Drabble: Just Another Death Threat

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Harry Potter.

Summary: Does this really need one? Oh, okay, fine. Harry gets another death threat.

Characters: Yusuke, Dumbledore, and Harry.

Pairings: None

Author's Notes: I'm just making a little fun of all the YYH/HP crossovers out there, including my own. Please don't take offense if you've written one.

Just Another Death Threat

"Let me get this straight," Harry said, glaring half heartedly at the Headmaster sitting behind his desk. "Once again, someone wants me dead, and you," he turned to look at the man sitting next to him, "are here to play 'let's protect the wizard'?"

Yusuke snorted. "Get death threats often?" he asked.

"Almost everyday," Harry replied. "If it's not from someone protesting my friendship with a werewolf, it's from a Death Eater, or a Voldemort supporter. Or, my personal favorite, from some insane woman named Mary Sue, who insists I broke her heart when Skeeter told the world I was gay," he said, reaching out a hand to grab a few lemon sherbets from the bowl Dumbledore kept on his desk. "What makes this one so special?"

Dumbledore shook his head at Harry's nonchalant attitude. "This time, Harry, it's a bit more serious," he said, handing the young Defense Professor the letter Koenma had sent. "Prince Koenma believes that your life is being threatened by demons."

Harry popped the last sherbet in his mouth as he read the letter. "Well, shite," he said when he reached the end.

"Taking this one seriously?" Yusuke asked.

"No, not really. It's just…I lost this week's bet," Harry said sadly.

Yusuke blinked a few times. "You what?"

"I owe Snape twenty Galleons," Harry said with a pout. "He said the most outrageous one for the week would be demons."