Here we have the last chapter. Then no more. No more annoying sequels. So it follows that now is you last chance to review. Your last chance to tell Erik you love him. You last chance to curse ALW. (Sob) Anyway I'd like to give credit to Dernhelm for adding to the ideas I had for this chapter. Remember together, we rant together we go to therapy.

Review Responses.

Erik's Vampire: To be honest if you suspect your character is sueish its worth checking. I couldn't really tell you. Why not do a sue test on quizilla and check. Alos check that Erik is not OC because that leads to Sue as well.

hunting4max: I read your story. It's good. Its difficult to telll if she is a sue or not yet. Just make sure you give her some faults (not a bad childhood) and you should be fine. Btw Choclat? Mmmm Johnny Deep…

Erik:Um she won't be come back….

UAE gal: I used to read Marie Sues but can't take it anymore. I agree about the clothing that happens all the time.

Phantom'sJediBandieGirl: I agree I come from a big family too. (Comes from being Catholic) But Authors commonly put in 100 children just for the sake of it. It's the intention you see…

mrs. Malfoy: Aaaa one of my loyal reviews. Thank you for being so supportive it really helps.

Lil Shady: Hmm interesting about the ballet. I 'd love to correct that as well but I don't know enough. And yes the singing/dancing combination does burn. I think it would be pointless naming names the authors will know who they are anyway.

SporkGoddess: But myself out here. But randomly I think that Christne would be better sung by a Mezzo. Some classical Mezzos could get the E. (Im a mezzo and I can get to F0 Im talking above top c. A lot of the songs need more depth of voice. But that could just be me of course. Oh and also I stumbled upon Phan wank. My my that made me laugh. I was so pleased im not the only one picking up on the crap that comes out. I noticed your name so I just thought I'd mention it.

Dernhelm: I mentioned some of your point by the way. I know I'm being too critical but I can dream… Yes Alto do get ripped of. Being a mezzo is probably the best of both worlds. Wouldn't it be funny isd Mary Sue popped in and was mowed down by the commune?. (Chuckles) Mental picture.

Silent Phantasy: Yes kay tend to be an exception. But then again Erik would be out of character to find an oc anyway.Yes I could see an opera adaptation working. There is one knocking about somewhere I think...

MasqueradingThroughLife: Oh please of course they talk back. Your just not listening hard enough.

The Common Wind Deity: Same here. Who needs focus? Go for it. Set a dte to update for eg every Wednesday and you'll find it easier.

Reltistic: Glad to help with the cheering.

Child of the Seine: Erik always finds a way ;)

Andrew gasped. He needed water. He also needed the toilet. He found it incredible he was still alive after being strung up in a strange metal room for about 2 months. However time seemed to be moving really strangely here. He could swear that he had heard a baby earlier and then suddenly a teenager. Speaking polish. Also someone had chucked a load of boys baby clothes in here a while ago. People never ceased to amaze him.

Suddenly he heard a rattling. The door opened and the man Erik stepped in. He was gasping for breath.

"Thank goodness she hasn't read the book; she won't know this place exists. Oh hello Andrew"

Andrew politely replied.

"Hello Erik"

A small tinkering laugh was heard from outside the door.

Erik shuddered.

"Time to work quickly then." He turned to Andrew. "Right time for me to explain why you have managed to stay alive for such a long period of time. I have discovered a fate worse than Christine. Marie Suzette. For some unexplainable reason I have been acting really strangely lately and have only just come to my senses. This is possible because she wants us to move to America and THERE IS A REASON ERIK LIVES FIVE CELLARS BELOW HUMANITY "

He begins to undress. Andrew is suitably startled.

"Um Erik…"

Erik looks up. "Oh don't be disgusting. Besides CHARACTERS IN FANFICTION HAVE TO BE FICTIONAL. We couldn't have a romantic attachment."

Andrew was relieved. "So why are you taking off our clothes then?"

Erik removes Andrews clothing and puts it on himself. He takes a spare mask and puts it on Andrews face. The hair of course is actually real because a bald man is just plain ick.

"Let me explain. Unusually for this type of story Marie has not seen behind my mask. So now she will think you are me."

He puts his normal clothes on Andrew.

Suddenly the door to the torture chamber crashes open. Marie enters followed by some children. She addresses Andrew.

"Oh Muffin pops I found you! I had to drill through 8 layers of wall but I found you. Because we're meant to be together." She notices real Erik. "Who are you?"

Erik grins widely.

"Nobody, just ALW. Well I'll be going now. I'm going to see if there is a chorus girl who wants to advance her career. (But as Erik or Andrew?)"

Marie ignores him. Erik leaves. Or rather he runs. Andrew Erik (Arik) notices the children.

"Um Marie Who are they?"

"Oh gingerbread don't you remember? These are Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy and Sneezy. Our children"

"Um oh yes of course"

Marie clears her throat.

"Erik darling it has just occurred to me that I have never seen behind your mask. Let me see and I will not care and think it makes you more beautiful and then you will cry and we will have sex."

She rips the mask off. She turned pale and is sick. Eventually she stammers.

"willnotcareandthinkitmakesyoumorebeautifulandthenyouwillcriesandwewillhavesex!"

Andrew sighs. Why does this always happen with women? He pondered.

By this time Marie has regained herself. She picks up a shotgun and aims it at Andrew"

"What are you doing?" Arik asks panicking.

"Well you see now comes the time when the author has run out of things to say and therefore we both have to die so everyone can mourn my death"

Andrew whimpers. Marie sighed.

"Oh please in the genre section it says Romance/Tragedy"

"But… but….I thought that just referred to the poor grammar of the story."

Marie takes aim. Shots and kills. Shortly afterward she kills herself. Not before making a speech. A loooooooong speech.

At the gun shot the 'children' wake up.

"So Mummy and Daddy are dead?" Asks Dopey.

"So it seems. Right boys time to clean up the carnage." Say Doc.

The dwarves remove pick axes and begin to dig graves for Marie and Arik. In unison they begin to sing.

"Whistle while you work Do do do do do do do"

However on every do another dwarf is shot down from someone firing from the roof. Eventually everyone is dead.

Erik jumps off the Organ.

"NO… MORE… DISNEY… SONGS"

He smiles at the readers.

"You see children... There is a reason I live 5 Cellars below humanity."

MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And we're finished. I believe I have imparted as many words of wisdom as I feel I can. Hopefully I have saved a few people making mistakes and annoyed the hell out of others.

Never when I started MGINAA did I think that I would get the response I have. So I would like to thank everyone who reviewed. Especially those who we not afraid to tell me when they thought I was way out on some information.

One last note. Just because I am finished with the story does not mean I can't help. If you have a question you can email me and I will always email back. Its better to check will someone than make a stupid mistake.

Goodbye All! Erik salutes you!