It's two in the morning and this pop up in my head; enjoy XD
No own!
"OH YEAH WELL SCREW YOU!"
"ON NO BUDDY I'M CUTTING YOU OFF!"
"WHAT!" Varon yelled his teeth gritted blood to the boiling point "OH NO! I'M CUTTING YOU OFF!" Varon yelled. One Anzu Mazaki snorted at him "Oh please, it's no big lost" she replied. Varon felt something in him snap, did she? Did? Oh she did, she DID!
"YOU! DAMN YOU! Why did I even decide to be with such a angry, ugly, violent, and flat chested girl?" he spat. With a snort he eyed her only to see her trembling his face dropped; crap…was she going to cry? Immediately feeling bad he walked over her.
"Hey…bird you know what--"
(WHACK!)
Varon stumbled back; he had forgotten how mean a right hook she had. Her eyes narrowed into slits, a blood red aura around her exploded into a giant blaze of rage.
"Get…out…"
"…Wait" he suddenly said, she growled but calmed down, maybe he was going to apologize for his idiotic mistake. Varon brushed some debris form him and looked to her. "What?" she ask.
"…We're really not going to have hot monkey make up sex?"
Meanwhile outside Varons apartment Amelda and Raphael were approaching they had come for a surprise visit. As they were about to knock on the door they stopped and sighed when they heard countless pieces of furniture being smashed. Raphael stared at the door and Amelda eyes lidded with no shock at the noises.
"Looks like they're at it again" Amelda spoke. Raphael nodded unfazed at the fact something very expensive had been shattered into a million pieces,
"Amelda growled "I swear why do they even stay together if they're so opposite?" he asked. Raphael shrugged his shoulders. "Now if he were like you and Isis" Amelda began but was stopped short when something crashed out of the window
Or more exactly someone, Varon to be acute.
"FINE!" Varon yelled but quickly dodged when a giant vase was aimed towards him. The redhead and blonde look to the side seeing there chum bruised and beaten. Anzu threw a giant luggage of clothes "AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'M CUTTING YOU OFF!" and with that she threw the curtain over the broken window.
"Son of a bitch!" the Aussie muttered picking himself up as he took out the pieces of glass in his hair it was then when he noticed Amelda and Raphael staring at him.
"Another fight?"
"Shut up" he muttered grabbing his things. "Lets get a drink" Varon gruff and with that went towards his motorcycle. Amelda and Raphael looked at the broken window then to Varon.
"What do you think it was this time?" Amelda asked.
"You think he gambled away her dancing tuition again?"
"Nah, I think he broke the fridge"
"Or maybe he asked if she wanted a threesome with Mai?"
"HEY LETS GET GOING!" Varon shouted angrily. The two decided it be best to continue this conversation at the bar and then openly annoyed Varon with it. And so the formerly known Doma no Sanjushi went away to the local bar, in order to help (not) their friend drown his worried in a couple of screwdrivers.
So as they went away Anzu was left to pick up the remains of the house. Grumbling she couldn't help but repeat the experience her blood boil "Bastard…" she growled and with a very uncharacteristic scream threw down the trash bag. Unable to pick up the apartment she sat down and called a friend; Isis to be exact she would understand since she was currently seeing the oldest of the three.
"Hello?" Isis asked.
"Isis…"
"Oh hi Anzu!' She spoke "How are you?" Isis spoke. "Piss" was Anzu's reply. Isis sighed, "It's Varon, again?" she ask. A growl from the receiving end was answer enough. She sat down "What did he do this time?" Isis asked.
"Isis, it was so bad I can't even say let alone think it without breaking something
(CRASH)"
Isis winced; that sounded like Varons, and it sounded expensive. "Calm down Anzu" Isis tried to comfort. Anzu sighed in anxiety "Isis, it's always the same..." she moaned, "how do you do it?" she ask. Isis smiled "fortunately Raphael was never that rowdy"
"Lucky you -. - "
"So what is his punishment this time?"
Anzu chuckled "well, I was so mad I cut him off"
"I was so pissed at her I cut her off!" With that Varon guzzled down his 7th screwdriver. Amelda stared at him then snorted Varon looked at them "what?" he demanded.
"YOU cutting someone off from sex?" Amelda jeered. Raphael stifle a chuckled "even I know you're horny as they come"
Varon said nothing ad just stared at him with a serious glared; the two eyes's widened. "You're serious?" they asked. Varon sipped down the rest of his drink "after what she did…" he trailed off and gulped down his order of vodka in one gulp in anger. A hard blush instill his cheeks "yeah…that'll show her; she can't live without a sex god like me…"
"Hm I didn't know they had done it already"
"You think he begged her?"
Varon glared at him "you bitches…" he slurred. "But I'll show her this is a fight I won't lose!" he exclaimed and his head fell on the table; apparently he had a little too much. Amelda sipped his beer and look at Raphael who finished his margarita.
"Well…"
"Hm"
"He sounded pretty serious"
"He won't last an hour" Raphael stated. Amelda smirked "willing to make a bet on it?" he ask. Raphael eyes piqued with interest.
"How much?" he asked.
Amelda took another sip "Lets start with fifty bucks that Varon cracks in an hour?" he ask.
"Fine the I say it'll be Anzu, she just as bad as he is on those terms"
Amelda laughed, "Raph you got yourself a wager!" with that the two shook hands.
Little did they know they had unleashed a horrible evil onto Domino City
TbC
It's almost three, I'm tired bleah
fOX