Hey! I'm so happy, it's vacation which gives me a whole lot more time with this. Heh heh heh. Everytime I see this story, I want to rip up most of the chapters and start all over again. Maybe someday I'll get to ripping it up… but I came so far and I'm too lazy anyways… but still I hate how things ended up… Anyways, enough chit-chat.. er… chit since I'm the only one chatting.

Quote of the Day:

Yusuke Urameshi: Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?
Genkai: Gladly you patronizing jackass.

Last time on YuYuHakusho Crossover Harry Potter:

"Yeah, well he wanted to talk to you about something." Yusuke gave a shrug and pushed Harry forward.

"uh, um.. sir. Well you see… I was wondering if you knew a man named Sirius." Harry stuttered.

"Hmm…" Koenma started to shuffle around some papers, "Can't say if I remember him." Harry's face dropped. "Too many dead people to account for…" Koenma assured him. "Anyways, I'll look him up later, but for now… Ogre give me the book you found on Voldemort earlier." George the Ogre bowed and handed him a blue book. "Let's see, what the… 'the cold war started in…'" Koenma flipped to the front of the book. "COLD WARS!" Shrieking he started to hit the poor blue ogre with the thick book. "HOW COULD YOU GET THIS MIXED UP WITH VOLDEMORT! THEY DON'T EVEN RHYME!"

"But sir…" George tried to explain himself but was cut off with another shriek and more hitting.

"I guess we'll go down for breakfast." Yusuke put his hands behind his head as he walked out of the room with Harry following looking back unsure.

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"He's up to something you know…" Yusuke murmured as they walked closer to the Great Hall.

"Who is?" Harry looked up at the teen before him.

"Koenma, he's hiding something. I don't know if it's just your Sirius but he's covering something up."

"So you mean that there might be a chance of Sirius being alive?"

"Who the hell is this Sirius anyways?" Yusuke stopped his tracks.

"Well, he's my godfather, and my dad's best friend. Everyone accused him of murdering my parents, but it's not him. Anyways, I helped him hide from the ministry until he was killed." He smiled fondly at the memories.

"Anyways, I don't know what Koenma's hiding but it must be serious…" Yusuke trailed off speechless as they opened the doors. Kuwabara was standing on top of the table pronouncing his love right in front of Yukina.

"God just kill me now." Yusuke smacked his forehead while groaning. Kurama had a small grin on his face, Shizuru was about to pummel her brother also with Hiei who had a murderous look on his face.

"At least it's almost time for the Halloween dance." Harry gave a sly grin while looking at Yusuke.

"Yeah I guess. Not into the whole dance though."

"Why? What don't you like about it? Don't you have someone to go with?" Harry's grin stretched even more.

"Drop it." Yusuke flopped next to Keiko and started to shovel food onto his plate.

"ARGH! I can't believe it." Hermione slammed her books onto the table and sat down with her hair disarrayed. "That Trelawney better stay away from me, she started talking about how poor I am at divinations in the middle of the hall!" She started to rip a piece of bread continually. "Just because I quit that class doesn't mean she could start insulting me in the middle of the hall." She ripped the bread into even tinier pieces. "She can't even tell a real fortune like Harry's going to die my ass." She fumed for a while as Ron and Harry scooted a bit further away.

"You know, I think trying to look into the future is stupid anyways. Everytime I would look in there, I'd find myself dead probably." Yusuke took the rest of the bread from her hands and started to munch on it.

"Yeah, you don't really have much of a future do ya Urameshi?" Kuwabara shook his head.

"Shut up." He gave Kuwabara a noogie and took his piece of bread too.

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"When you hit someone, you have to curl your fist like this and punch." Yusuke tutored Harry that evening before it became too dark. Harry tried to punch swiftly in the air while keeping his balance. "Now hit me."

"What!" Harry's eyes bulged as he faltered.

"I said hit me, it won't hurt trust me. You can't hurt me, so just hit me right here." He pointed at his chest.

"But… won't it hurt a little?"

Yusuke gave a snort, "Trust me, I've been through worse. Now hit me." He said a little more impatient and demanding.

"All right but you better not cry." Harry curled his fist and started to hit Yusuke. Grunting he punched with all he had. By the time Yusuke made him stop, his fists were numb.

"See? Didn't hurt at all, in fact it kind of tickled." Harry scrunched up his nose in annoyance, being told your punches didn't hurt was sort of insulting.

"Don't worry though, I'll teach you to punch so hard you'll make Malfoy faint after one punch." He laughed at his own words enjoying them dearly.

"Yusuke, what on earth are you doing out here?" Kurama walked towards the two boys.

"Oh, I'm teaching Harry how to throw a punch." Yusuke grinned slyly, "And are you headed for the Dark Forest? Going to let your Yoko side free?"

"No, seems I'm to talk to the centaurs, Botan's too afraid and asked me to take over. We'll have to report to Koenma tomorrow." Kurama nodded towards Harry and walked on.

"Damn fox." Yusuke looked after Kurama but went back to show Harry the proper punch.

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"Yusuke's not back." Keiko murmured sitting in one of the Griffindore's most comfy chairs.

