Naruto
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Naruto. If I did...ehehe...anyway I just own me, S.E., Riyo and my donuts!
Hiya peoples! It's me, S.E.! I was going to post this waaaay earlier, but I didn't have the time! Gomen ne! I'm so glad people like it so much they want to do a sequel. AND A SEQUEL IT SHALL BE!
If you've never read Know Your Stars: Naruto Style, I suggest you do if you want to understand the inside jokes.
List after Naruto? I think I'm doing Team Seven first...otherwise, you can suggest a character I've done in the past or a new one :)
Warning: Some OOCness. Remember, flame me and I'll flame you back. Please don't take this fic seriously. That is all.
Now...the moment you have been waiting for...KNOW YOUR STARS: NARUTO STYLE STRIKES BACK!
The studio was dark and a little cold when the girl came in. She flicked on the lights and smirked.
It's been a while, she thought.
Holding a clipboard with some names on it, she walked up to that hard to pronounce place and
"S.E., it's time," Riyo told the girl.
She nodded seriously and flipped on the microphone, dusting it off.
"Hello folks, it's me, S.E.! Yes, I, the leader of the midget rebellion-cough- I meant, announcer, has come back!"
The audience clapped and cheered loudly. Some people even roared.
"Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!" S.E. smiled, "And now…Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style Strikes Back!" she loudly announced to the cheering audience.
"Who's the guest?" they asked loudly.
She grinned.
"I have forcefully invited all of our old guests back PLUS! Yes, a plus! I have invited new people!"
They cheered louder.
"Who is today's guest?" they asked.
"My own first guest…Uzumaki Naruto!" S.E. pointed to the door. Out came our favorite blonde.
"You better not humiliate me like last time!" He shouted.
"Wuss."
"I'm not a wuss!"
"SIT!"
Naruto, not wanting to get S.E. angry, sat in the chair.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…" S.E. announced.
"I do like ramen!"
"Naruto…he's a big baby and he IS a wuss!"
Naruto was deeply offended.
"I'm twelve! I'm no baby!"
"Yeah…twelve months old…"
"Stop that!"
"No. I don't feel like it."
"Grrrr…."
S.E. was having a kick out of this.
"Naruto…eats old, baggy gym socks for brunch…which isn't breakfast but not lunch either!" S.E. smiled.
"Ewww!"
"I know. Say, do you eat leg warmers too? Did you eat Lee's?"
"I wouldn't eat his if it depended on my life- I mean- you're gross?"
"I know you are."
Silence.
"I hate you."
"Me too."
"You hate yourself?"
"Of course not, you idiot."
"But you-,"
"Naruto…still hates ramen…."
"I DO NOT!"
"We even tried to organize a petition…but it was useless….WHY MUST YOU BE THIS WAY, NARUTO!" S.E. yelled.
"But…I like ramen!"
"Uhuh…sure…."
"But-,"
"No buts. Now you know….the big baby who is a wuss, eats old baggy gym socks and still hates ramen fox boy!"
"That's not true! I still don't know why I'm here!"
"Now you know….Naruto…."
"…grrr…" Naruto left.
"Nice to see you too! Sheesh! Not even a 'ja ne'! RUDE!" S.E. complained.
"Oooh! Donuts!"
S.E.: I think the sequel will have 30 chapters or more...
Chi: Soo...much...reading...(collapses)
Natasha: Drama queen
Chi: I'M NOT A DRAMA QUEEN!
S.E.: Then why do you have a 'How to be an overly obsessive drama queen' in your hands...?
Chi: Uhmm...it's for me to chew on!
-S.E. and Natasha sweatdrop-