Too bad yuyuhakusho isn't mine…. Anyways Harry potter and yuyuhakusho aren't mine…

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He looked at the letter with a troubled look. 'I didn't think he would be this much trouble…' He pursed his lips tightly. 'I'll have to send them in…' "GEORGE!" He bellowed. The large blue ogre in a loincloth scurried in. "Yes Koenma sir?" George bowed to the small boy.

"Get Botan. Tell her to bring them in."

"Yes Koenma sir."

George bowed and scurried out to fetch Botan. "Not now... not him. It can't be." Koenma muttered to himself as he paced the room. Botan bursted in cheerfully.

"Botan reporting for duty sir."

"Botan, fetch Yusuke and the rest." Koenma barked.

"Yes sir. But… I thought Yusuke was fired."

"Don't ask questions, just get them NOW!" Koenma screeched.

"Yes sir."

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'Pathetic. Ridiculous. A waste of my time.'

Hiei thought in disgust. He wanted to cut that royal pain in the ass to little pieces. He wanted Koenma to burn in hell. He could barely tolerate those stupid missions to save the human world from the demons.

'At least it looks better with demons roaming around.'

But now he had to go to a school. FOR HUMANS! And humans who think they're all that by waving a stick around…

Flashback

"A bad guy is going to kill this boy who has a birthday sometime in July. Then he's going to rampage all over the world and takes over it and blah blah blah. Right?" Yusuke summarized with a yawn.

Koenma sighed. Why is it that his best fighters had problems? 'I mean Sensui went a little crazy and Yusuke doesn't even care if his world was going to be destroyed…'

"Yes, Yusuke. But Voldemort is not just your average bad guy. He has immense powers and has some demons on his side. Also this 'boy' is not just your average boy. His name is Harry Potter and he is destined to kill Voldemort. Who coincidentally has the same birthday as you... But anyways, he survived Voldemort's most powerful spell. A killing-…" Koenma was cutted off by a lazy wave by Yusuke.

"I don't care who this kid is. All we have to do is be bodyguards right? And when the bad Voldymorty guy comes along we're going to pound his face in right?" Yusuke asked with a hint of boredom.

"Shut up slacker and listen up good. It might do you some good." Genkai snapped while hitting Yusuke on the head.

"Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, yes Hiei I am talking about you. Your probation has been extended so you have to participate. And Genkai will have to go to Hogwarts. Genkai will be a teacher for Defense Against the Dark Arts. Someone can be her assistant, who I think Yusuke should be since he is her heir… Kurama and Hiei will be bodyguards. One of you can guard Harry while the other guards outdoors." Koenma said answering all the questions they had on the way.

"We'll drop you off at a house numbered 12th Grimmauld. There you will meet the Order of the Phoenix. It's a secret underground area of trustworthy people including the Headmaster of Hogwarts. His name is Dumbledore and he wants all his students in one piece by the way. No matter how evil you claim them to be." Koenma stated calmly. "Now Botan will drop you off at the Order of Phoenix. Oh by the way. If you need backup we'll send Kuwabara and the others. Now go!" Koenma pointed towards the door before anyone could ask who the 'others' were. Kuwabara was staying behind to maintain peace in Japan.

End of Flashback

"Soo… I guess this is the place." Yusuke drawled with sarcasm.

"Lets just get this over with." Kurama sighed. Telling his mother about spending a whole year in England wasn't easy but he made a quick excuse saying he was going to a boarding school and got Koenma to sign a few papers.

"Hn. This is a waste of time. Just let the humans die, it's easier." Hiei wasn't happy leaving Yukina but Koenma insured him that she'd be safe, but coming from Koenma it wasn't much of a comforting thought.

"Well lets just get this over with…" The group drew a breath while they knocked on the door.

How'd you like it? Took me a while to think of what the yuyuhakusho group would say instead of me… but eating grapes really helps your brain… anyways. REVIEW PLEASE!