Dear Diary,

I just returned from the greatest party I have ever been to! There are many reasons this was the greatest party I've ever been to, but I'll start from the top before I get too ahead of myself. It was the Annual Transylvanian Convention held on Earth by Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Of course I was there, the loyal Transylvanian that I am. It was a great night filled with dancing, lots of laughs and of course, witty remarks from Frank.

Speaking of the Doctor… I have always loved him and been one of his loyal followers, but I think I'm developing a little crush! Ok, a BIG crush! If you saw him, you'd understand. There is no man more beautiful on the Planet Earth or the Planet Transsexual! He makes me shiver! You should have seen his grand entrance tonight, he looked gorgeous. He appeared in the cage style elevator, cape draping his body. We all stopped what we were doing to watch him. The room was silent, waiting for him to make his next move. He stepped out of the elevator, platform heels sparkling, heightening. He sauntered towards his glimmering, silver throne and for a moment, he simply stood. I saw him scanning the crowd as if to make sure all eyes were on him. My eyes were definitely glued to him and they didn't have plans to unadhere themselves, either. When he confirmed he was the center of attention, he threw his arms up, causing the dark colored cape to soar quickly through the air and make a final landing on his throne. Automatically, the room filled with cheering and clapping. My hormones went a' buzzing! His legs were lined with fishnet stockings, his garter belt leading up to his black, satin underwear, which led me to all kinds of naughty thoughts. Heehee! His chest so perfectly fit into his sequined corset. His bare arms weren't extremely muscular, but they had just enough bicep to make me want to stroke my fingers along them. He was the definition of sexy. Just then, he opened his red lips so delicately lined with dark lip liner and spoke to us. "As the Earthlings here say… eat, drink and be merry!" The crowd let out a chuckle and lightly applauded. I couldn't help but smile. He was everything I could ever want: charming, witty, beautiful, not to mention he could throw a real good party!

Oh how I wanted that sweet transvestite… how I wanted to be able to touch him, taste him …

Little did I know in a couple hours… those wishes would be fulfilled.