Okay well here it is! I am completely obsessed with PoTS. Mostly Squire. Hehe I love that book. Okay on to the story!

Chapter 1

Wyldon: Let's put her on probation and laugh when she fails!

Jon: Hehehe.. Fun

Alanna: WTF? You freakin sexists!

Jon: So? I am the King! I am all powerful!

Alanna: Up yours!

Jon: As if!

Alanna: THAT'S MY EXPRESSION!

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Kel: Um, like WTH?

Piers: Why don't you walk in to the dangerous forest infested with dangerous animals and immortals!

Kel: okay!

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Kel: Ladedadeda! I'm walking through the forest!

Kel: Hey, drop the kittys and nobody gets hurt!

Boy: As if!

Kel: Mwahahaha! I have beaten you with my totally mad skills!

Boy: Ow….

Kel: Ah! It's a freakin giant spider!

Spidren: WTH? It's called a spidren you stupid mortal!

Kel: Smarter than you!

Spidren: As if!

Anders: Old cripple guy to the rescue!

Kel: Wahhhhhhhh! I'm scared of heights.

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Kel: I wanna be a knight!

Piers: Okay, dats cool.

Anders: Fight people then lie about it.

Kel: Fun!

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Wyldon: You suck!

Kel: Up yours!

Wyldon: You shall have no privacy, and we shall treat you unfairly.

Kel: Well that sucks.

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Joren: I'll be her sponser dude!

Neal: As if! I'm gonna insult the stump so I can be her sponser

Wyldon: We shall settle this the only logical way…

Pages: gasp No!

Wyldon; Thumb war!

Neal: Haha! I am victorious!

Joren: crap

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Kel: I am stone.

Neal: Good for you. We have to go kill each other on the practice courts now.

Kel: Fun

Eda Bell: I'm an old lady but I can kick your arse.

Hakuin: My name sounds kinda like Haiku.

Kel: Hey it does!

Hakuin: Now fall on your faces so we can laugh at you!

Kel: Check out my mad Yamani skills!

Pages: Show off

Kel: up yours!

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Peachblossem: I rule!

Kel: Look at the prettyful horse!

Peachblossom: Just for that, I'm gonna bite Neal.

Neal: Ow!

Kel: Haha!

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Myles: I am the royal spymaster!

Kel: Good for you.

Myles: As you can see, my class is interesting.

Kel: Good for it.

Myles: Is that all you say?

Kel: Yea, pretty much.

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Wyldon: Whack that thing with this stick.

Kel: Okay!

Wyldon: You suck!

Kel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, this is heavy!

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Kel: I shall totally hit that thing with this long pointy stick this time.

Wyldon: Do it again

Kel: Maybe I will!

Wyldon: You still suck

Kel: Up yours!

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Raoul: I'm actually in this series!

Wyldon: Get to the point.

Raoul: Okay some chick got taken by spidrens, the villagers got all pissed and now we have to go kill some spidrens.

Wyldon: How nice.

Quasim: I am Quasim.

Kel: Good for you

Sparrow: Cheep

Kel: What?

Sparrow: CHEEP!

Kel: Oh okay. The sparrows found the spidrens.

Raoul: Okay, everybody follow the little birdys.

Flyndan: My life is pathetic

Quasin: You got that right.

Flyndan: Hey!

Kel: Die you stupid spider!

Spidren: For the last time, it's SPIDREN!

Kel: See, I have mad skills.

Spidren: Ow…

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Wyldon: You can stay.

Kel: YES!

Wyldon: But that doesn't mean I like you.

Kel: Um, I really don't give a crap.

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So, did you like it? Well flames are still welcome so review! Please? Pretty please? With pickles on top?

-king's-own-knight