Know Your Stars! Know Your Stars!

"Hello my wondeful guests! Today, we are in a wonderful show! What is it called! Well, it is based on what it does! It tells you depthes of the stars from InuYasha! Are we ready for another great heaping of 'Know Your Stars!'" the announcer cheers happily. The crowd goes wild from her little speech. "Okay... let's give a big hand to... the one, the only, the huggly... half-demon, InuYasha!" InuYasha walks onto a pure-white stage and the audience just goes wild. The guards need backup just to restrain the fans. He gives everyone a death glare.

"Hey! Who are you! What is this! I thought I would find Naraku here!" he demanded angrily as the audience calmed down and watched the show. Ribbons and streamers flew down as they all landed on him, making him look like a present. The audience stood back as a glass bubble began to surround him,

"Huh! What! Why is this happenning? Where is Naraku! Sankontessou!" he screamed as he attempted to destroy the glass.

"Okay, time to make my introduction! I am your host and speaksperson for Know Your Stars! I am called Fae, okay? You have to call me that, okay InuYasha? Anyway... onward with the show! You are in bullet-proof glass and I am going to tell your adoring, and I mean adoring fans a little about their favorite half-breed!" a cheerful voice said as from the balcony. Lights appeared as a girl around thirteen smiled at her audience.

"As I said, I am Fae! Welcome to Know Your Stars, InuYasha style!" she said as she tapped the glass dome, allowing a window to open so InuYasha could hear all that she said. She smiled as she snapped her delicate fingers and a chair, no a throne appeared. She royally sat on it and began to taunt InuYasha.

"InuYasha, InuYasha, InuYasha... he likes Kagome so very, very much!"

"WHAT!" I DO NOT LIKE THAT IDIOT!" he said while blushing deeply.

"Yup! He blushes whenever he actually talks to her, and turns tomato whenever she actually talks to him! Awwwww!"

"WHAT! YOU ARE A LIAR!" he shouted, turning tomato-red.

"InuYasha, InuYasha, InuYasha... can dance!"

"WHAT! I CAN NOT!"

"Oh? It seems he is a bit shy, well let him show you!" she snaps her fingers and very strong strings force InuYasha to piroutte and leap and glide across the room gracefully. He is steaming as the strings release him into the glass dome once more.

"InuYasha, InuYasha, InuYasha... was such a lonely child when he grew up that eh began to talk to imaginary friends!"

"HUH! WHAT ARE THOSE AND RELEASE ME THIS INSTANT!"

"It seems that he is also shy about this too, oh well, anyways... his friend's name is Sesshomaru! Is it not sweet that he named it after his big brother? Awwwwww!"

WHAT! I DO NOT HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND, NEVER! I WOULD NOT NAME ANYTHING AFTER MY BROTHER!" he roared as he jumped up, trying in a pathetic attempt to claw Fae to death.

"Tut, tut, tut! InuYasha, InuYasha, InuYasha... likes it when Kagome, and only Kagome strokes his puppy ears!" she said mockingly.

"WHAT! I DO NOT! SHE DOES NOT!" he said with a growl.

"InuYasha, InuYasha, InuYasha... he does love to visit Kagome's time! He misses her... Awwwww!"

"WHAT! IT IS ONLY BECAUSE SHE HAS THE SHIKON SHARD WITH HER! I DO NOT MISS THAT INSANE GIRL!"

"Excuses, excuses, excuses! Did you wonderful fans know that InuYasha has a book, wait no, four books worth of excuses?"

"WHAT! I DO NOT! YOU ARE A LIAR, COME HERE, YOU LIAR! YOU COWARD!" he roared, infuriated.

"Well, it has been so much fun! Now, my dear fans, you kow InuYasha!" Fae said with a smile as she waved a hand and forced InuYasha to wave bye-bye. She waved a finger and he dissapeared, back to wherever he belongs.

"Okay, next time, I will have Kagome! Hey, I know! Why don't we have a shout out from the audience, I'm sure they know their stars well, too! So... submit your shout out and look for it and others next time! Remember this is G to PG, oay! Six shout outs only, so what are you waiting for! Have fun and shout out what you think your Star, Kagome does!" Fae said with a wave and she dissapeared. The audience goes into the shoutout box ( the review button) and begin to shout out!

Till Then!

Sincerly

Your announcer,
Fae, Master Magician