Sheepless In Seattle

By Spectra16

Disclaimer: I don't own Splinter Cell. At all. Nope. Nyet. Nada.

A/N: This is going to be a crazy ass story about some of my experiences with Splinter Cell and just funny things I thought of while playing the game feverously. So read. Each chapter will be a mini story.

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Chapter One: Pocket Change

(From Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory)

Some ignorant people just walk right through the door in order to put an evil man to rest, without interrogating, without caring. But Sam Fisher was much more intelligent than that. His age gave him wisdom, but didn't always provide common sense. Nedich was in the next room, talking with some of his guards about their current mission, and their unknown ring leader. Sam looked around for a stealthier way to listen in on a good conversation. Next to the paper door (the mission being in Japan after all) was a small shaft, which served little to no purpose at all. Sam Fisher groaned quietly as he crouched down to enter in. He shifted his arms back and forth in order to move along. The guards continued to talk, when a most horrific noise was heard.

Pocket change hit the floor with such immense impact on Sam's stealth mission. A guard had dropped it and knelt down a bit to retrieve it, right next to Sam Fisher in the shaft. Sam clenched his jaw, sweating

"Heh. Yen, not worth anything. Not even worth picking up," One guard said. The guard that was knelt down stood up suddenly. Sam Fisher sighed in relief.

The farthest guard from the door saw a mysterious arm poke out of the shaft and grab the dropped change. He sat there for a moment, wondering what the hell had just went through his mind. He shook his head, thinking it was only his imagination. At least, he hoped it was.

Sam Fisher kept crawling through the vent, with the most silly ass smile on his face.

"Yes! Now I can pay my parking toll!" He whispered to himself.

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Next adventure is Sam trying to intercept his daughter's new boyfriend!