1000 Nerds

A/N: My own parody to 1000 Words, since a lot of other people are doing it... If you don't like it, oh well, I'd have a sense of being... stupid...? Yeah, stupid anyway.

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I know that you're reading things,

Looking through biology frequently...

Your snorts weren't like a dream,

And dreams really fool me,

Really easily.

I acted so naughty then,

Didn't say that I had pushed you then...

But I was listening,

You'll get detention far from me,

Far too easily.

"Save your jokes 'cause I'll come back,"

I could hear that you shouted as you walked through that door...

But still I swore,

To hide the laughs as I turned on the pages...

Shouting might've been the answer...

What if I'd cried my eyes out by laughing so hard?

But now I'm not afraid to say that you're a nerd!

Oh a thousand nerds,

Have never been liked much,

They'll wink at you,

Crossing over the boarder from like to hate,

Suspended by their undies!

And a thousand nerds,

One thousand rimmed glasses,

Will break brutally

Under the fist of my defensive boyfriend!

I'll hate you forever!

The day isn't over yet,

Though I often say I can forget,

I still relive that day...

I've laughed at you always,

I still hear you say...

"Wait for me I'll write you a long note,"

I could see how you stammered with your eyes to the floor...

But still I swore,

To never look at you with nothing but malice,

Anger might've been the answer...

What if I'd stood up and yelled at you endlessly?

But now I'm strong enough to know that it's too late!

'Cause a thousand nerds,

Hit on me relentlessly,

It gets annoying

After the tenth turn-down,

And I know they're put down,

Suspended by their undies!

Oh a thousand nerds,

One thousand buck-ed teeth,

Will be smashed hard

By all of the cooler boys that I know...

We'll hate you forever!

(bridge)

Oh a thousand nerds, (a thousand nerds)

Have never been liked much, (oh yeah)

They'll sniff at you,

They'll ask you out (ask you out!)

But end up on flag poles,

Suspended by their undies! (by their undies!)

And a thousand nerds, (oh)

One thousand high beltlines, (high beltlines!)

Will be snapped hard, (oh yeah)

By all of the jocks in those smelly locker rooms! (locker rooms!)

We'll hate you forever!

Oooooh, a thousand nerds...