Hello, and welcome to my fic, Zack and Cody's "Alone" Time. Credit goes to lolo313750 for the title, but it will change if someone thinks of something better. So it is not a permanent title. Athough I guess it could be… Some important notes: Thoughts are in Italics. Okay, that was one important note. Who cares?

WARNING: This fic will contain yaoi (AKA MM sex) so if you don't like it or are offended by it then don't read it. (Mild in first chapters.) It's just that simple. On with Chap. 1

Chap. 1

Cody woke up. Again. He turned towards Zack and tapped him on the shoulder once. He paused, then tapped three more times quickly. Then he paused, and tapped once. Zack woke up.

"Again. Man, how many times do you have these dreams about me?"

"Quite a lot… I'd say 10 or 11 times by now."

"What…the…HELL?"

"Shut up, you idiot, do you want to wake up mom? I was only joking…"

"Oh, sorry."

"You really are gullible aren't you?"

"Yeah, I suppose, now let's hurry up, I'm dying over here."

They do their thing, and begin hand-jobbing each other.

(A/N: I am not making you read this fic. If you can't stand that, then quit reading this now.)

After they finish up, Carey conveniently walks into the room at that moment.

"Is everything alright?"

"Yeah, mom, I just had a little nightmare."

"Oh, well okay then." My god, do they think I'm that stupid?

"Goodnight mom."

"Goodnight, Zack."

"Yeah, goodnight everyone."

"Goodnight Cody."

"Yeah, see you in the morning." If you don't wake up again.

After their mother leaves, Zack and Cody start whispering to each other.

"I heard that."

"Did I say that out loud?"

"Actually yes. You're just lucky mom didn't notice it."

"Well, I'm going to sleep now."

"Sweet dreams, and don't wake me up again!"

"C'mon, you know you love doing this."

"Yes, but I don't want to have to wake up during the middle of the night every single night to do it."

"Anyway, goodnight, Zack. See you in the morning."

"Yeah, if you don't wake up again."

"Will you shut up about that!"

"Okay, sorry."

They kiss, and go to sleep. For some reason that neither could explain, they couldn't wait for tomorrow.

Sorry this first chapter was so short. I just thought that'd be a good place to end it. I will try to update real soon to make up for it. See you next time on Zack and Cody's Alone Time, or whatever else someone decides to name it.

-ARK