Hi everyone! I suddenly had an inspiration for an Ed, Edd N Eddy fanfic last night…

Story Behind the Story: Okay, as it said in the intro, I had an idea for an EENE fanfic one night. However, I did not work on it or publish it until a long time later….

Summary: When the Ed boys capture a special type of magical creature resembling a fairy, the fairy, trying to escape, offers the boys a chance to see a dimension where everything is "perfect"…but the three soon find out that even the "perfect" world has flaws….

Disclaimer: Ed, Edd N Eddy and all its characters are copyright AKA Cartoon. I am not using them for profit; I am simply using them to practice my own writing skills….

Author: Hi! This is my first Ed Edd N Eddy fanfic, so that probably means that the characters probably won't be completely in character. Also, about reviews: I prefer constructive criticism. Flamers, if my story "suxz" so badly, than you should at least give 1 good reason why. And I don't mean "cuz it dose" either.

Chapter One- A Fairixie is Found

It was a typical cul-de-sac day- almost. The Ed Boys where not scamming, as no one was around. Sarah and Jimmy had gone to get their hair cut, while Johnny, Kevin, and Rolf where at an out-of-town football game. Nazz was in bed, sick with the flu, which only left the Kanker Sisters- and no one wants to be with the Kanker sisters.

So, the three Ed boys wandered around the cul-de-sac, completely bored. "There's nothing to do here!" Eddy finally yelled.

Double D suggested, "How about we go home and rest today?"

"No way!" Eddy responded.

"Let's stop the people of the eighth dimension from taking over Planet X using cool mutant powers, just like the kids in Kids of the Eighth Dimension!"

Ed's suggestion just received two blank stares. Eddy groaned, "I'm so bored, I'd go into Ed's back yard to watch grass grow!"

Suddenly, Eddy had one of his "brilliant" ideas. "I know! Let's collect four-leaf clovers and sell 'em when the kids get back!"

Before Ed or Double D could say anything, Eddy pulled them along into Ed's back yard (as Ed's house was the closest). After quite a long time searching for four-leaf clovers (and only finding three-leaf clovers and a turtle thanks to Ed), they found themselves sitting down, STILL completely bored.

"Let's give up Eddy; the chances of finding a four-leaf clover are-" Of course, Double D was ignored by Eddy, as always.

"Did you hear that?" Eddy had said, pointing at a tree in Ed's back yard.

"Aw, Eddy, it was probably just a bug or squirrel or magical mutated toy boat!" Ed said.

"Ed's right, about the first two things, anyway. We should be heading home, or we'll waste a perfectly good summer's day." Double D said.

"Wow, Double D and Ed agreeing. Weird," Eddy said, walking up to the tree. "I bet, if anything, there are four-leaf clovers here."

Ed grabbed Double D's hand and dragged him to Eddy. Eddy, by the time they got there, was looking threw the bushes surrounding the tree.

"Woah!" Ed suddenly cried.

"Unbelievable!" Double D said.

However, Eddy didn't say anything. His pupils were replaced with GIGANTIC cash signs. Quickly, he grabbed the glowing thing located under the bush.

"New plan! We sell the fairy!" Eddy said.

Double D, blinking a few times, suddenly returned from his shocked daze back to his regular self. "Eddy, I seriously doubt that was a fairy…" But he sounded like he didn't completely believe it.

"FAIRY!" Ed said, poking at Eddy's glowing hand.

"Get your hand away from me!" Eddy screeched, yanking his hand away from Ed.

Yes, while Eddy was poking around, he had seen a slight glowing, fairy-shaped creature!

"Please let me go," it cried.

The three boys jumped about a mile into the air, although Eddy didn't let go of it. "It talked!" Double D yelled.

"COOL!" Ed cried.

"Why would I let you go, fairy, when I could sell you for a lot of money?" Eddy demanded, glaring at the glowing creature.

"I'm not a fairy," the creature said. "I am a Fairixie. My name is Fay, and I have the ability to teleport into parallel universes… which is how I got here now…."

"So?" Eddy said.

"OH! COOL!" Ed cried. "TRANSPORT ME TO A UNIVERSE WHERE I OWN A DRAGON!"

"I can transport you to universes," Fay quickly explained, "where you can be treated as KINGS! As millionaires! As the winner of the Best Person Ever Award!"

Eddy rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "So, you could send me to a universe where I am a billionaire?"

"Yes!" Fay cried. "Just let me go!"

Double D recognized the money-loving gleam in Eddy's eye. Eddy was about to do something stupid… "Wait, Eddy!" Double D cried.

Eddy ignored Double D for the millionth time that day. "WELL then, Fairixie, teleport us all to universes…"

"WHERE EVERYTHING IS PERFECT FOR US!" An excited Ed yelled.

"Yeah!" Eddy cried.

"Done," the Fairixie cried.

A bright green light filled the air above the Ed-boys. "A vortex!" they gasped in unison.

A long green tunnel reached down to grab Eddy; similarly, a red and yellow tunnel reached and grabbed Ed and Double D, respectively.

The Fairixie sighed as they disappeared. "Freedom…"