Note: This is a one shot story
"I'm bored" sighed Amy as she sat at her house on her own flicking through the channels on the TV. Eventually she switched the TV off and went to search for some entertainment. She soon came across a karaoke set
"Ooooooh I could have some fun with this" she chuckled, she glanced at the clock, it was 9pm, she approached the phone and called Sonic
"Hello it's Amy" she called after he picked up the phone
"What's up" asked Sonic
"Well I'm having this karaoke party and I wondered if you want to come" replied Amy
" Err Okay sure, when?" asked Sonic
"Now" replied Amy instantly, delighted that Sonic was coming
"Okay see you in a bit then" replied Sonic and he hung up
Amy then phoned Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, Shadow and Cream to come along, they all accepted except for Cream, who had to say home and look after cheese, who was ill.
Amy set up her Karaoke and 5 minutes later the guests arrived.
" Don't ask me the sing" said Shadow
"Okay I got the Karaoke set up, so I'll start with one of my favourite songs" announced Amy,
She approached onto a small stage she made up and placed a CD into the machine
"This song is dedicated to my boyfriend Sonic" called Amy through the microphone.
" I am not your boyfriend!" Shouted Sonic, then the start tune of Love machine played into the room and Amy began to sing
Sonic's my Love Machine
He is my fantasy
He give me a kiss or three & I'm fine
I need a squeeze a day
'Stead of this negligee
What will the his mummy say this time
I've been going crazy while he sleeps
Searching for love that the 2 of us can speak share
So, Mr. hedgehog, make your wheel
& I'll touch your all over cos I like the way it feels
Your call's late, big mistake
You gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind
And I'll be good to you
We're meant for each other,
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
Let's go, Sonic
Out into the blue...
Sonic's a Love Machine
Feeding my fantasy
Give me a kiss or three & I'm fine
Sonic smaked his head "Why me?"
Amy finished and everyone cheered.
"Okay who's next?" she asked
Knuckles raised his hand "I'll give it a go"
He approached the stage
"This song is for Rouge" he announced. Rouge gave him an angry look.
"He'd better not say anything naughty" she said under her breath
Knuckles skipped a few tracks and the tune of agadoo sounded through the room and Knuckles began
I got got Rouge Rouge Rouge squeeze her tits and have some sex
I got got Rouge Rouge Rouge squeeze her tits and have some sex
On the floor, in the bed, bounce up and down and squeeze her boobs
Come and shag every night, squeeze with a my great white hands
Rouge slapped Knuckles in the face
" Don't talk rude with me boy" she said angrily
"Okay okay heres the next verse then, its different" replied Knuckles then carried on singing
I got Rouge Rouge Rouge she's a scary fat old bat
I got Rouge Rouge Rouge, she is worse than postman pat
She's a prick, She's a cow, she can't even count to ten
Come on now, who agrees that she is as useless as a tree
SMACK! Rouge delivered another slap twice as hard to him. Knuckles stopped the tape
"What's up with you you mad bat!" shouted Knuckles clutching the side of his face
"DON'T I repeat DON'T Insult me" hissed Rouge
"I can't win with you can I? You slap with me when I chat you up, You slap me when I insult you, what else am I supposed to do?" asked Knuckles.
Shadow marched up to Knuckles and said "allow me". Knuckles got off the stage and Shadow started singing
You don't run with the crowd
You go your own way
You don't play after dark
You light up my day
Got your own kind of style
That sets you apart
Baby, that's why you captured my heart
I know sometimes you feel like you don't fit in
And this world doesn't know what you have within
When I look at you, I see something rare
A rose that can grow anywhere (grow anywhere)
And there's no one I know that can compare
What makes you different, (alright) makes you beautiful (alright)
What's there inside you, (alright) shines through to me
In your eyes I see, all the love I'll ever need
You're all I need, oh girl
What makes you different, makes you beautiful to me
Hey, yeah yeah yeah
You got something so real
You touched me so deep (touched me so deep)
See material things
Don't matter to me
So come as you are
You've got nothing to prove
You won me with all that you do
And I wanna take this cha nce to say to you
Knuckles glanced at Rouge who, to his horror, was staring dreamily at Shadow
" Oh no he's doing it" thought Knuckles as Shadow continued singing
You taught me what love is supposed to be
You saw the little things that make you beautiful to me (so beautiful)
Oh yeah, yeah
What makes you,
What makes you different, (what makes) makes you beautiful (to me)
What's there inside you, (there shines) shines through to me
In your eyes I see, all the love I'll ever need
You're all I need, oh girl
What makes you different, makes you beautiful to me
Everything you do is beautiful (so beautiful)
Love you give shines right through me (shines right through to me)
Everything you do is beautiful
Oh, you're a slut to me
Rouge's third slap of the day was delivered to Shadow
"What? I sang it okay didn't I? asked Shaodw, annoyed
"Yes you did Shadow" replied Rouge
"BUT I AM NOT A SLUT!" She added loudly, making Shadow jump
"Okay who's next?" asked Amy
"I will" replied Rouge I am going to sing a song for Shadow and Knuckkles
She placed a different CD into the machine and skipped to track 3, then the cheeky girls played
You two are cheeky boys
You two are cheeky boys
never ever ask
to snog me boys
never ever ask
to go out with me
never ever ask
whats on my mind
believe me boys
you wouldn't want to know
don't ask why
Just be shy
don't touch my tits
those are mine
you two are the cheeky boys
you two are the cheeky boys
Rouge finished and looked with pleasure at the horrified look on Shadow and Knuckles
"This is your fault Knuckles" shouted Shadow in a rage.
"Don't blame me Shadow" replied Knuckles and the two started to fight
"Hey Sonic are you thinking what I'm thinkng?" asked Tails
" Yes I think I am tails" replied Sonic and they both burst into Song
Never, never give up
Never give up the fight
Never, never give up
Never give up the fight
No matter how tough they get for us
I know we can make it through
Long as we keep standing tall
Working together, oh
Go ahead, throw us your best shot
You try anything you want to
Nothing's gonna make us believe
We can't make it better, oh
Come on! Never!
Never, never give up
Never give up the fight
Never, never give up
Never give up the fight
We'll never give up the fight
Never give up the fight
We'll never give up the fight
Never!
"STOOOOOOOOOOOP!" Bellowed Amy and everyone stopped
"I wanted a party not a fight, everyone out!" she shouted
Everyone looked at her slowly then gradually left with Knuckles and Shadow glaring at each other.
"Sorry Amy" said Sonic as they all left
Slowly Amy packed up then went to bed at 1 am
THE END