Hello, everyone! This chapter marks a milestone in that it is the story everyone has been waiting for...
Zelda swallowed by a snake! :fanfare:
This one was so much fun to wank in that it is so laughable just on its own without my comments...but perhaps my tirade will give it that little something extra.
Secondly, I'd like to adress the subject of the author'snote!fic that he entered on adultfanfiction-dot-net...It could be basically summed up by saying "Theres this really meen little bitch on the fanfiction website and she' bein so meen to me, you guys! Shes making fun of my storees but my storees are so good I don't understand why shes bein so meen:waaangst:"
Apparently I am making a "mokery" of him. Funny, I always thought I was "mocking" him; I have no idea what this "mokery" that he speaks of is. Really, hon, you want people to take you seriously? Learn how to spell at the level of the 21-year-old that you are.
I especially loved his reviewer who said I was a little slut. That made me smile. Really, it did. It always does when idiots make judgements like that. Not to mention those who thought I was stealing his work, by copying-and-pasting and claiming it as my own. Oh, please. I have always given disclaimers saying that I did not come up with these stories (and in the case of the last three chapters, I have quite forcefully asserted that I didn't even write a word of them). Whatever, arguing with dumbasses is a waste of energy in my opinion. That said, it was quite funny to read the comments of those who gave Tony a nice little comeuppance...Made my night, quite frankly, to witness his pity party backfire in such a way. As I write this author's note, he has already deleted his...no doubt because of embarrassment.
Thirdly, it seems as though one of his quicksand-worshipping groupies is out to get my ass, as he so thoughtfully put it. In the event that I ever were to be suspended from fanfiction-dot-net, I have considered creating a livejournal community where everyone can wank not only Tbone's fics, but any bad Zelda fanfiction they should come across. In short, it would be like a Zelda-themed Fanwank. For those who don't know what Fanwank is, it is an online community full of wonderfully snarky, witty, generally awesome people who make fun of fandoms and wank bad fanfics. Fanwank was perhaps my biggest inspiration for this "fic" and I think their credit is long overdue.
Fourthly: ZOMG disclaimer u guyz! Cause I'm a stoopid plagurizer!
I DID NOT WRITE THIS STORY. ONLY THE COMMENTS IN BOLD WERE ADDED BY ME.
And, fifthly...let's get on with the wanking, shall we?
Disclaimer: The characters in this story are not mine (and we're damn lucky they aren't), they are the property of Nintendo and should not be used in any illegal way in order to make money out of them. is a public domain site where fans can write what ever they want as long as they acknowledge where the characters come from.
If any character is used in order to gain money then Shigeru Miyamoto will not be happy. If having his life's work used for financial benefit merely makes him unhappy, I'm sure reading shitty smutfics like this would make him weep.
Note: Dear adult fanfiction readers, this story is about Zelda being swallowed by a snake. This was one of the most controversial stories from my account (TBoneTony05) but I personally think that there are some (Read: Every single human being with an IQ above that of a snail) who are not use to my stories of quicksand and snakes. I am not the first one who has done this type of story but I am certainly the first to do it in such a godawful manner that it makes readers gag sure there may not be many adultfanfiction authors that have the same style I have.
So if you find this offencive then please don't read it. (Sucks for you that I'm such a "meen bitch," huh?)
Zelda swallowed by a snake.
(1st person perspective)
Tbone Tony
Hi I'm Zelda, 20 year old Princess of Hyrule (Okay, rule number one? NEVER have your character greet the reader. It gives the impression that the writer is a third-grader.). Have you ever had the experience of being swallowed by a snake? (Why no, I have not, actually.) Well I had a scary intense experience one night that almost took my life (And I bet you're gonna tell me all about it.). But in a way, it was also sexy (:facepalm:). My heart beats every time I think about it (You mean, your heart ACTUALLY beats? It doesn't stop or anything? Whoa!). For a positive negative variable YMX+B DAMNIT!, it helped me to get closer to Link and tell him about my true feelings for him.
