Sadly, I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.

I wasn't going to post this…but changed my mind and decided to, anyway.

It's a short, 100 word drabble-fic (plus this intro and the title, it's more than 100 words, but the body of the page is 100 words) that was written for a forum writing contest where we had to write a fanfic of 100 words (no more, no less).

Note: An exchange between Edward and Roy. Edward is the one who is starting it off.

"That hurts, you know!"

"It's a hard object going into a hole. You expect it not to hurt?"

"I didn't expect it to hurt that much!"

"Your pain tolerance is as short as you are."

"Who are you calling so short that they can't even reach to screw something!?"

"Be quiet and stop squirming."

"Then stop sticking that there!"

"Then where should I put it?"

"Not there!"

"Well, I have to put it somewhere…"

Just then, the door to the office slammed open. "Brother!?"

"What?"

"…the Colonel is fixing your automail?"

"Yea…what did you think we were doing?" Edward blinked.

END