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If you thought drabbles were short, try writing a fan fic in five words or less!

By Margaret Price

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"You understand?"

"Not a word."

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"Happy now?"

"No."

"Good, good."

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"I'm the Doctor."

"Sod off."

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"Hello. I'm the Doctor."

"EXTERMINATE!"

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"I'm a Time Lord."

"Wanker."

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"My TARDIS!"

"It's a Porta-loo."

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"Bigger inside than outside."

"Obviously."

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"Kiss me, Doc!"

"What?"

…

…

…

"Jack!"

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"I was right!"

"Negative, Master."

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"Rose?"

"What?"

"Run."

"Not again."

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"You'll like it, K-9."

"Negative."

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"Let me explain."

"Don't bother."

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"Doctor of what?"

"Practically everything."

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"He always like this?"

"Unfortunately."

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"So smug, Doctor."

"I try."

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Took scarves and K-9. – Romana

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Gone out for chips. – Rose

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Gone out for Rose. – Jack

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Gone fishing. – The Doctor

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Dear Diary,

Saved the universe.

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Dear Diary,

Stole a TARDIS…

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"I'll explain later."

"Yeah, right."

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"Daleks, Sontorans, Cybermen!"

"Christmas list?"

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WANTED: Type 40 TARDIS manual.

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"Where are we?"

"Somewhere…green."

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"Is it safe?"

"Probably not."

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"Give us a cuddle."

…

…

…

"Fantastic!"

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"Dinner?"

"I don't do domestic."

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"Peri, move!"

"Watch it, Porky!"

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"Resistance is…"

"I'll scream."

…!

"Go."

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HEY, YOU CAN DO THIS FROM CANON:

"When I say run, run."

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"Your ratings just went up."

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"Wonderful fellow. All of them."

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Contributed By Drox

"What happened?"

"I'll explain later."

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"EXTERMINATE!"

"EXTERMINATE!"

"EXTERMINATE!"

"EXTERMINATE! "

"EXTERMINATE!"

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"Stupid ape."

"I heard that!"

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"No more Janis thorns. Ever!"

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"Why celery?"
"I like celery."

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"Nooooo! Not the mind probe!"

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"Carrot juice."
"No, not again!"

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"Mauve alert!"
"Right. Let's go!"

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"These shoes! They fit perfectly!"