Well here is the story.
It was a lovely night in the kingdom of Hyrule. A little too lovely for me actually. OK it was a HOT night. Then it wasn't a lovely night. STFU.
Anyway on those hot nights, I always have trouble sleeping. I felt hot under my royal blankets, sheets and even in my nightdress.
I felt so hot that my whole body was being tormented by a huge ball of fire that would be around my body until I died from dehydration (Then drink some effing water, idjit.).
I felt that I needed to cool myself down so I took off my night dress from under my blankets. Why didn't you just sleep on top of the blankets? Or would that not be "sexy" enough?
I still felt hot so I took off my blankets only leaving a single sheet left to cover my naked body.
But I still felt hot so I took off my sheet and just laid there in my bead chambers. I then decided to make some arts and crafts in my bead chamber.
It was no use, every time I have a hot night, I have trouble sleeping.
I then realised something that I could do, in order to sleep then I needed to get so exhausted so that I could not get up even if I wanted to. I then thought about my 19 year old boyfriend Link.
Link and I had known each other since we were kids. He used to seek into my garden to try and see me.
Since I am the princess, I could not go outside the castle walls so I had to stay safe in my garden with no body my age to play with. (No "body" to play with:snark:)
That was until a boy snuck into my garden who had lost a ball that was kicked over by a drunken man.
I felt sorry for the kid so I helped him to find it.
We never found the ball (WILSOOON:sniffle:) but we did make great friends with each other and he asked me for my name and I asked him for his name. WOW! That's, like, what every other human being in the universe does when they meet someone! What a co-een-ki-dink! That is how I first began to know Link.
Years later, last year I think it was, an evil man called Ganondorf threaten to destroy my kingdom. Link came to help me and later on we saved Hyrule together. And everyone reading this story probably knows that already.
After all these years Link and I had been friends and we both have got along very well. But since a thew years ago (who threw the years, now?) I had developed feelings towards him, but as a princess I could never be with him forever 'cause I'm a promiscuous slut. I never had admitted my feelings to him so he dose not know how I feel for him.
Anyway I decided that I should try something to get to sleep so I closed my eyes and the only thing on my mind was Link. Why not just drinking a cup of chamomille tea or something instead of jacking off?
While my mind was drifting towards Link, my hands were slowly sliding up my body and my fingers softly touched my breasts.
"OH, Link." I softly whispered his name through my lips.
I was starting to feel relaxed but I was still hot.
I leaned up from my bed and walked over my sheets and blankets that were all over my bedroom floor. The window was locked and I felt that I needed fresh air so I used my left hand to unlock and open the windows that were looking out to my private garden. My right hand stayed rubbing my right breast to keep the stimulation there.
As I opened the windows, the cool air washed over my entire naked body.
"OH, this feels MUCH better now!" I gasped.
The sensations of the soft gentle wind surprised me as I rubbed both of my nipples with both hands and slowly walked backwards to my bed chambers.
I leaned back onto my bed and plopped goes the weasel onto it with my head facing the ceiling.
I used my right hand to quickly pull around my see though curtain around my bed so nobody can clearly see what I am doing. Who could possibly see her? Does her room not have a door? Does she share a room with Impa? Is her bed located in the middle of the market square? Hmm?
I positioned myself directly in the middle of my king size bed and continued to move my fingers around my breasts.
My nipples began to get hard as I slowly felt more aroused and comfortable. The wind was blowing the curtains around my bed chamber onto my skin and I was starting to breathe heavy from their touch.
"Oh my goddess, Link, ugh, ugh!" I panted as I was starting to imagine Link all over my naked body, touching me and stroking my legs.
My fingers moved from my breasts down to my womanhood, I was touching my blond curly hair where my private area was (God, "my private area" sounds like something a six-year-old would say.) and slowly inserted two fingers inside myself.
My eyes blinked open and shut many times as I continued to explore deep inside myself.
