Well, the people have spoken! This is gonna make this story...so whacked out. But no matter! It'll be really funny! Thank you all of four people who voted. Your votes counted! Even though I had to wait a month to get a real vote. So, without further adu, here is the winning vote!

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"Oh thank God!" Strong arms quickly embraced Vicki's small frame. Frank swiftly let go of her as he saw the dazed look in her eyes. "We were all so worried about you!" He looked deeply into the girl's eyes. She seemed frightened to him, but at this point he really didn't care. He missed the castle and she was the only thing here she'd ever touch. Slowly but surely, he brought his face closer to hers and attempted to kiss her. Quickly, whoever was in Victoria's body sprung up and quickly dashed as far away from him as possible. "What did I do?" He looked at Travis in dismay.

"Ever think that that isn't her?" He asked. Frank scoffed.

"Please. It must be her! None of us have gone into another gender's body..." Travis tried not to laugh.

"You mean except you?" He muttered under his breath. However, Frank had good hearing.

"WHAT did you say?"

"Nothing."

"That's what I thought." Frank replied smugly. He then turned back to Victoria's body. "Columbia?" He questioned rather gently. The supposed girl's eyes widened in disbelief as well as an answer. Frank continued to stare. Suddenly he did something none of them (Except perhaps "Victoria") expected him to do. He laughed.

"Riff-Raff!" He exclaimed through fits of laughter. "You must be JOKING! Riff, is that actually you in there?" He tried to button his lips but couldn't help but laugh hysterically when Riff nodded. "Ha!" Frank was on the ground at this point. "I always knew he was a girl deep down! I mean, that coat hanger hairdo when we first came to Ear- I mean," Magenta stepped up to her brother, signaling for Frank to "button his yap."

"Brother?" She asked, shocked and horrified at the same time. Her eyes roamed his girlish figure and she couldn't help but try to cover up a smirk as she saw her brother as a female."What," She tried not to laugh, "What," She was shaking with bottled up guffaws, "What happened?" She let out a loud fit of laughter before controlling herself. "Sorry." She held her tongue from any poking fun of that she could do.

"Thank you for that, kindest sister," Riff finally spoke up. "And I don't know. One minute I was talking to that 'Kate' person and the next," He made a wild hand gesture and Travis cut in.

"You saw Kate?"

Frank shot back an answer, treating Travis like the stupid boy Frank thought he was. "Are you deaf? I told you all of this when I came! What of me?" Listening to his master, Riff didn't say a word.

"Fine. Don't tell me about my girl then!" Travis said angrily.

When Travis said that, recoletcion of Kate's gentle words filled his head. "I know how you feel. I don't know any of you. At least you have faces to remember. Now I have nothing."

"She was fine." Riff spoke. "A few minutes before I came to be here, she told me of how all of us would be here soon. She came to our room," She looked longingly at Magenta, "To attempt to console me over the loss of you," He was speaking solely to Magenta at this point.

She looked at him meaningfully, a small glint of worry reflected in her eyes. "You didn't do anything to the girl, did you?"

Riff looked down at his shoes. "I tried not to...It's just...She looked so much like you...I couldn't help it. She came to try and make me feel better. And she did, if only for a minute before realization came in." Travis looked pissed.

"You couldn't just keep your goddamn hands off of her, could you? God she's not even from...wherever it is you're from! You guys might all be incestual fags but...that doesn't mean she has to be one too! I'd hit you, but I wouldn't want to punch a lady!" At this, again, Frank burst out laughing. Riff looked truly hurt. Then a rage consumed him.

"WHAT did you just call us!"

"Us?" Frank's head snapped erect. "What do you mean 'Us'? I think he was merely talking about you!" Riff looked down at his shoes again.

"Yes, master..."

"Master? Whatever. You guys are weird. I'm walking home. You people are welcomed to come with. I'm guessing none of you know where you should be living." Riff and Magenta quickly clutched eachother's hands. "And sorry for you two. Ya don't live together here." They exchanged pitied looks with eachother, but refused to drop one another's hands. "I'll tell you where my place is so if I leave you can tell...who's left?"

"Columbia," the three of them spoke in unison.

"That's a girl, isn't it..." Frank nodded and licked his lips. "Damn! Oh well, that way you can tell Columbia how to get to my house. You go two blocks down this street. Then make a right. my house is the first one on the left. On to your house." He nodded towards Frank.

They traveled down the street, Frank, Riff, and Magenta stared wide-eyed at things as simple as a traffic light. "What is it?" Magenta asked, mouth hanging agape. Travis rolled his eyes and continued walking.

"Well, this is your stop, Frank. Now, the lady with the brown short curly hair is your Mom. And you call her as such. The little girl with the brown eyes and bangs is Lainey. She's your sister. She's turning five in two months. Your dad moved out a year ago; DO NOT MENTION IT! Your Mom'll burst into tears if you do. Your keys are in your pocket. Let yourself in." Travis already sounded exasperated from telling a complete moron how to address his family. With that being said, he motioned for the other two to follow, leaving Frank to deal for himself. "Oh!" Travis called over his shoulder, "I hope you aren't afraid of dogs!" Frank looked panicked.

"Why?"

Travis shrugged and led Riff and Magenta to the next street. They were holding hands.

At the Castle...

Blurry eyes looked over the edge of the bed. The blonde mane shook with its' owner's head. "Woah. That was trippy..." Victoria stammered. She looked at her ragged, bitten nails. "Oh shit! I'm a guy!" She looked quickly at Kate. "Kate, right?" She nodded.

"Victoria?" It was her turn to nod. "Oh wow. You're a guy...That's...wow." For just being kissed by the person who had once owned this body, Kate was pretty shocked.

Columbia walked in softly and sat on the bed. "Who's this?" She asked timidly. The final person who had gone unchanged had transformed, and was no longer a man.

"Victoria. My friends call me Vicki." Columbia would have laughed at the girlish voice coming out of Riff's body if she wasn't so depressed at being the last girl standing.

"Oh." She stared at the floor. "Columbia." She said, making little point at introducing herself. Jonathon slowly peeked a head out from behind the door frame.

"Who's here now? Is that Travis?" He said, seeing the man's appearence in an upright position.

"I'm afraid not..." kate said, hardly audible.

"Vicki!" His eyes widened. It was apparent at that time that Jonathon didn't care about the position they were all in. He hugged Vicki's manishframe and rocked back and fourth with her. "Man...this is so fucked up..." he whispered in her ear. She nodded and cryed a little into his bare shoulder.

Finally, she spoke up, "Hey, Jonathon?" He nodded. "Why are you dresed in drag?" She couldn't help but laugh a little. He looked sternly into her eyes.

"Why are you a man?" She stopped laughing and sniffled a little. "I'm sorry. That came out wrong..." He held her closer and rocked back and fourth again. Kate and Columbia stared helplessly at eachother.

"Bout damn time..." Columbia stated breathlessly. Kate didn't know what she meant until Columbia collapsed next to the bed.

Back to Life...

"And, last thing. Magenta?" She nodded, "Don't get all kiss facey with Riff Raff. In your mind she...I mean he...may still be a guy, but to the outside world it looks like you're gay...which the body you're in ISN'T...I would know..." His voice drifted off briefly and snapped back. "And tell Frank the same thing about me. I'm NOT gay, so that would equall not cool. Got it?" Magenta nodded and stood outside her house.

"Good." Travis said, right before he fell to the ground.

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Author's note: I sincerely hope that my usage of the word "Fag" doesn't offend anyone. I really am NOT trying to if I am...just trying to get across the point that Travis...ain't so accepting of other people's ways...i really really apologize if I upset any of my readers.