Fred's 'Christmas Song':
Dashing through the train,
A death eater after me,
George is by my side,
Followed closely by Lee
Draco blocks the path
There's nowhere left to run
I don't have any weapons
Except Ginny's Toy Gun
Oh, single girls, single girls
Come out and save me
Although I've pranked you many times
I know you all love me, hey
Single girls, single girls
Why is there no rush
I promise if you save me now
You'll all become my crush!
Draco's getting near
He shouts "I've found a coin!"
And with that line I run out
And knee him in the groin
He doubles over quick
And we all take our chance
To sprinkle him gravy
And watch him do a dance.
Oh, single girls, single girls
I don't need you now
For I've already saved myself
Now don't you think that's wow, hey
Single girls, single girls
Don't you pout at me!
There's plenty room for all you so…
Please join me for tea!