Chocolate Whipped

Hey guys! I saw CATCF on the day it came out and I was reading all these stories by all these awesome authors and I just decided! I'm getting in on the action! So this is my Willy Wonka story! I have been sitting her listening to "Wonka's Welcome Song", and for those who have seen it you know I am talking about the creepy little dolls who sing in the beginning! LoL! Please read and review.

Chapter 1. Creepy is one way of putting it

Ringing….damn that evil ringing….Alexandra groaned in agony as she rolled over on her bed, facing her alarm clock to discover it was 4:00am at night or wait….scratch that morning. "Who in their right mind would be calling her at this time?"

Scratching her long wild fire truck red hair she got up and stumbled to the kitchen. Trust me from all of the dying she did to her hair this was the result and truth be told it wasn't all that bad.

Entering the kitchen she answer the phone. "I don't want any..", she murmured about to hang up until she heard her friend on the other line screaming.

"Don't hang up you stupid cracker!"

"Lauren? What the bloody hell are you calling me this early in the morning?"

"Dude! I got it!"

"Got what?"

"Willy Wonka's new chocolate bar! Its called "Wonka's double stuffed brownie peanut surprise!"

"You called me at 4 freaking am in the morning to tell me about a new chocolate bar?"

"Well….your not the only one I called. I also called Tristan, Kait, Amy, Alyssa, Nick, Caroline…"

"Lauren…your scaring me. This is just a chocolate bar".

"Dude…this is not just a chocolate bar, it's a Wonka's bar! This is like a momentous occasion….I mean what do I do? Should I open it? Or save it? God I'm sweating over here"

"Okay Lauren…breath…good…breath. This is what you do. Open the goddamn thing and eat it! AND LET IT GO TO YOUR THIGHS!", screaming as she hung up the phone.

She ran to her bedroom flopping on her bed happily snuggling into her warm sheets. Then she felt a buzzing going off under her pillows. The evil had reached her cell phone. Will the madness never end?

She sighed once more, grabbing her cell phone beneath her pillow and answering it. "Whoever you are I am going to come over there and make you a spoon! I swear to freaking God!"

"What if I shared it with you? Would you feel better and not threaten me with a spoon?", as Lauren's voice once again came over the phone.

Alexandra sighed. "Yeah sure…sure Lauren. We can party with the chocolate bar!", as Lauren did her evil laugh over the telephone happily hanging up.

Alexandra or aka. Alex as she liked to be called fell back against her bed letting out a laugh. Even though Lauren was really, really, really crazy Alex loved her to death.

Laying back in her bed she tried to fall back into dream land but no matter how hard she tried she couldn't go back to fantasy land. Turning around to stare at her clock she notice it now read 6:00am.

"Wow. How time really flies when your having fun….NOT!", as she stood up. Walking into the kitchen already getting her coffee ready, she felt something rub against her legs.

"Hey Napoleon", she murmured to her cat as his fat body slunk between her legs. "I'll feed you in a minute. Let me just see what's on the news".

"As she went into the living room curling up on the couch and grabbing her favorite pillow she turned on the news.

"And all over the world today, crowds are flocking to stores for Willy Wonka's and assistant Charlie Buckets new candy bar. The mobs of people have been amazing coming all in within the early hours of the morning just to get a sample of another marvelous creation."

Alex sat there eye brown raised in a funny fashion. "We have third world starving countries, Aids, and terrorist…and they are talking about a new chocolate flavor. This world is going to damnation in a picnic basket…..", as her door bell rang.

"Its open!", she screamed as a flock of her friends came rushing in. "Yo ho Alex!", Lauren screamed running bar in hand.

"She stopped at everyone's place just so we could see this amazing moment in history", Tristan answered sarcastically rolling his eyes.

"Yeah Lauren. Lets get this over with, then we can eat all of Alex's food and leave cause that's what we do", Kait laughed sitting down on the couch.

"That's so mean you guys. We also use her showers too! Don't forget that", Alyssa followed as the rest of them murmured in agreement.

"You people suck"

"We love you too Alex"

They all sat around in a circle as Lauren slowly opened the candy bar. "Ooo..do hurry it up Lauren! I am about to wet myself with excitement!", Tristan once again sarcastically said.

"Oh shut up you dill hole! Patience!", as the wrapper was ripped off and before them sat a lovely chocolate bar. But something else lay within the bar also.

"Wow….Willy Wonka is so rich he's giving out quarters!", as Alyssa began laughing.

"Lauren man, this is so priceless! Someone get the freaking camera! This will be even funnier then the Blair Witch project!", as Alex and the others started cracking up.

Lauren stared at it curiously shrugging it and handing it to Alex. "Awww…..that's so nice. I could go buy myself a piece of bubble gum in those machines now. I am sooo..special!", as she waved the quarter in the air until she noticed something strange.

"That's strange…"

"What's up Alex?", as Tristan came back eating a bag of Cooler Ranch Dorito's.

"There's another guys face on the quarter and its definitely not Mr. Washington", as the group quickly gathered.

"Holy step father of Jesus!", Lauren screamed as the rest of the group looked at her strangely.

"That's Willy freaking Wonka! His face is on the quarter! …….does he have that sort of power?"

"He looks kinda weird", as Tristan twisted his head to the side. "Kinda freaking actually".

"Maybe he's sending it out to all of the Wonka bar eaters?"

"I betcha he puts weed in his chocolate. That's why Lauren is so crazy all the time. He was probably using some and totally just dropped his coin in. He's a hippie!", as Tristan started laughing coughing on the Dorito chips.

"Maybe you're the one dancing with Mary Jane", Alyssa answered back as the other's started laughing.

"Listen you free loaders! I don't know about you but I have to go to work. So I'll see you guys later", as she stepped into the bedroom to get dressed for another day of work ahead of her.

Okay I know it doesn't sound all that great! BUT I really wanna make this story work! Lmfao! If you guys have any suggestions please help me out! Read and review!