Well, I finally got this story finished….. It took me long enough, didn't it? Anyhoo, for those who know and love Danny Phantom, this story's for you guys and gals. (Danny is hawt, isn't he?) ASOUE fans, this has the plot of the first three books, so it's for you guys and gals too. Thanks to everyone out there that reviewed my previous stories, I love y'all in a non-sexual way; you are like my second set of friends. Anyone here from 667 dark avenue forums, HI! It's Orphanedhope13! Well, enjoy…….

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Danny Phantom or A Series of Unfortunate Events. The latter of the two is created by Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler. Butch Hartman is the creator of Danny Phantom. Thanks to them both. Without them, this story never could have been a possibility.

Prologue

If you like stories involving the winning of trophies or adorable puppies, then you are not alone. I myself am a fan of these things, but alas, my job is not to document those types of things. My job is to document the lives of the Fenton Orphans, which are almost so terrible that I cannot bring myself to speak about them. Within the confines of this story are such terrible things as ghostly villains, snakes, countless disguises, a terrible storm, and a horrible man with a devious plan. If you actually enjoy these types of things, I have two questions for you, the first of which is "What the heck is wrong with you?", and the second of which is "Do you have any tissues with you?", because all of the terrible things that these teenagers must endure is about to begin.