(A/N: ok this is a story of Shigure and Hatori... yea... well i hope this wouldn't bore all of yall out! i mean dude I think most people would count on Hatori being the non-gay in these fanfics... I think... well yea but this yaoi... and Shigure is gonna be the less horny, perverted guy... BUT HE IS ANYHOW! well yea R&R plz and no flares if you don't mind...)
Title: I'm just as dirty as you are...
rating: M
I don't own Fruits Basket obviously
Well, they are all in the Sohma house hold (they meaning Shigure, Kyo, Yuki, Hatori, Ayame, Tohru, and etc.) Hatori was busy taking care of Ayame because he ended up getting beat up by Kyo and Yuki for flirting with Tohru. Hatori sighed his annoyed sigh and sat on a chair tired. Shigure walked in the room where Hatori took care of Ayame. " Hey Hatori, you must be tired... you were watching over Ayame for 3 hours straight... Well if you don't mind, I can stay here and watch Ayame with you..." Shigure stated. Hatori nodded and sighed. " Why does Ayame keep getting into trouble?" Hatori asked with a rare smile. Shigure smiled widely about that smile he gave, even if it was small and quick. "Well for one thing he is more perverted than me times 3... and he also loves things that doesn't even need to be used in life!" Shigure laughed. Hatori rolled his eyes.
"Let me ask you something"
"What?"
" Who do you care about other than that woman you had to erase memory from?"
"..."
"No one?" Shigure asked. Hatori shook his head in annoyance now. " Ok look I care about everyone but not as much as for the woman I only LOVED" Hatori said with watery eyes. " Oh dear, I am sorry Tori-kun!" Shigure said. I hope he doesn't get in one of those sexual encounters he put over on Akito before...well of course Akito accepted and tortured him... poor guy...he even puts out his hornyess on guys... hee hee how cool I might put that on my new novel... hee hee...
"Shigure..." Was all Hatori said before he passed out. " Oh well at least he wasn't horny that time... It'll be okay Hatori I'm here..." Shigure said cradling him in his arms. Shigure kissed Hatori's forehead and placed him right beside Ayame. Shigure exited the room and told everyone Hatori passed out.
"Oh my is he alright?"
"HOW THE HELL CAN A DOCTOR GET SICK?"
" He isn't sick. Baka neko!"
Shigure sighed and asked for them to calm down. As soon as everyone calmed down they all went to eat their dinner. Kyo didn't bother to eat instead he went to the roof and slept. " Oh dear... why didn't Kyo wanna eat?" Tohru asked worried. " don't worry about him Honda-san...I'll check on him after dinner." Yuki said softly. Tohru nodded and finished her dinner. Shigure thought about Hatori through out dinner. Momiji looked at him oddly. " Um... Shii-san are you ok?" Momiji asked. Shigure nodded and put his plate in the sink and walked to the room Ayame and Hatori was in. Hatori woke up once Shigure shut the door. " What happened? Shigure? What happened?" Hatori asked. " Well you passed out about me asking who you care about..." Shigure said putting a thinking expression. " oh god, I didn't do any sexual things to you did I!" Hatori asked remembering what he did to Akito. " No, no, no! Really you didn't do anything to me or Ayame." Shigure said. "Oh ok...Jee I am hungry...did tohru-chan cook any dinner?" Hatori asked. " Oh yes I think they are still eating." Shigure said. Hatori nodded and walked out to the table. Tohru smiled to see Hatori sitting with them. " Here's your dinner, Hatori-san!" Tohru said happily giving Hatori leek soup with a side of home cooked bread! Hatori ate quietly. Shigure watched him eat and Yuki got up to bring Kyo the food Tohru made especially for him. Before Yuki left he looked at Shigure. " Ummmm Shigure, if you are gonna watch Hatori all tonight then you should ask him to stay..." Yuki said before climbing to the roof. Shigure looked at Hatori with begging eyes. " Fine, I'll stay. I have to keep an eye on Ayame anyways. " Hatori answered back. Shigure smiled. "Um... Haa-san, where will you be sleeping?" Tohru asked. Hatori shrugged. "I guess I can sleep on the couch..." Hatori said pointing to a couch. " NO, um you can sleep in my bed Hatori-san" Shigure said with a big smile.
"Um... are you sure?"
"Of course!"
"Then where would you sleep"
"My bed is a couples bed so both of us can fit!"
Hatori paused. "Um... why do I have to sleep in the same bed as you?" Hatori asked blushing. " Oh my... Haa-san! You're blushing!" Tohru said. Hatori quickly rushed to Shigure's room. "Eh heh heh heh... I think...I think I'll go check on Yuki and Kyo and see if they are fighting again!" Shigure said climbing up a ladder. Oh gosh... I hope I didn't scare Hatori... I don't want him to ignore me... I love him... dang...but how can I tell him?
Just as Shigure approached on the roof he heard moaning. Shigure quickly hid and saw who as making noise. HOLY SHIT! is that Yuki and Kyo... kissing? Oh my god, that's neat! Kyo and Yuki aren't aware I am here... heh heh heh it wouldn't hurt to watch them for awhile... hee hee hee.
A few minutes passed before Kyo asked if they could go to his room. Shigure had a wide, pervish smile. When Kyo turned to go to the ladder he found Shigure smiling so dumbly. " So you and Yuki are together eh? Hee hee hee hee... Wait till I tell Tohru..." Shigure danced as he climbed the rest of the ladder. Yuki and Kyo shot death glares at him. " Um... ok then I'll just let this slip! Eh heh heh..." Shigure said. Yuki took Kyo's hand and jumped down to Kyo's room. " Young love... what can you do?" Shigure shrugged. Shigure once again climbed down the ladder.
" Um... I saw Yuki and Kyo.. Holding hands..." Tohru said shocked. Shigure smiled and said, " Don't worry about them, they'll be happy together I guarantee it!" Tohru just shrugged and cleaned the dishes. Shigure walked into his room and found Hatori on the ground. " OH MY GOD! Hatori? Hatori are you with me?" Shigure asked tapping Hatori's cheek. " Huh... Shigure is that you? What happened?" Hatori asked. " I don't know what happened I thought I'd be the one asking..." Shigure said with a worried face. " Oh my gosh... I'm sorry for worrying you Shii-san..." Hatori sid rubbing his head. Shii-san? he never called me that before! (oh and if he did, to bad he didn't in this story!) " Here I'll put you on the bed... do you want anything?" Shigure asked after he placed Hatori on the bed. Hatori looked at Shigure with gleaming eyes. " Oh don't tell me you are in one of those horny feelings? Aw you naughty little boy." Shigure grinned. " GOD why do you have to make fun of it tho!" Hatori asked angrily. Shigure smiled and kissed Hatori's forehead. " I'll be the one who's the parasite, you'll be the host." Shigure said close to his ear and started to bite on it.
I hope yall know what a parasite does to the host. The parasite either eats or consumes the host. Yea just so yall know in which I know you will...
Shigure: oh boy what will I do to Hatori-san? Hee hee
Hatori: Don't be getting any ideas...
Ayame: Well you are the one who wanted him but instead Shigure's gonna be the...uh... PEAR-A-SIGHT :)
Hatori: You know Ayame sometimes I think you are just plain stupid and not just retarded...
Eica: Well that is all we have for today! until next time! Hee hee!
TBC