A/N Sry for abandoning my other stories. I wrote this in a hurry. I wanted to post this before I go out. So I apologize for grammar errors :P
Current mood: Neutral
Listening to: Icha Icha Paradise Movie Theme
Wishlist: For Jiraiya-sama to come back alive and write more Icha Icha!
Dear Diary,
Sorry for abandoning you for more than 5 years. My internet connection broke down you see... Oh no no no, I am not a liar. Don't be affected by what Sakura-chan and Naruto-kun said. They are just jealous that I am better than them.
So what have happened in the past 5 years? Nothing much actually. The only extraordinary event was that my students got married with the person that they loved since their genin days... My bad, only Sakura-chan did. Yes, you guessed it! She married Sasuke at the age of 21.
I could still remember Naruto's face when Sakura-chan declared that she was dating Sasuke. They were 17 then (Took them long enough eh?) Naruto started screaming "NO SAKURA-CHAN! I disallow you to date this bastard!" and Sakura went, "NARUTO! Who are YOU to command me?"
"I am your future husband!" Naruto howlered.
"Sorry Naruto, in your dreams!" Sakura yelled back, "My future husband would be Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke, upon hearing this turned crimson, muttering under his breath, "Dobe..."
Childish eh? Couldn't believe they were jounins!
And so life goes on with Naruto glaring at Sasuke every time he got the chance to; scowling whenever he spotted Sasuke and Sakura holding hands; screaming whenever he saw Sasuke and Sakura kissing. There was once when he landed in hopspital when he caught Sasuke and Sakura making out, he could not move for 5 days, for Sakura had given him her most powerful punch and Sasuke kicked him until he flew 500 metres backwards. Teenagers nowadays...
Four years flew past and Sasuke proposed to Sakura. Naruto fainted on the spot.
A few months later, the wedding took place and Ino was their bridesmaid. Naruto was the best man, much to the disappointment of the other male genins, especially Gai's student, Lee.
The wedding did not go as smoothly as I planned though. When the time came to exchange the wedding rings, we found out that the wedding rings were missing! Sasuke went frantic and immediately ran back home to search for it, leaving Sakura alone standing on the altar. I saw Naruto covering his mouth trying to hide his laughter. However, unfortunately he failed as I saw through it straight away. I am such a genius :smirks:
So I made him return Sasuke and Sakura their wedding rings and when that happened, Naruto flew high in the air for Sakura had punched him. He reminds me of Team Rocket from that show that I watched every morning since team 7 first formed. Now you see why I was late everyday? That was a good reason ;)
So anyway, Sasuke and Sakura had two children. Soon enough we would be able to see their third at the rate they are going. Those children really have no shame! I heard and fortunately saw them making out in a park! Sasuke was lying on top of Sakura, and yadda and yadda. (I shall not disclose my students' private life) It was truly more interesting than Icha Icha Paradise. If only I brought a video camera...
I guess I should stop here right now. I have to dress up to attend Naruto's wedding. It's great that he finally found someone he loves. I was rather disappointed it was not Hinata though. The woman he is marrying today is Sakura's best friend, Ino. They started dating five months after Sasuke and Sakura's wedding.
Oh! It's already 5 pm and Naruto's wedding starts at 2. I better go now. Maybe I will blog about Naruto's wedding later on.
Kakashi at xx/xx/xxxxat 5pm
A/N Flame me all you want :P I think i'll rewrite this again. Anybody needs sequel? I guess not...