Damn stubborn computer not wanting to upload until I turned this into a text document. Ah, well, such is life. Anyway, I'm continuing in my winter-holiday tradition and making yet another carol-parody. This time it features everyone's favorite fox-thief, set to the song 'Silver Bells'. Enjoy!

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Grin is flashing, Yoko's passing
Stealing pile after pile
Of gold from the rich and the stupid.

Toddler's all pissed, hunters they miss
The thief as he goes,
And from every dark alley
You'll hear:

"Silver Tails, Silver Tails,
He'll rob the worlds of their pretties.
Jewels and rings.
Shiny things.
Soon he will steal them away."

Taking huge risks, just to get kicks.
And he takes them in style!
No one can beat Yoko
At his tricks.

All despairing, Koenma's failing,
To catch that Thief King,
And from within his big office
You'll hear:

"Silver Tails, Silver Tails,
He'll rob the worlds of their pretties.
Jewels and rings.
Shiny things.
Soon he will steal them away."

Finally gets home, flops down and groans,
As he puts up his feet.
The kitsune will chuckle to himself.

Holds up a jewel, smiles like a fool,
As the sun glistens through,
And from lungs sore from laughing, he'll purr,

"Silver Tails, Silver Tails,
I'll rob the worlds of their pretties.
Jewels and rings.
Shiny things.
See, they've been stolen away."