"Keiko's worried about our hero I see." Botan plucked an ace out of Shizuru's hand while giggling. "Next time I'll make sure to have you alone with Yusuke in those broom closets." She nudged for Shizuru to help make fun of Keiko.

"Yeah kid, we'll even lock the doors for you." Shizuru plucked a two out of Yukina's hand.

"You guys! I'm not like that! I don't even care about that jerk!" Keiko blushed furiously.

"Keiko, I didn't know you can read upside down." Yukina pointed out while taking a five from Kuwabara. "Keiko started to blush even more.

"Yusuke's gone to teach Harry how to punch." He took the Queen of Spades out from Botan and groaned as he lost.

"You guys!" Keiko snapped the book shut and marched up the stairs.

"Is she okay?" Yukina looked at Keiko disappearing into her room.

"Oh she'll be fine." Botan waved her hand in disinterest.

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"Mars is certainly bright tonight." A centaur replied to Kurama. Kurama gritted his teeth in aggravation. He spent almost two hours trying to get them to agree and he had enough with these centaurs.

"Please just help us." If this didn't work, he could always have Hiei threaten them.

"Why should we help you human?" Another centaur to his right spit on the floor.

'This is going to be a long night.'

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"George, have the ogres stamp for me while I'm gone." Koenma started to walk down the long corridor in the castle. And make sure my father doesn't know I'm gone. If he does, I'll spank you 100 times."

"Yes sir!" George looked at the baby fearfully.

"I'll be going now, stop your blubbering I'll be fine. I just have to talk to them, face to face." He took off on his little cloud.

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An audible bam rang through the Great Hall. The students were eating lunch when Koenma started to walk in. Yusuke stood as Koenma nodded towards him and went up to the staff and whispered something in Genkai's ear.

"Wonder what they're saying…" Ron sighed while munching on a chicken.

"He said that it's an emergency." Kurama stood up along with everyone on the team.

"How'd you hear from that far away?" Hermione looked at him suspiciously.

"Lip reading, comes in handy." He walked away following Koenma who was headed towards Dumbledore's office with Genkai.

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"Kurama did the centaurs agree?" Koenma paced swiftly in Dumbledore's office while everyone else just stood awkwardly.

"They were very stubborn and would not help." Kurama replied.

"Make them, find anyway possible to get them to agree." Koenma looked up with worry and doubt. "No, even better, take me with you. I will have some power over those horses."

"Why the hell do we need centaurs?" Yusuke sat down on one of the chairs.

"Centaurs will help greatly, they don't like to fight, but when they do, it's good to have them on our side." He finally sat down in Dumbledore's chair, "I'll be staying here for a while I need to check on things."

"How do we know Voldemort won't attack anywhere else?" Hiei sneered.

"Harry Potter is the one he wants, and before he can conquer the world, he needs to take care of his fear first."

"But isn't that Neville guy the other choice?" Kuwabara pointed out.

"What other choice? Oh, you mean that he's the other candidate for being the 'chosen one'." Koenma nodded. "But his spirit energy isn't as powerful as Harry's and Harry seems to be the best bet."

"Well, either way, we'll have to protect them both eh?" Yusuke started to walk out. "See ya crybaby."

"I'M NOT A CRYBABY!"

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"Class dismissed." (a.n.I almost forgot about class... hahaha)

Yawning Yusuke walked out of Genkai's classroom with the little third years, red caps were sure as hell boring. Rubbing his eyes, he glanced at the potions room where that long nosed professor was taking points off of Neville's poorly made potion. Guess it'd make sense, teaches you that everyone will hate you until you get good at the stupid subject.

"Yusuke!" Keiko ran up and walked with him down the hall slowly. "Are you going to the Halloween Ball?" She looked at her shoes shyly.

"I guess."

"Do you have someone to go with?" She blushed furiously.

"Eh?" He raised a brow. "You want to go with me? Sure I'll take you. Just make sure to wear a short skirt, I like these panties." He lifted her skirt up while taking a look at the cute bunny underwear.

"YUSUE YOU JERK!" An audible smack rang throughout the hallway and through some open classrooms.

Kurama shook his head in disbelief that someone would actually touch Keiko's rear. "He really got to learn."

"What did I do Keiko?" A half conscious Yusuke stumbled after Keiko as she walked out stiffly.

"You were a jerk!"

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Reviewing the reports from Ayame, Koenma groaned. "How could this happen?"

Next to the report was a picture of Elder Toguro.

"How could he have escaped?"

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BWAHAHAhA finally finished. Those who don't have asian parents count your blessings. I'm so busy and it's summer too! I'm so busy studying for sats and that's in a forever and a day away. Grr…

Quote of the Day:

Yusuke Urameshi: after waking up and jumping on to the ring Waking up from the smell of alcohol... Can't help but feel a touch of home.
Kurama: thinks to himself After all the explosions, a stink wakes him.
Yusuke Urameshi: yells really loud and with a smile Hey all you stupid demons! I've been trying to sleep through you clever trash-talk long enough and I'm ready to kick some asses!
Kayko Ukimura: signs then yells Great way to make friends, Yusuke!
Shizuru Kuwabara: smiles then yells out to be heard It's perfect!
Shizuru Kuwabara: yells to Yusuke You tell 'em, kid!