Author's Note: Okay, this is cross-over-palooza! In order of appearance (of shows), it goes: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles (or Cardcaptors, which ever way you want to look at it), Chrono Crusade, DNAngel, Fruits Basket, Inu-Yasha, Magic Knight Rayearth, .Hack/Legend of the Twilight, Tokyo Mew Mew, Teen Titans, Prétear, Escaflowne (the show), W.i.t.c.h., One Piece, and Shaman King. Yes, there ARE a lot of them, aren't there?
(Sub-Note: This story makes fun of some of the hottest anime guys, so laugh along or get along. But the jokes aren't THAT bad… I hope).
It was past midnight. Syaoran was still up, 'surfing' (as the inhabitants of this world would say) the web. It intrigued him so much information could fit into such a tiny box. This was by far the most technologically advanced country Mokona had sent them to thus far. Syaoran was just about ready to call it a night when he saw a flashing icon in the bottom right corner of the window. Like being guided by some unseen force, he clicked on it, and waited. And waited, and waited and… you get the idea. When it finally DID load, he had to read the screen twice. 'What a weird website' he thought. It took at least 20 minutes to load. Defiantly NOT worth the wait, for all that was on the screen was a 12-font message that read 'Are you chivalrous?' and right below the question were two buttons to click; YES and NO. "I guess," mumbled Syaoran as he clicked the YES button. And then he was—
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Chrono quietly opened the door to look in on his little sleeping angel. Rosette had fallen asleep in front of the computer—again. He smiled to himself. 'She'll never change.' He thought. "?" Chrono looked at the screen. There was a blinking message that said 'Are you chivalrous?' with two buttons below it—'yes' and 'no'. At a fleeting thought, Chrono took hold of the mouse and clicked the 'yes' option, just to amuse himself. But then he was—
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'Come on, Daisuke, when are you going to call it a night?' whined Dark within the short red-head's mind.
"When I find what Riku wanted me to find." He responded irritably.
'Kid, I don't think she ACTUALLY expects you to find anything about 'Demons and Holy wars of the 19th century. I'm pretty sure she was teasing you.'
"Well, she sounded serious to ME." Dark mentally stuck his tongue out at Daisuke. "I saw that!" he yelled, but still stuck his tongue out in return. A beeping noise from his laptop tore Daisuke away from his feud with his inner self. A flashing banner ad was practically screaming 'CLICK ME!'. So he did. "Chivalry is dead dot com?" asked Daisuke dumbly. "Am I chivalrous?"
'If you ask me, that's a big fat 'NO'!' taunted Dark.
"Oh yeah? Well I'll show YOU who's chivalrous. …yes." said Daisuke with a double click of the touch pad. Unfortunately for him, he was then—
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"Kyo-kun!" shouted Tohru gleefully from downstairs in the kitchen. "Dinner will be ready in a couple of minutes!"
"Mmhm…" replied Kyo half-heartedly. He was too engrossed in some fanfic that he had found online to care less when dinner would be ready. It was about some guy with a dangerous power who was in love with a beautiful young girl; or something like that. Just then, a pop-up ad caught his attention. Paying no heed to the fact that it could give his computer a virus, Kyo clicked on it. 'Are you chivalrous?' He read mentally. "Sure, why not?" And with that, he clicked the 'yes' button under the question.
Poor Kyo, he nearly had a heart attack when he was—
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"Inu-Yasha, for the last time, GET OFF MY COMPUTER!" screamed Kagome for the umpteenth time that night. Her parents had finally gotten her a computer as a birthday present, and now, when at last she had found the time to return home and use it, Inu-Yasha was all over it—and he wouldn't get off. "Inu-Yasha! You're scratching the keys with your claws!"
"Chill out, Kagome. I'm not hurting it… that much." Kagome let out a very, very long, frustrated scream—waving her arms every which way. A little 'bong-bing' noise from the computer caught his attention. It was a flashing banner ad that—you can guess what it says—he felt he MUST click on. So he did.
"Inu-Yasha, if you click on that stupid pop-up ad and give my BRAND NEW computer a virus I'll—I said don't cli—"
Inu-Yasha was very happy when he could no longer hear Kagome's nagging. But still, he wasn't very keen on the fact that he was then—
X-6-7
"Knock it off you two!" shouted Umi at Fuu and Ferio. Ferio was determined that today was the day he'd get his first kiss from Fuu. Unfortunately, all Fuu could do about it was giggle wildly, effectively pushing Ferio away. "You three finally get the chance to come to our world, and now all you wanna do is flirt with your girlfriend?" At this, Hikaru and Lantis turned to her; they obviously hadn't been paying any attention to Umi what so ever. In fact, the only person that was listening was Clef. "Hikaru," grumbled Umi between gnashed teeth. "Will you PLEASE get off of his lap and take this seriously?" Hikaru pouted slightly, but nevertheless, she slowly slipped out of her seated position on Lantis to stand behind Umi; her arms lingered around his neck for more than a few moments. "Thank you." She sighed exasperatedly.
"So Umi," started Clef. "What is it you wanted to show us?"
