Revenge of the Idiots
By Serena Kenobi
Author's Note: Well, this is it! It's finally over!! (sobs) But I have three more episodes to look forward to!! If I get positive feedback. Anyways, I'd like to thank each and every one of my reviewers for sticking with this story. MUCH THANKS! Enjoy this last chapter!
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Last Chapter
After Obi-Wan, Soda, and Frail had had their celebration – er, mourning period for Crabme, they had to decide what to do with the babies.
"Hey, I'll take Leia," Frail offered. "I, at least, have some sense."
Soda glowered. "What mean you?" he snapped. "Much sense have I, man!"
Obi-Wan snickered. "Sure… and I'm a rancor."
Soda stared at him. "You are?"
"Sadly, no," Obi-Wan sighed. "If I were, you'd be long dead."
"Hey!" Soda complained, sulking.
Obi-Wan turned to Frail. "Fine, you can have Leia. Who's gonna take Fluke?"
No one answered.
"Well, I guess I could take him to his aunt and uncle," Obi-wan suggested, "Maybe they want a baby whose parents were complete idiots. Or maybe not."
"It's not the kid's fault that his parents were loony," Frail put in. "He might turn out all right."
Obi-Wan stood up. "Well, then, I'm off." He saluted, turned, and walked right into a wall. "OW!"
Soda giggled. "Such a clumsy person, you are," he chuckled.
Obi-Wan shot him a glare and stormed out of the room.
Back to Elevator and Sidiot. Elevator was screaming as his fake limbs were being put on, and Sidiot was just rolling his eyes.
"Would you calm down?" he sighed, "You're acting like a baby."
"How would YOU like to have things being put on your chopped off limbs when you're blasted AWAKE?" Elevator screeched. "I WANNA BLOW SOMETHING UP!"
Finally, when all was said and done, Elevator was in a black new suit. The helmet was put on, and he was lifted up so that he was upright.
"Where is Crabme?" he turned to Sidiot. "Is she safe? Is she all right?" He paused. "Why is it that all of a sudden, I am talking differently? My voice sounds weird. Can I blow something up? I want some jawa juice. Can I go to the bathroom? How do I eat? HOW do I go to the bathroom? Is there some sort of tube? Where's Crabme?"
"SHADDAP!" Sidiot screamed. "Anyways, I have some good and bad news. The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my starship insurance by switching to Geico. The bad news is, you killed Crabme. You had too much clutter everywhere."
Elevator digested this new information. "I killed her? I couldn't have! She was alive, I felt it! There was no clutter in the apartment! I made sure that it was picked up! NOOOOO!!"
Obi-Wan took little baby Fluke to his aunt and uncle's on Catooine, and Frail took Leia home to his wife.
"What did you bring me this time, Frail?" She asked, "A necklace? Some jewelry?"
"Er, no," Frail shook his head. "A baby."
His wife blinked. "Whatever for? Why would we want one of those things?"
"Well, she's kind of an orphan…"
"An ORPHAN? What is this, some kind of charity house? I bet she's a low life, a nobody from who knows where, right?"
Frail shook his head again. "No, she's the daughter of the late Queen Dolly-Llama and a princess."
"Oh. Well, in that case," his wife took Leia and smiled at her. "Welcome to people of your own upper class, Leia!"
Frail rolled his eyes. "I hope she doesn't turn out like her parents… or you," he muttered under his breath, glancing at his wife.
Obi-Wan got off the dewback he was riding on and met Berflu and Sowin' on their moisture farm. "Uh, here's a baby for you," he said, pushing Fluke into Berflu's arms.
Berflu smiled. "You're the cutest stork I've ever seen," she remarked.
Obi-Wan blushed. "Uh, thanks. But I'm not a stork. I'm a Jedi Master, and this kid is the son of a nut Sith-turned-Jedi and a crazy clutter-obsessed Senator. So, take care of him, okay?"
Berflu blinked and nodded. "Well, okay. But why give him to us?"
"He's your nephew!" Obi-Wan shouted, "How many times do I have to tell you that? Geez!"
Sowin' frowned. "You never told us that before. What's the kid's name?"
"Fluke Skyflopper."
Sowin' cringed. "That's horrible? Can we rename him?"
"Nope."
"Dang it!"
Obi-Wan shrugged. "Well, I gotta run. I'll be around to watch over the kid. Got nothin' else to do." He hopped on the dewback and rode away.
Sowin' and Berflu stared at Obi-Wan as he left.
"Weird guy," Sowin' said.
"You're telling me," she replied. "So, a baby, huh?"
"Just another mouth to feed," Sowin' put in sullenly.
Berflu punched him in the arm. "Be nice!"
"Sorry."
And so, Fluke and Leia Skyflopper were left in the cares of a prince and a moisture farmer. Who knew how they would turn out?
And with parents like Anakin Skyflopper and Crabme Dolly-Llama, anything could happen.
The End.
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