"Ugh, Link" I gasped as I imagined Link penetrating my barrier. You know, you probably wouldn't be having this much fun if your hymen is still intact.
I never felt so alive before in my life.
And it was all because I was doing something that I had never done before. (And she's twenty years old? I find that hard to believe.)
My heart was racing off the limit and my breaths were erratic.
I was getting tired but I wanted to see and feel what would happen if I pushed myself all the way.
Then my eyes popped open and I let out a raw scream as my body went into a spasm (:ditherspaz:) and I had my very first orgasm. Whee!
"Ugh, ugh, so, that's, what it feels, like." I panted to myself.
Then I felt another one coming so I continued going until I climaxed again.
"Ugh, oh no, not another one, UGH!" I breathed as more continued to whack my fragile body around. (Orgasm:punches Zelda in the face: Zelda: UGH UGH UHG GUH!)
I felt I was in heaven, totally free from my rules and morals as a princess.
As each orgasm hit me, the more I felt tired and wanted to stop but my fingers still kept on rubbing. Sounds like a pretty serious problem to me.
"UGH, HELP, UGH, CAN'T STOP! UGH!" I screamed pleading for it all to end.
Then from out of nowhere, my fingers forced themselves out of my womanhood. Whew, I was getting worried there.
I then panted heavily as my body slowed down back to normal breathing rate.
Then I remembered the window, it was still open. My father always told me to lock my windows at night but after climaxing so many times I felt my body was too exhausted to move.
"Must, shut, window. Can't, sleep, yet!" I said to myself as I tried to resist the urge to rest but it was far too powerful to ignore. Lucky night for all those smex snakes lurking about, hmm?
My eyes closed as I gave up my struggle to get up and I rested my head on my bed. I'd just have to get up when I'm recover. Who is recover?
As I was sleeping, well I was not aware if it happened if I slept or if it happened when I had that barrage of climaxes.
Well somehow when my window was open, a huge snake slithered from outside in my garden into my room. OMG SMEX SNAKE SQUEE.
The next thing I knew of was that I felt sharp pains on my legs. I felt like my ankles were being tied with thorns.
I woke up and was taken by surprise as I saw a long tail of scales starting from my legs and ending on my bedroom floor.
I looked back at my legs and found a mouth that opened and closed it's upper jaw just above my knee caps.
The pain shot through my body as I screamed.
"AGH, what is happening?" I shouted.
Then as I looked closer at the jaws, I saw two eyes glowing dark yellow back at me.
Then I realised what was happening.
"Oh my goddess, I'm being eaten by a snake! Oh deary dear! How unpleasant!" I gasped as the words snake escaped my lips.
My heart started beating faster as the snake moved it's upper jaw back and I felt like I was slowly moving down my bed to where the snake had my legs on it's mouth.
"NO, got to grab something" I shouted to myself. (What the fucking good is grabbing onto something going to do? How about trying to get your legs out of the snake's fucking mouth? Or did that even cross your mind?)
I tried to grab the bars at the top of my bed chamber but the snake dragged me away from them.
I sat up and tried to move but the snakes enormous weight held my body to the bed.
I then tried to punch the snakes head but the head of the snake did not move as it continued to bite it's fangs into my thighs.
I tried to kick my feet inside it's body but my legs were already down the snakes throat and the muscles were too strong that I could not move them at all.
The snake continued to slide me back into its mouth.
My hands then shifted onto my womanhood as the snake opened its jaws again.
"Oh, no you don't." I shouted as I did not want the snake to put its tongue up inside me. Strange, we have the same thoughts on that subject.
But the jaws went up and its head jumped to take me off balance. Then the jaws clamped down all around me as I felt something hurting me painfully. (It was hurting you painfully? Wow. I expected it to hurt you PAINLESSLY.)
"OWW, my ...oooogghhhh." I shouted as the snake threw me strait back onto my bed. (DAMN IT! This is where Zelda originally uttered that immortal line, "OW, my ovaries!". I was quite looking forward to reading it again, and I especially wanted to muse about what the original author said whenever HE got hurt in his "private area." "Ow, my prostate!"? "My epididymus!"? "My vas deferens!"? )
I tried to move my arms but I found that I could not.
