Mindless Fun and Burning Love

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of its characters. This is the only time I'm doing the disclaimer. It gets annoying…

Summary: A collection of mainly RoyEd drabbles.

Takanoru: Drabbles are spreading like viruses. It's not like I'm complaining or anything though. I'm going to keep my drabbles to under 200 words. Nothing over 199. Not that hard, I don't think. Enjoy!

Thank you Brother!

(Words 141)

"It's Al's birthday tomorrow, what are we going to get him?" a bored Ed asked an equally bored Roy.

"You of all people should know what he wants." Roy replied not looking up from his paperwork.

Ed sighed. "He keeps bugging me about wanting a cat."

"You hate cats."

"But I love Al and I want him to stop nagging me."

"I saw a black cat with gold eyes on the street corner, looked perfect for him."

"I'll give it to him if you go catch it."

The lovers exchanged smirks. Then, the familiar sound of metal on wood came running down the hall. The almost birthday boy slammed the office door open.

"THANK YOU BROTHER!" the armor shrieked.

"Wha..?"

Al shoved a little black kitten in Ed's face.

Ed turned and glared at Roy but all he did was laugh.

Takanoru: The kitty has Ed's eyes and Roy's hair.