Hotties of the Teen Titans
By: Sighs of Emptiness
My first fan fiction, it's really just a sort of jump-start for the real fan fic I have planned in my head. This the Teen People article that will be talked about in the real fanfic. I wrote this with a hoping that it'll be funny, I hope it is.
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans, nor the ever-popular Teen People magazine.
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Who's the hottest male Teen Titan? I, Teen People's only anonymous writer, Sighs of Emptiness, have gone undercover and asked our favorite teen titans, Robin, Cyborg, Aqualad, Beastboy, Speedy and Mas y Menos, and from that information I've created these profile on each one of our TT hotties.
Are you Speedy's sweetheart? Beastboy's babe? Or Aqualad's affection? Read on to find out!
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NUMBAH 6:
Beastboy
'Our Favorite Green Dude'
Age: Almost 16
Height: 5'
Why You Love Him: What he lacks in size, he most certainly makes up for in attitude! He stands for all those who feel green when standing in a crowd. His corny jokes and may not be all that funny but his efforts may be enough to make you laugh, plus, that cute little kitten he can turn into might just be enough for you to go steady.
Why He Loves You: 'Isn't that obvious?' he asked me. '…Because you all are in love with me!' Once a junior member of The Doom Patrol, he now holds a much higher and important role as a Teen Titan. Being a strict vegetarian in the T-Tower is probably hard, especially when you're the only one. But when he's not saving the day, he's playing on his gamestation against Cyborg, and usually losing.
Perks: Uh…The kitten, people, the kitten!
Risks: Where do I begin…
Dateability: 8/10
Pretty High: Mostly because after Terra, Beastboy's been pretty vulnerable in that area of his life, the other two points would be his unproved feelings for the team's mystic.
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As you can probably tell, Beastboy is number 6. The Numbah 1 titan is the hottest and 6 is the – Sorry, Beastboy – coldest. If you want to find out who's number 5 and ultimately number 1, then a review would be necessary, because I doubt I'll update without at leastone review.