I looked down and I gasped in horror as I saw the snake had trapped my arms inside its mouth.
"Ugh, can't move. My arms are trapped" I shouted in pain. Thanks for the memo.
The snake had its jaws just under my belly and stabbed its fangs into my private areas. There goes that "private area" crap again.
I gasped for a breath, my mouth was dry and it hung open in shock.
I was panting heavy as fear overtook me. I did not know what to do. Why don't you try, you know, fighting back or something instead of just sitting there making stupid comments?
This snake was trying to swallow me whole and there was nobody to help me.
Tears were forming in my eyes as the snake continued to dig it's fangs into my stomach. It was hurting me to either breathe in or out. As my belly moved either up or down, the snake would apply more pressure onto my skin.
I struggled to move myself because the snake's jaws had me pinned to my bed, on my back.
As the snake got a good hold on me, it started to slide my body deeper inside the snake's throat.
As the snake was pulling my hips into its throat, I decided that the only one to save me from being swallowed alive was Link.
I decided to use my telepathic skills to try and reach him.
As I closed my eyes, I concentrated on the location of Link and not on the pain of the snakes fangs, digging further into my skin.
Then when I had my mind clear enough, I used my power to cry out for help.
"Link, Link help me. I'm being swallowed alive. I can't hold on. HELP ME" I cried my message out in pain as I had images of the present.
Link was asleep in his bed inside his tree house but as soon I cried out for help, he got up immediately and rushed outside his tree house from his village. Hmm. I wonder if HE was sleeping in the nude as well. That would be interesting.
"Link, I'm in my bedroom at the castle. Hurry!" I screamed.
Then I lost contact as the snake opened its jaws and once again closed them right on my breasts.
"Augh, oh no. Not my breasts." I screamed in pain.
The fangs dug into my nipples that send immense pain down my whole body. Ow.
My body began shake as fear overtook me again.
I leaned my head up and saw blood stains coming down my plump breasts. (Butterball chicken!)
The snake tightens its fangs onto my chest as I found it was hard to breathe. The jaws were crushing my body.
My eyes popped open as I felt something else.
As the snake continued to drag my body down, my belly was sliding down it's throat now. I felt something around my lower area.
My fingers were inside me but I did not want them in there. (O rly:headdesk:)
But the swallowing pressure of the snakes muscles made my fingers push themselves inside me and suddenly the snake was moving my fingers inside me. That makes no sense. At all.
My mouth gasped as I tried to force them out but with the muscles of the snakes throat all around my lower body, my fingers had no where else to go but to be inside my womanhood.
I gasped again as my fingers rubbed over my clit (too bad your clit isn't "inside your womanhood", hon. Then again, we can only assume that the most experience the writer has ever had in this subject is by reading other smut fics. So I can't blame YOU, can I, Zelda?) and the sensations I felt earlier began to build up inside me.
"No, not now, I, can't, control it!" I panted as I felt the power of lust wash over me, clouding my thoughts and halting my struggles to escape.
"Oh, please stop, ugh, ugh." I screamed.
But I could not stop myself.
My head faced the ceiling of my bedroom and the power of lust (I don't understand. Is she "lusting" for herself? The snake? Ooer.) made me slowly closed my eyes again.
"No, ugh, can't fall asleep, ugh, must, keep, ugh, open." I struggled.
The snake continued to drag my body further down its throat.
I could not keep my eyes open so I quickly closed them to try and telepath Link again.
I saw visions of Link rushing though Hyrule castle town on his horse Epona.
"Help, Link." I desperately called out to him. "I'm not sure, if I can hang, on much longer."
I saw the desperation on his face. He was anxious to save me so he could fuck me himself.
Then the image vanished as the snake lifted its jaws and struck my chin with its lips.
I tried to lean my head up but the snake's jaws held me down.
