Fred's 'Christmas Song':

Dashing through the train,

A death eater after me,

George is by my side,

Followed closely by Lee

Draco blocks the path

There's nowhere left to run

I don't have any weapons

Except Ginny's Toy Gun

Oh, single girls, single girls

Come out and save me

Although I've pranked you many times

I know you all love me, hey

Single girls, single girls

Why is there no rush

I promise if you save me now

You'll all become my crush!

Draco's getting near

He shouts "I've found a coin!"

And with that line I run out

And knee him in the groin

He doubles over quick

And we all take our chance

To sprinkle him gravy

And watch him do a dance.

Oh, single girls, single girls

I don't need you now

For I've already saved myself

Now don't you think that's wow, hey

Single girls, single girls

Don't you pout at me!

There's plenty room for all you so…

Please join me for tea!