Goku who had no idea what was going on this entire skit made it alive for some odd reason.}
THE END