The Adventures of Kelly Prescott:

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Summary: Tagteam with timydamonkey. All is not well in Carmel; a demon hit an all time low and got angry. Enter assassins, craziness, bizarre love triangles, affairs and general mayhem…

A/N: The pairings remain private until we decide to let you find out.

MUAHAHA! But you will be very, very surprised.

Set before Twilight.

It all happened on one of those days that was just like totally… UGH! You know? It just totally SUCKED!

I hate days like that. Not that I get them all that much. My life is usually just totally awesome!

Except for today. Today sucked.

Ok, so I was fumbling with the combination on my locker, and shoving in my books. As class President, I'm supposed to get to class early and take pride in doing so. Today, however, someone called my phone.

This isn't like unusual or anything, since - being as popular as I am - I get phone calls all the time. It was just that that particular phone call marked the beginning of the end of the world.

Or my life, as some people like to call it.

"Oh my God, hi Kelly!" yelled a voice on the other end.

"Debbie, hi!" I grinned as I recognized my friend's voice. "How's it going?"

"Great, but you'll never guess what- Oh my God, it's like totally amazing!"

I grinned even wider. What could it be? Another HOT guy? I was so excited that it was, like, totally amazing. "What, what?" I asked in eager um… an… an… anticipation! That's it!

I did not get the answer I wanted. For once.

"OH MY GOD!" squealed Debbie; her voice so loud that I wondered why my ears hadn't fell off. "SHE'S HERE! OH - MY – GOD! He's there, too!"

"Who's there?" I asked impatiently, but she butted in. God, Debbie can be so annoying sometimes. I mean, she's totally lucky that I let her be my best friend, and she just takes advantage of that privilege sometimes. I wondered if she needed replacing.

"I'm gonna go talk to her, I'll see you in five!"

"Wait-" I exclaimed, but she rung off.

Well, I thought, so much for friendship. After giving my phone the glare of doom and failing to get any reaction other than an imperfect looking reflection – I needed to sort that out, I thought idly – I turned around to walk off.

I didn't end up walking off straight away, though.

Because when I turned around, that was when I first saw them. It was HORRIBLE!

CEECEE WEBB walking HAND IN HAND with MY GUY!

HELLO! Paul Slater was NOT available right now! Especially for Mission Academy's resident FUR-REEK! He was MINE!

And I was SO not going to let him be claimed by her.

I walked up to them and noticed that they were surrounded MY friends.

WHAT WAS GOING ON!

I asked them just that, of course. And their reply was SO not something I needed to hear.

CeeCee Webb had replaced me, Kelly Prescott, as the most popular girl in Junipero Serra Mission Academy.

A/N: And believe it or not, it gets weirder. Mwuhahaha!

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