Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon ball Z or any of the characters. But I wish I could have Vegeta.
Kindergarden story Part 2Piccolo picks up a piece of paper and draws his cave. "You want me to go to your cave? You live in a cave, Wow I never knew that, I wish I lived in a cave," said Vegeta. "I'll have to ask the women when she comes to take me from this retched hell hole."
"Well kids time for you to play outside, Krillin since you're the special person today you get the special car and you can bring one other person on the car with you," said Miss.Mac.
"I think I'll take Goku," said Krillin as he waved Goku over to the car. Vegeta and Piccolo walked outside.
"Man that stupid teacher and her stupid special person, she might as well make me the special person everyday," said Vegeta. "You know what we could just take the car from the stupid bald midget." Piccolo walks over to Krillin and Goku in the special car grabs the bottom of it, dumps it upside down, Krillin and Goku falling both on there heads. Piccolo took it over to Vegeta, lifted Vegeta up and put him in the car. Then Piccolo got in himself, when he got in the car lifted and Vegeta couldn't touch the floor. Piccolo started to walk around and Vegeta was pretending to steer. "Come on Piccolo lets go hit some cars." Piccolo started to run and hit one of the cars.
"Hey watch it!" yelled Chichi and Bulma trying to get their car off the grass.
"Kids time to pack up, your parents should be here to pick you up any minute," said Miss.Mac
"Wow the women didn't take long to get here too bad she'll be walking home alone, HAHAHAHA!" said Vegeta.
"Vegeta did you have fun at school today?" asked Miss. Reachanna.
"Yea sure women, I was wondering if I could go over to a friends house, I could always walk home by myself," said Vegeta.
"Sure, here Vegeta take the phone number just incase if you get lost," said Miss.Reachanna putting her hand out to give Vegeta a piece of paper with the phone number. "Just make sure to not come home too later your father would kill you,"
"Just shut up and go home women, do you have to nag at me all the damn time just go home in that little room you stay in," said Vegeta walking away from his mother and towards Piccolo. "Let's go Namek!" said Vegeta flying off behind Piccolo.
10 minuets later
They finally got to Piccolo's cave. "Wow Namek this cave is pretty small, man but that waterfall is so cool I wish I had a waterfall in my room," said Vegeta looking around at the scenery. They walk into the cave, which isn't that big. "Man Namek it's so stuffy in here I would hate living here." Vegeta finally left for home after 5 minuets.
The next day
"Hey! Namek ready to get out of the hellhole, I've planned us to break out when she let's us out for our break," said the chibi Saiyan Prince.
"Well good morning class today were going to learn our alphabet today I'll sing it then you repeat it back, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z and now I know my A B C's next time wont you sing with me, now class it's your turn."
The class sang except for Vegeta and Piccolo. Vegeta sang out proudly. "R F G J S C H O J U D G I B D T H J K F HAHAHAHAHA!" Which screwed up the rest of the kids on which letter they were singing.
"Fine I think its time for a break, go on first Goku since you are the special person," said Miss. Mac.
"Now's our chance Namek let's make our break for it," said Vegeta tugging at Piccolo to signal to start running. "So Namek you wanna come to my house today? You know get away from this stupid human brainwashing facility," said Vegeta as he looked around at the dumb kids drooling and running around. Piccolo just nods his head.
"Vegeta where are you going get back here don't you go out that door!" called Miss. Mac.
"Oh shut up you stupid women I'll do what I want when I want and I'm going home. Let's go Namek!" said the Saiyan Prince as his green friend followed.
5 minuets later
"Were here, come on Namek lets get to my room quick before my dad sees you, he doesn't like people in the house," said Vegeta as he looked around the corner to see if the cost was clear and it was for now. Vegeta and Piccolo started to walk towards Vegeta's room when his father came around the corner.
"Vegeta! Your teacher called she said you left early, what the hell were you thinking brat leaving early on the first day when I get my hands on you I'm gonna kill you. What's this thought you could sneak a friend into the house?"
"Hell no I was coming to ask you," said Vegeta trying not to get killed.
"You're a bad liar son you must have got that from the tramp, NOW YOU GREEN FREAK GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FRIGIN HOUSE!" yelled King Vegeta. Piccolo ran out the door as fast as his body would go. "Now Vegeta to your punishment," King Vegeta grabs Vegeta buy his tail. All Vegeta could do at that moment was scream.
"AHHHHHHH! LET GO OF MY TAIL! MOM! MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOMMMMM!" yelled Vegeta. Miss. Reachanna came down the stairs.
"Let go of our son Vegeta," said Miss. Reachanna comely. King Vegeta let go of Vegeta.
"Get your butt up stairs and get to bed, you don't deserve dinner tonight," said King Vegeta.
Later that night
"Here Vegeta I brought you some leftovers, I know how you feel he can be really mean sometimes," said Miss. Reachanna.
"You don't know anything because you're a women I thank you now leave," said Vegeta with a stern look on his face. Vegeta finished eating then went to bed.
Sorry for it being so short and so late putting up but I didn't know what to write I don't even know where this story is going I hope you all like it.
Written by the great,
Veggie Baka