The snakes fangs missed striking the edges of my neck at each side but with them puncturing the bed mattress, I could only turn my head from left to right.
I found it hard to breathe with the snake covering most of my body. You know, most people would.
"Ugh, please, Link, ugh, come, soon, ugh!" I panted exhaustingly as I turned my head to the left and right.
My clit was thumping hard inside me from all the muscles and my fingers squashed around it.
Then as it was inevitable, the snake lifted its jaws and moved its head up.
"UGH, Link, Help" I cried as I felt like I was moving once more.
I slowly slid down and the jaws closed themselves around me.
Now I was inside the snakes mouth, the jaws were above my head and saliva matted my blonde hair flat.
The snake continued it's torture as I felt the swallowing muscles pull my head towards the throat of the snake.
I closed my eyes once more to telepath Link for the last time.
The heart was thumping with fear and with lust (:headdesk: You know, regardless of whether or not you've got your fist stuck up your pussy, I'd think being eaten alive would probably clear all thoughts of "lust" from even the most perverted mind.) but I tried to ignore them both as I needed to stay calm to communicate with Link.
"HELP, ugh, Link, ugh, I'm going" I struggled to make a complete sentence as the power of my insides tried to drown my efforts.
I was able to make out an image of Link running through my private garden until my will gave way.
"UGH, NO" I screamed as I felt an orgasm approaching and getting stronger. "Can't, ugh, give, ugh NO, UGH!"
I screamed as I climaxed, this would knock me out and I felt another one as my whole body was pressed harder by the swallowing pressure of the snake.
"Ugh, Help, Ugh, Ugh (:sings to the tune of "Serenade" from Eine Kleine Nachtmusik: Ugh, ugh ugh! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh UGH!), U..(gulp)" The throat muscles wrapped around my mouth to stop my cries for help.
I tried to move my head up so I could gasp one more breath but I was too tired.
I then sucked deep breaths into my nose until that was also shut by the throat muscles.
My eyes closed as they were sucked down and finally my head and my hair slipped inside the snake's throat. Oh dear.
Now I could not take another breath as the muscles trapped any possible space to breathe in or out.
I felt my body slide off the bed as the snake was probably moving me down it's stomach.
I tried to kick, punch, move inside but it was futile as the snake continued to swallow me.
My lungs were burning for air but there was none to take.
I cried as I felt my life pass though my eyes but my cries were muffled by the swallowing pressure of the snake.
I tried to stay calm in order to save the spare air left in my body, but with the snake's muscles moving all over my naked body, stimulating not only my thighs but also my breasts that were squashed to my chest. My nipples were hard and getting incredibly harder as they were caressed by the muscles of the swallowing pressure.
My orgasms continued to hit my body and soul as the swallowing muscles moved my body in rhythmic fashion.
Then my body shook with pain and pleasure as my orgasms crushed my body about as hard as the snake's muscles.
I tried to stop but I could not resist my primitive urges. (:signs Zelda up for a "Masturbators Anonymous" clinic.:)
My mouth opened in bliss and shock took over my body.
Then my body stoped moving and my heart stopped beating. Zelda is ded, ohnoes!1!
I felt some hot acid of the digestive process start to burn my entire body skin as my mind went blank.
This is it, I was going to die.
As my mind was in darkness, I felt something rip above my hair, I felt something grab me under my armpits.
I imagined myself being lifted up to heaven by the arms of a goddess. (Le gasp! So Link is a feminine deity!)
I began to cough and splatter all the slime from my mouth as I felt my naked body being washed by the sunlight.
"Zelda, Zelda, can you wake up?" I heard a voice, a voice I knew well.
I opened my eyes and I saw Link holding me in his arms. I thought that I was dead until I felt the blankets on my bedroom floor touch my feet.
"Zelda, thank god you are alive." Link cried as he hugged me.
My arms slowly came around his waist as I hugged him back. I was starting to breathe faster as I began to remember what had happened to me.
"Link" I asked him. "How did you save me?"
