ALL YOUR NEGI ARE BELONG TO US

Mahou Sensei Negima is the property of Ken Akamatsu, Zero Wing is the property of Toaplan.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: What's up? I came up with the idea for this one night at work. It just popped into my head so I figured, what the hell. Anyway I hope you enjoy this little parody of mine.

Narrator: In A.D. 2003, war was begining.

Class Rep.: What Happen?

Hakase: Someone set up us the bomb.

Chisame: We get signal.

Class Rep.: What!

Chisame: Main screen turn on.

Class Rep.: It's you!

CATS: How are you ladies!

CATS: All your Negi are belong to us.

CATS: You are on the way to destruction.

Class Rep.: What you say!

CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.

CATS: Ha Ha Ha...

Chisame: Class Rep.!

Class Rep.: Take off every'Zig'!

Class Rep.: You know what you doing.

Class Rep.: Move'Zig'.

Class Rep.: For great justice.

And so it was that the students of class 3-A waged a relentless war against CATS to rescue their teacher. When they finally saved Negi the students gave CATS a merciless beating the likes of which few have seen for kidnapping their adorable teacher. CATS would also receive a severe beating from Negi himself for the horrid way in which he butchered the English language.

It was later revealed that CATS surrvived his beating from class 3-A and their teacher. However he decided to turn over a new leaf, taking English classes to fix his poor grasp of the English language. He then moved to New York City were he works on a street corner running a hotdog stand in an attempt to make an honest living.

So I guess the moral of our story is, don't kiddnap cute 10 year old teachers or butcher the English language. Because if you do you'll have your ass kicked by a bunch of middle school girls and their teacher, only to wind up a lowly hotdog vender.

THE END

AUTHOR'S NOTE'S: I have to say that this was one of my stranger ideas but oh well it was fun to write it. Anyway peace out, and remember to read and review.