Welcome to my second Gravitation fan fiction! This fic is a little remake of one of my OLD fan fictions, in another account. But, actually, completely different. The same concept, but completely different. And I hope you understand the concept. They're just little stories about how things came to be in Gravitation. A fraction of them are, like, how characters met and stuff. But feel free to send in ideas! In the summary, I already pointed out that there are twenty-five chapters, but if I get enough suggestions, I may create a sequel.

Disclaimer: Maki Murakami owns Gravitation. I own these short stories. br

Rated T For: Disturbing topics and language.

Meet Tohma. Cute, talented, and yummy. At age twenty-three, he was possibly the greatest thing to ever to ever grace this planet.

But Tohma had a problem.

You see, he had attractions to… weird things. Attractions as in SEXUAL attractions. Which is pretty odd when you're known as perfect. And we know it's normal to be attracted to people—girls and boys alike. But this isn't the case. Last week was teddy bears, but Tohma-chan had moved onto bigger and better things…

Little boys.

"I am straight, I am straight, I am straight," the poor soul kept telling himself. It was hopeless, though. The blonde had fallen into an illegal pit that was impossible to squirm out of.

In an attempt to, perhaps, "forgive" him, Tohma practically threw himself into a bar. A strip bar, in fact. Full of all the slutty girls guys Tohma's age seemed to lust.

So there he was, at the counter RIGHT in front of the action. He was basically hyperventilating and sweating like a pig. He had to make himself enjoy this. Or else it was some kid's virginity right in his pocket!

The dancing began. Tohma twitched. Oh, God. His eyes nearly melted. But it seemed like the men around him were enjoying as if Tohma were in, say, some young-league swimming match, so he pretended to be with it. And didn't guys who looked totally gay get all the chicks? Hell yes. THIS pedophile was home free.

But, erk! Some brunette came walking up to him. A large amount of money was lodged between her silicone breasts. He pretended not to notice, until said brunette jumped onto his lap.

"What the--?" gasped Tohma, his eyes like saucers. "Um… Miss. This seat is already taken—" he looked at the girl's nametag "—Mika."

Mika hissed, "Lap dance, courtesy of the men right over there." She motioned toward a disgustingly neon pink booth, filled with a group of guys with matching purple suits.

"What?" the blonde spat. "I don't even know them!"

"Really? Wow. I figured they did; they said something about gay guys attracting girls…?"

Tohma sighed miserably. "Whatever."

The two depressed souls soon got to talking. Apparently, Mika had two bisexual brothers who were… well, bisexual. Which annoyed Mika. But it wasn't like she could BLAME them; guys were the "shizzle", as she put it. Tohma nodded as though he knew what the hell she was talking about.

And OMFG, guess what? They started dating. Apparently, moron plus slut equals fun, fun, fun.

Heh heh. Hoped you liked it. :DDDD Please review, readers!