I then looked at the side of my bed chamber to see a long muscle body of the snake dripping in green blood staining the mattress. I saw the head decapitated at the side. Funny thing is, they don't even clean the mess up before they have sex later (Ooh, sorry if I spoiled it for you. I'm sure you weren't expecting that.). So they are pretty much just fucking with the snake's body and blood right there on the bed with them. Maybe Link gets off on reptile carnage. Who knows?
"I saw your body slide down the snakes body" Link explained to me. "If I had not cut off its head to get you out then you would have been gone by now." (:promotes Link to the position of Captain Obvious.:)
"Thank you Link, Thank you for saving my life tonight." I cried in his arms as I was so thankful to still be alive.
This was probably the tenth time Link had ever saved my life and I was sure it would not be the last.
My sore arms slowly took Link's cap off and I slowly lifted his green shirt of to feel the skin to skin contact with him. So she still wants some even after being swallowed alive. What a skank.
"I love you Link." I whispered into his ear.
"I love you too Zelda." Link replied.
For that moment I felt so happy, I had finally confessed my love for Link and he felt the same in return.
I moved my arms around his neck as I deeply hugged my love of my life.
After hugging Link for so long, my body started to feel very weak.
The bite marks of the snake still were painful on my body and now I could feel them getting worse.
I collapsed on the ground as Link slowly let go of my frail body, he was surprised by my fall.
"Zelda!" he shouted to me. "What is happening?" "I don't know, jackass, it's not like a snake was trying to eat me or anything a few minutes ago!" I screeched back.
"The, bite marks, they are, still hurting me." I gasped.
I could not move my arms or legs, I felt that my hole body was made of stone.
"Don't worry Zelda, I have some red potion cream to rub over your wounds" Yay! The deus ex machina of SMEX!
Link then lifted my wounded body onto the bed and placed a pillow under my head.
My breathing began to get faster as I was not sure what was happening to me. I thought I was going to die again.
The snake's bites still stinging my fragile body, all I wanted was for the pain to go away.
I looked up to Link with only his tights on him, I came to the disturbing realization that he was completely lacking in the bulge department, he looked deep into my eyes.
"Listen Zelda, this may hurt a little but the pain will stop and you will feel better once I put the healing cream on you" (You know, a period isn't just something that happens to a chica once a month---actually, I bet the original author would have no idea what I'm speaking of. Anyway, there are so many periods missing from these sentences the fic ought to be metaphorically pregnant. Joys. Baby!smutfics.)
Link started at my ankles and suddenly, I felt some pain from the sores but they felt better as Link was rubbing the cream into my ankles. Then he was rubbing all over my legs right up to my thighs where the next lot of bite marks were.
I closed my eyes as Link started to rub the cream into my lower area around my belly where the third lot of bite marks were.
Then the hard part was the bite marks on my breasts (...her breasts were "on the lower area around her belly", o rly?). Link slowly dabbed the cream on my nipples.
"Oh Link" I gasped.
Link was not distracted my me as he applied some rubbing pressure onto my breasts. He was gentle as he started to rub around my nipple then slowly around my mounds around in a circle. (:reminds herself to never allow Doctor!Link to care for her if attacked by a snake, as he obviously ends up groping all his female patients:)
I then felt the pain go away but my lust had stayed (:headdesk:).I fluttered my eyes open to see the work Link had done on my body. I was completely happy to feel safe and revived from the creams magical effect.
Link looked deep into my eyes and asked.
"Is there anything I can do for you Zelda?"
A grin came to my face as I asked him one final request.
"Yes Link. Can you make love to me?" (WHORE:rips hair from head: STUPID, STUPID WHORE:goes raving off into the night:)
Link's face glowed red as I responded.
"Well, if you love me and I love you, then I feel it is the right thing to do. Except, of course, in this situation. Honestly, Zelly, you were swallowed by a snake and were practically raping yourself less than an hour ago. However, since you obviously have some pretty treacherous hormones and a take-no-prisoners sex drive, I feel as though I am forced to comply to your bizarre wishes. Besides, what good is a smut fic if it doesn't end with hot, sweaty smex?" Link said.
