Oh god...I haven't updated in ages, please don't kill me...
Chapter "There's something wrong here..."
"I HATE YOU HIWATARI!"
Satoshi staggered with the effect of the words that were spit out towards him bitterly. It was so powerful and painful, he crippled to the ground, a choke in his throat. What did he do to DESERVE this?! ...Besides reject a sex crazed cutie...who was acting like the rest of the school for some reason. Right.
"How...how could you resist me, Sato...?" The red head said, whimpering in a cute little voice as he squatted down and leaned towards the commander in a whore-ish pose. Not that I'm trying to SAY anything. (Coughs and gets shot)
Satoshi leaned back, Daisuke leaned closer, lips mer inches away from the blue haired boys'.
"Don't you...want me?" The younger boy asked in a flirtious voice.
Something snapped. Satoshi leaned forward and captured the younger boy's lips in his own, biting teasingly, softly. Stroking the soft hair adorned on top of the younger boys' head. Daisuke, shivering, leaned closer.
A sudden screeching sound was heard in the author's head. "No, no, this won't work at all. Too sappy for the likes of me." Crumpling up the pixilated page, she started anew.
As Daisuke leaned closer, there was a weird whirring sound that seemed to be ascending towards them. Satoshi looked up in bewilderment as they noticed a UFO spinning above them.
"WHAT THE FUCK...?!" He yelled as they got sucked up into the light.
Satoshi slowly opened his eyes, blinking as the bright light above him shone in his eyes. He tried to lift his hand to block the bright light shining down on him only to find out that he was tied down.
"Wha...?" He mumbled as he looked around to see where he was...ONLY TO SEE A MIRROR WHERE HE WAS WEARING A REALLY EROTIC ANIMAL COSTUME.
WTF WAS HE...?! A DOG...?! Although the suit exposed his bare ass and chest too...how...kinky...
NOT THE POINT!!
IF anything, he was NOT a dog! If this person had to chose anything, he should've been a cat or something...
And then his thoughts were rudely interrupted, "So...you're finally awake, Hiwatari-kun."
"Who's there...?!" The commander asked, looking around into the rest of the freakishly dark room.
A very familiar red head stepped closer as the lights came on. "Dai...DAISUKE?!"
"I see you've gotten yourself in a tricky predicament, Satoshi, let me help you with that..." Daisuke mumbled as he started to unbutton his uniform.
"Wha...WHAT?! Daisuke! Stop! Don't touch that damn zipper! NIWA!!"
It was...of course too late.
The red head had jumped on top of the commander and was already working on undoing the clasps and leather of the dog suit.
"No! Daisuke! Stop!" He struggled, but the younger boy's weight was holding him down.
"AHHHH!! DON'T DO THAT!! NO! ohhh...Mmmmmm...right there, yea, it's pretty tight. Oh, yea, I think you got it, you might have to do it harder. It's not coming? Push harder, it's pretty tight..."
"THERE!" Daisuke cried triumphantly as he got Sato out of his Doggy suit. "Boy was that zipper tricky..."
"Sure was, lets get outta here Dai." Satoshi replied as he patted the leftover fluff off his shoulders.
They walked to the entrance and pulled it open, only to fall back in shocks of laughter as they were presented with the sight of Saga in a Tarzan suit.
"DON'T LAUGH! This happens to be the latest fashion style in Paris," he huffed.
"Maybe thousands of years ago," Satoshi snorted.
"Oh yea?! I bet you won't have much to say after I beat some obedience into you!" Saga cackled as he whipped out a tranquilizer gun and a whip.
That definitely got their attention. "Saga...calm down and put down the tranquilizer..."
"Not on your life, Sato, I have enough tranquilizer in here to knock out 7 lions! But of course, I'll be using it for more unconventional means..." Saga grinned as he aimed the gun at Satoshi and Daisuke.
"Ok...on the count of 3 we run." Daisuke nodded in response. "1...2...RUN!" Satoshi yelled as he pushed Dai out of the way of a dart.
Keiji cackled as he shot darts out at random.
"There's got to be an exit around here somewhere...!" Daisuke yelped as his hand barely pulled away from a stray dart.
"Where did we–AHHHHH!!" They screamed as the floor gave way from underneath them and fell...INTO A PIT OF ANGRY RAVING SEX CRAZED STUDENTS!
"SAGA YOU MOFO!!" Sato screamed as his fellow students grabbed for his and Daisuke's clothes, ripping them off in a frenzy.
Daisuke cried out in pain as people started tugging at him in all directions. Satoshi himself had been pulled away by Dark who was sucking the air out of him. Without even noticing Krad had slipped in and had started groping his ass.
"Sato..."Krad purred as he rubbed up against an angry Satoshi, "I didn't know you were into three-somes..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Dark jolted out of bed in a sweat, he pushed off the wet blanket and breathed in deeply to calm himself down.
A maid came in, "Are you ok master Mousy?" She asked, Dark answered with a slow nod and she left.
"Satoshi...?!" He asked himself in a wild daze.
"That's just sick and wrong," He grumbled as he pulled the blanket off his bed and hoisted it on his shoulder.
"Stupid wet-dreams..."
THE END.
(Yup, that's it. It's not the end of Hentai Danshinkou but it is the end of The Gingerbread Men and Janitors Saga xD Epic isn't it? Why are you still here? Shoo and read the author comment)
AHAHAHAHA!! Did I get you guys? XD I mean at the part where it looked like Dai was gonna rape Sato, but don't worry...that's gonna happen in the next saga of Hentai Danshikou which I have indefinitely named "DAISUKE X EVERYONE ELSE FTW?!" xDDD
YES, Daisuke, a SEME xDD And a very kinky one at that xD
It will have bondage, slavery, bottom on top and lots of cosplayyyyy
Stay tuned my fellow fans x3
P.S. In this case FTW stands for "Fuck the What?!" not what it's supposed to be, which is "For the win" (lammmeeeeeeeeee)