CHAPTER 1: The Padawan Five
It all started with a small flyer on the Jedi Temple Bullatine broad.
Come one Come all! See the greatest Rappers of all!
THE PADAWAN FIVE!
Of course Master Windu ordered the sign taken down but by then it was too late. Everyone had seen it even Master Yoda. The weirdest thing was Yoda wanted to see it as well as almost everyone in the Temple.
"Fun, it might be," Yoda said to Mace.
"Rap is not fun," Mace insisted. "Rap is just a bunch of people talking in rhymn with music in the background."
"How would you know?" the old Master asked, looking up at his friend.
The dark skinned Jedi's face turned red. "I...well...uh..."
"I see," Yoda said grinning. "Want to be a rap star did you?"
"In the old days..." Mace said, looking dreamily into space. "I would have been good at it too."
"Why did you not?"
"I wanted to become a Jedi even more."
"Show me."
Mace looked at the little Master in horror. "W-WHAT!"
"Show me rap," Yoda said leaning on his walking stick. "Want to see it I do."
Mace's face turned beat red. "Nah... I'm no good anymore."
"SHOW ME!" Yoda yelled, jumping on Mace and grabbing him by the collar. "Want to hear you rap I do!"
"NO!" Mace wailed like a child. "I won't do it! You can't make me!"
Mace fell over. "RAP FOR ME!" Yoda said again.
"Umm... is this a bad time?" a voice asked.
The two looked up. They saw Aayla Secura and Shaak Ti staring down at them.
"Uh...," Aayla said. "If you two wanted to be alone you should get a room."
That sank in. "EW!" the two men exclaimed, getting back up.
"Where are you going?" Mace asked Aayla.
"We are heading to the auditorium to hear the Padawan Five," the blue skinned woman replied. "We heard the lead rapper is Anakin."
"Figures," Mace said rolling his eyes. "Leave it to Anaklin. I bet he started the group too."
"Want to come?" Shaak asked.
"Sure," Yoda said nodding vigorously. "Going there we were."
"We were...Ow!" Mace began but was interrupted when Yoda kicked his ankle. "We were just going there," the dark skinned Jedi said glaring at Yoda who glared back.
So that's where they went.
"I don't see why we had to come to this," Mace whined as he found a seat in the auditorium.
"Interesting it might be," Yoda said, raising a hand.
"About as interesting as cutting off my own arm," the dark skinned Jedi grumbled.
"Sick mind you have, Master Windu," Yoda said. "How can that be interesting? Hurt that would."
"I was being sarcastic," Mace said.
"SHHH!" a Padawan in front of them hissed, looking back at the two Masters. 'They're starting."
Mace rolled his eyes and tried to get comfortable.
"HEY EVERYONE!" a voice from the stage yelled out. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?"
"YEAH!" everyone yelled back.
The rest of the group came out on stage. They were Anakin Shywalker and a three other teens. As the Chosen One came to the front of the stage all the girl Padawans went nuts. "YEAH ANAKIN!" they all shouted. "WE LOVE YOU!"
From where Yoda and Mace sat they saw almost all the women in the auditorium faint.
"Anakin isn't that good looking," Mace grumbled.
"You say that why?" Yoda asked. "Jealous are you?"
"No," Mace said. "I'm saying there is more than just Anakin for the girls to swoon over."
"Huh?" Yoda asked cocking his head.
"Just look at me," Master Windu went on, pounding his chest with his fist. "I'm a fine speciman of a man! I bet I could make any girl fall over-"
"YEAH ANAKIN! YOU'RE SO SEXY!" a voice yelled to their left interrupting Mace's self flattery.
Yoda and Mace turned their heads. They gaped at Aayla Secura who had passed out and landed on Shaak who had her hands clasped over her heart and her eyes closed. "Anakin, my love..." she began then noticed she was being stared at and quickly sobered up.
Mace and Yoda looked at each other.
"Saying you were?" Yoda asked.
"Hey! Hey!" Anakin shouted, sounding like Fat Albert. "Let's rock!"
Now they looked back at the stage.
The four teens behind Anakin began making weird noises in their mikes as the Chosen one began. "BOOMBA CHICK! BOOMBA CHICK! Let's all rap!
Far off in distant space,
There is a crazy place,
Where the droids don't leave you alone!
And you can make your very own clone!"
YEAH!"
The crowd went wild as Anakin made up lyrics as he went.
"Where the Sith want death for all
And want the Republic to fall!"
The other four teens began making weirder noises.
Almost evreyone in the auditorium went even wilder.
'PADAWAN FIVE WE LOVE YOU!"
"That was the stupidest concert I have ever gone too," Mace complained to Yoda an hour later. "And those lyrics made no sencse at all!"
"Funny it was," Yoda chuckled. "Red your face has become."
Mce put his hands to his face and looked in a mirror. "ARGH! MY ROSESHIA IS SHOWING!" he ran off screaming.
Yoda watched him go then shook his head. "Sorry state he's in," the old Master said yawning. "Tired I am. Take a nap I will."
Yoda saw a doorway that looked like his. Without a second thought he headed right to it totally unaware of what or who was behind it.
A/N
Sorry if this is kinda dumb and makes no sense. Thsi is my first try on making a funny fan fic. I ahve never made one before. If I'm trying too hard i am sorry. Maybe as I go on I'll loosen up and this will make more sense.