Authors Notes:

NEW STORY YAY!w00t! This one is a fully fledged Parody! YAY!

Here we go.

"In half an hour will all students 5th year and up please come to the Great Hall, Teachers included" Dumbledore's magnified voice went all around the school.

"What's he doing now?" Harry asked from where he was playing chess with his teddy bear Bob.

"Who cares, it's my turn to verse Bob!" Ron said stamping his foot.

"Get your own teddy bear!" Harry said grabbing Bob off his seat.

"Stop it you to, let's just go down and see what's happening" Hermione interrupted before a fight started.

"But we'll be really early thought Hermione!" Ron complained.

"Look Ron it's either that or watch your sister flirt with every guy in the room" Hermione said pointing to where Ginny was standing with a group of guys around her.

"Ok I'm coming" Ron said rushing out of the common room.

"Ok now I know your all wondering why I asked you here but first I would like to re-introduce some former students of Hogwarts let me present:

George & Fred Weasley

Bill Weasley

Charlie Weasley

Percy Weasley

Sirius Black (I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS HE IS ALIVE!)

Remus Lupin

James Potter

Lily Potter

Lucius Malfoy

Narcissa Malfoy

Now I know some of you are wondering how some of these people are alive or out of jail but for 2 days these things will not matter, Hogwarts will be playing host to Truth or Dare challenge, You will be separated into 3 teams and will play one of 3 games than switch the games are:

Truth or Dare

I Never

&

Spin the Bottle

The games will begin tomorrow and you will be sorted into your teams at midnight. Goodnight and thank you"