Yo welcome to who's line is it anyways. I am the host Dallas baldys and to day we have.

Jeremy gets the puck out of mah face, Belpois

Ulrich I am the most beautiful, Stern

Odd why dose my air always stand up, Della-Robbia

Yumi yes I did date Ulrich, Ishiyama

Dallas: now let's get this show on the road. walks down the aisle and sits at his desk welcome to the game where the points don't matter yes the points don't matter like Jeremy's grade point average. Now let's get to our first game 'weird newscasters' Jeremy is the main anchor. Yumi, you're the co-anchor and you are a rabid Jeremy fangirl. odd! You are the sports and you are drunk in a room full of women.

Jeremy: And?

Odd: Hey!

chuckles from audience

Dallas: Ahem. Anyway, Ulrich, you are the weather man and you are being attacked by rabid squirrels that get more rabid as you speak.

Ulrich: Ooookaaaay. O.o

Dallas: BEGIN!

Jeremy: after music plays Hello and I'm Udu Suck and this is the 6 o'clock news.

Yumi: Comes in on screen with big grin pointing at Jeremy It's him!

Domon: Yeah, anyway in today's news, a van full of women crashed into Odd Della-Robbia's downtown fortress today chanting, "WE WANT CASH! WE WANT CASH!"

Dallas: Sppst. Jeremy points to watch

Domon: Errr, right. More on this story is my co anchor, Sucks Abut. Sucks?

Yumi: Oh.my.GODIT'SJEREMY BELPOIS! hugs pluishie

Jeremy: I'm not Jeremy, I'm Udu!

Yumi: squeals which hurt everyone's ears

Jeremy: Yeah, onto sports is Dis Sucks. Dis?

Odd::slurred: Hey, who you callin' dis you bastard. I can be a better football player ANYDAY! I can run jump and impress der lassies. I LOVE SCOTLAND! hiccups and faints

Jeremy: takes sigh as if to comment Moving on to our weather man, Sucky Day. Sucky?

Ulrich: Yeah, as you can see we've got some clouds moving- why aren't you a cute little squirrel. Aww, look he wants to play-AHHHHHHH! PAIN! jumps around as if squirrel is on hand GET IT OFF! acts as if more have crawled up pants leg and are biting at his hair

Dallas: BUZZ Okay, that was great but I had to cut you off before Ulrich hurt himself. A thousand points to Yumi for loving Jeremy.

Yumi: Yeah heh-heh. You know I didn't mean that.

Dallas: OF COURSE! Anyway, our next game is "Scenes from a hat!" Oh and lookie here! We're going to have a guest star join you! Come on out Mrs. Aelita Lyoko!

Aelita walks out waving to roaring crowd

Dallas: Okay. Huh. You'll like this one. "Ways to piss off Jeremy and/or Odd."

Ulrich: walks out calmly and drags Domon out pulls glasses off Jeremy's head :taunting: Look, I'm Jeremy! And I------"BUZZ!"

Yumi: Drags Jeremy out again Whachadoinhuhhuhuhcaniplaytoohuhuhuhuhuhcaniplaywithyoursupermodethankyou!

Jeremy: Sweatdrops

Aelita: pulls Odd out and marches :singing like she is German: Three cheers for the the red black and green! Cause Ger-man-y's colors are bET-ter!

Odd: Why I oughta- "BUZZ"

Odd: pulls Jeremy out LOOK! XANA!

Jeremy: HUH? WHERE! Odd. "BUZZ"

Ulrich:pulls out Domon LOOK! Albert Einstein!

Domon: HUH? WHERE! Ulrich. "BUZZ"

Yumi:pulls out Jeremy LOOK! ALBERT EINSTEIN AND XANA!

Domon: WHA? WHERE! Yumi. "BUZZ"

Aelita: pulls a blushing Jeremy out once again and seems to be looking behind him :suggestivly: Woah, Odd. I didn't know you were THAT serious with Jeremy's mom.

Jeremy and Odd: WHA? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! YOU! YOU'RE DEAD! tackle each other "BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ"

Dallas: What Ulrich is thinking right now."

Odd: walks out Oh God I can't believe Jeremy looked. Hahahahaha! "BUZZ"

Aelita: walks out with Odd and Jeremy Oh God they lookin hot.

Ulrich: YOU LITTLE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP cringes and twitches "BUZZ"

Yumi::lusty:I can't wait to see Ms. Hertz tonight. She's gonna get more than desert. Heeheehee

Ulrich::mumbles: they are so BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP "BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ"

Dallas: Okay, before our cuss count goes off the charts. "Yumi's closet hobby"

Odd:walks out and pretends to pick daisies "BUZZ"

Jeremy:walks out and acts as if he is sewing "BUZZ"

Ulrich: walks out and acts like smoking pot "BUZZ"

Aelita: walks out and starts messing as if in front of a mirror Hey good lookin' where we goin' tonight? Whoo boy they gonna love us. GRAMPS! WHERE'S THE PERFUME!

Jeremy::offset inn oldman voice: IT'S MINE! "BUZZ"

Yumi: walks out and writes Things to do. Pick daisies.sew.smoke the good stuff.mess with face and ol' man's perfume all of those bastards in the shuffle allience except Argo and myself. "BUZZ"

Dallas: Nya! "What XANA is doing right now"

Jeremy: walks out and acts as if combing long pretty hair "BUZZ"

Aelita:walks out Hi, my name is Master Asia and I wanna kill Jeremy.

Others: HI XANA! "BUZZ"

Ulrich: acts like watching TV :Singing:Cuz there Blue's Clues Blue's Clues- "BUZZ"

Ulrich: walks out and acts like janitor sweeping "BUZZ"

Jeremy:walks out and acts like smoking pot Want some Yumi?

Yumi::offset: Nah, I gots my own. cough "BUZZ"

Odd and Jeremy: walk out

Odd: Hey Crab,

Jeremy: Hey,

Odd and Jeremy act as if they're making out

All: LAUGH and EWWWWS! At the same time

Odd and Jeremy laugh and act disgusted

"BUZZ bu- silence"

everyone still messin around

Dallas: pulls out loud horn thingy

"EHNHHHHHH!"

Odd: OW! HEY!

Goten0040: Sorry, the buzzer quit.

Odd: rubs ears yeah.

Goten0040: We'll back after these commercials!

Well, that's all for so far. Give me your ideas! I know this one probably wasn't the most humorus but it was fun. Next chapter is the commercials! REVIEW!