What The?.. Another Wei story!.. I haven't finished my Other Fics.!.. Oh well...

This Going to be Crappy..

Disclaimer: I don't own Dynasty Warriors & The Characters! I just want to use them for Fun.. Get it! But i am Proud to stole Sima Yi! Beacuse That's Me!

I don't care what others say.. Ok?.. Just give me some Peace!..

At the beautiful Castle of Wei..

Cao Cao: Ha! Ha!.. You're all Sucks!

Cao Pi: Just Shut Up! Dad.

Zhen Ji: Hey! this is boring.

Xiahou Dun: Huh? What do you want?

Zhang He: Let's play Beautification!

All: Shut Up!

Sima Yi: Hey? Not bad idea. Why not play a game?

Zhang He: Let's play Barbie! ( Is there any barbie in the acient times?)

Sima Yi: Ugh! You're too sissy.

Zhang He: Not as sissy as Zhen Ji.

Zhen Ji:No i'm not!

Cao Pi: She's right. Gay is more sissy than Girls!

Zhang He: Humph! How did you know!

Cao Pi: I can see it.

Cao Cao: That's enough! Stupid Sissy Talking! Think of a game.

Xiahou Yuan: Chess?

Cao Cao: It's only for two.

Cao Ren: Jumping Rope?

Cao Cao: Are you insane! I can't jump!

Cao Pi: Beacuse you're old.

Cao Ren: Hahaha!

Cao Cao: And You're SMALL!

Cao Ren: ...!

Zhang Liao: Trip to Jerusalem?

Cao Cao: We have no ticket for the Flight!

Sima Yi: Fool. I't only a game. Of course there are no airplanes today jerk!

Cao Cao: So?

Sima Yi: We can't travel to that place!

Cao Pi: Oh.

Xu Zhu: How about? Food Competition?

All: Fat Hog!

Xu Zhu: Huhuhuhu.

Xu Huang: Doll House?

All except Zhang He: Oh no! Not you too!

Zhang He: Ooo I like that game! I will be the Mommy and Sima Yi is the Daddy!

Sima Yi: WHAT?

Cao Pi: Sima Yi a Daddy?

Cao Cao: Hahaha!

Sima Yi: Creeps! I will kill you later Zhang He!

Xiahou Dun: Basketball?

Cao Cao: Where's the ball?

Xiahou Dun: Er? I don't know.

Sima Yi: Just use your Eyeballs for Chirst Sake!

Xiahou Dun: What did you say!

Sima Yi: Oh nothing. eyeless.

Cao Cao: That's enough!

Pang De: Open the Basket?

Cao Cao: Huh?

Pang De: Oh. Nothing.

Zhen Ji: Ahem.

Cao Pi: What?

Zhen Ji: What if Sima Yi decide what game will be fun?

Half of Wei: Uh huh?

Cao Cao: Ok then Smartass. What game would it be?

Sima Yi: Muhahahahaha! Annoying Old man.

Cao Pi: Eh?

Sima Yi: Spin the Bottle.

All: Eh? Wha?

Sima Yi: Idiots you are!

Cao Cao: Ok! That's the game.

All: Huh?

At the Halls...

Sima Yi: Let's form a Big circle.

All Wei sitted in a Circle form..

Sima Yi: When i spin the bottle and stoped to you, I will ask you. Are you going to the TRUTH or CONSEQUENCE? Get it?

All Uh huh?. (annoyed)

Sima Yi: Let's start.

Sima Yi spins the bottle..

Cao Cao: Oh.

Slowly the bottle is stoping..

Cao Cao: Oh pls! not me!

Cao Pi: Me too!

Cao Ren: Me three!

The Bottle stops..

Sima Yi: Well well well.. Xu Zhu. The bottle stoped at you.

Xu Zhu: What?

Sima Yi: Be ready. Fatass! Muhahahahaha!

All: Oh Dear.