I nodded in agreement as Link slowly undid his tights and for the first time in my life, I saw Link naked. I was very disappointed and felt my arousal disappear instantly, because Link's size could be easily compared to a baby carrot.
Link moved himself on top of me and I closed my eyes once more.
'This is it' I thought. 'I'm finally going to make love with Link'
Link pressed his body against mine and I felt his baby carrot manhood go inside my vegetable garden me.
I gasped as I felt my barrier shatter inside me but my screams were muted by his loving kiss.
My tongue duelled with his tongue (WIZARD DUEL OMG) as Link started to move his body against mine.
"Oh Link" I murmured under his kiss.
My breasts were rubbing against his chest and I felt my swollen nipples (so she's lactating now, is she?) touch his hard flat nipples.
The sensation flowed through my body. Never in my life had I felt so complete. Sorry, Zelda. But this is your first time. You should NOT be this happy with it.
After a while, Link moved faster and faster on top of me.
I could feel something building up inside by body and it threaten to wash itself over me.
Link was rubbing my body hard and his chest began to squash my breasts. Shoo shoo.
I turned my head left to right as the sensation began to grow bigger, and larger inside me.
I felt like I was being swallowed again by the snake, only this time I could feel Link's body next to mine as he puffed and panted above me.
"Ugh, Link, ugh, Help" I gasped.
I could not control my emotions as I felt the snake swallowing us both.
"Hang on, ugh, Zelda, ugh, I'm coming." Link struggled for breath above me.
I moved my hips up as I felt myself bounce.
"Link, ugh, it's, ugh, the snake, UGH, swallowing, UGH, US!" (O rly? Seems to me that Zelda needs to be working on her obvious sexual issues rather than spending her free time fucking...) I cried painfully as I felt myself going over the edge. The traumatic memories were coming back to me but I knew that Link was here to protect me from the snake I imagined swallowing us.
"Don't worry, ugh, I love you, UGH, ZELDA!" Link shouted as he climaxed. (I would like to take this opportunity to ask the original author to SHUT UP with the effing onomatopeias! Do you know how annoying it is when they are saying "UGH!" a billion times in every sentence? Then again, that should probably be the least of my worries about this fic...)
"I love you too!" I screamed in one breath as I climaxed too.
Link's exhausted body fell on top of mine as we brought our heads together for one more passionate kiss.
"That was amazing!" I panted as we broke the kiss.
"To, me, you are, amazing." replied Link. Aw. How sweet of him.
As Link and I turned to the side and we both held our bodies together, one thing came though my mind.
"Link?" I asked him. "Did you just imagine what I thought you imagined when you made love to me?"
"You, mean the snake?" asked Link in return.
"I had the same fantasy going in my head too." I confessed. Ohemgee, they have the same fetishes. TRUE LOVE!
I felt that I was weird for thinking like that, especially since I was swallowed by one. But this felt like it was safe.
"Hey, Zelda?" Link asked to my face. "When we make live again, I would like it if you imagined that we were trapped in quicksand." (Kinky Linky:headdesk:)
I was surprised to hear Link say that. Fantasise about sinking in quicksand while having sex?
I then thought about what I fantasised when we made love a minute ago. I felt that if I could fantasise the sensations of being swallowed by a snake while we made love then it should not be too uncomfortable to fantasise about sinking into quicksand. (Congrats, you two are probably the only ones in the world to think of that while fucking. How does it feel to be so pathetic?)
I then felt my bed mattress getting softer and softer. I felt my whole body becoming light and I felt my legs, hips and even my chest begin to sink into the soft middle part of my bed.
"Maybe it is possible!" I said to Link as the feeling of slowly sinking into my bed became evident.
This was going to be the start of the best love making stage of my life as I slowly kissed Link on his lips. God, I feel really sorry for you then.