"If you'll wait a minute, I'll show you—it's a surprise!" Just then, a cookie made its way on to the computer screen. Ferio took hold of the mouse and clicked on it. "Hey!" yelled Umi.
"Am I chivalrous?" he asked, reading the screen. Fuu giggled madly—yes. So he clicked on the 'yes' option. That day wasn't going anything like Umi had planned. And—oooh—was Ferio in a world of hurt. She was going to clobber him, just as soon as they were finished being—
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"Shugo? Are you sure you can login on to THE WORLD by yourself?" asked Rena cautiously.
"Of course, I've done it like, a million times."
"No, I'VE done it 'like a million times'. This is your first." Shugo blew out his cheeks childishly. Still, he entered his user name and password, just as he'd been taught. But he must've done something horribly wrong, because at that the exact moment he pressed the 'enter' key, he was—
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"What're you doing, Kish?" asked Tart curiously.
"I'm checking out this world wide web that all the earthlings always talk about."
"Hey, Tasuku! What'cha doin'?" chirped Berri.
"Playing online." He said simply.
"But… We have work in like two minutes at the café."
"Don't worry—I'll be done in three seconds."
A pop-up ad. They both click, and they both get—
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"Brother—" started Al before Ed was—
X-14
Beast Boy paused his typing to look at the twelve inch strip of photos taped to the frame of his computer. He ran his thumb carefully over the smiling girl in all six pictures. No matter how much time passed, she would always smile… for him. BB sighed, resuming his typing.
'Man,' he thought drearily. 'I hate writing these reports. Robin was there, why does he need MY POV of the mission?' BB glanced around, even though it was his room, he checked for any unwanted wandering eyes. He saved his word file, closed it, and opened the internet explorer. He went to Google and started typing in random words like 'super robot monkeys' and 'tofu game-station'. He eventually found one that said 'The Source of All Evil—A tofu fan site'. Being as bored as he was, he clicked the site without any regard to what was really on it. He half expected it to be The Source's blog, but he also half expected it to be some shojo-ai hentai site. So naturally, when the message 'Are you chivalrous?' popped up, he was taken completely off guard. Again, he glanced at the smiling photos of the girl and then back at the com screen. 'Anything's better than typing these stupid reports.' He thought as he clicked 'yes'.
He had no idea what awaited him after he was—
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"Kei, stop flirting with my sister! Shin, Hajime, those are NOT toys!" 'Crash!' went Himeno's porcelain dolls. "Go, no! Not my dad's video games!" 'Bzzt!'—an electrical short circuit destroyed the video games. "Mannen, be careful with my books an—" 'Ker-plunk!' went the entire shelf. "Sasame, help!"
"Mm?" he asked. Sasame turned; he was stuffing his face with dumplings. Himeno groaned.
"Hayate, what are YOU doing?" she turned to the tall black haired man sitting at her computer. He had just clicked on what seemed like a pop-up ad or something. "Tell me you didn't!" Himeno's day was just going to get worse. Hayate barely had enough time to turn to Himeno from the computer before he was—
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"Van? What're you doing?" asked Hitomi serenely as she brought in some snacks for the two. The handsome young man turned to her and smiled brightly.
"I'm checking out some of the technology from your world."
"Well, just be careful, okay? That's my new laptop."
"Okay," You can guess what happens next. For then they were—
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"Gimme back my cell phone, Caleb!" shouted the tall, fourteen year old Blondie as she jumped at the brunet beside her. "I just got that thing fixed!"
"Relax, Corny. I'll give it back… eventually." Cornelia growled at him, taking another jump for the phone.
"That has all my text, pix, and e-mail on it, so GIVE-IT-BACK!"
"Hang on a minute, will 'ya? … Awesome, this thing's got Wi-Fi!"
"Duh! I practically just said that!"
"Hm?" Caleb blinked, doing a double take as he looked at the miniature screen. "Am I chivalrous?"
"Under different circumstances, I'd say yes, but now," she made another failed attempt to snatch the phone away. She screamed out her pent up frustration. 'Click', he pressed the button. Of course, he was immediately—
X-18
… (You don't WANT to know how Luffy got internet access)—
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"MANTA! Where's Yoh?" demanded Anna.
"He ran away, with MY laptop." Anna seized Manta's ear and dragged him away to help her look for Yoh. They saw a bright flash of light some distance outside behind the house. Yoh. They ran over to the origin, but all they found was Manta's laptop that had this message plastered on the screen in very large, very friendly letters with a little smiley face under it:
"Thank you for being chivalrous. See you on the other side!"
X-20
—sucked into the computer screen and whisked off to another dimension.
X-1-20
"Interaction complete… Processing data… Data analysis complete, well brother, I believe our collection is complete. Our guests should be arriving any moment now…" Insert evil laughter and bloody letters reading
To Be Continued…
Insert more evil laughter.
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End Note: Yeah, I know it was kind of long and kind of repetitive, but next chapter, mwa ha ha… FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Please R and R! (I think it means 'read and review', I'm not sure, but that's what I'm going to say it is).