AN: Hi, everyone! Geez, I have alot of one-shots floating around. Anyway, I thought it might be better if I start to put them all in one place. Ta-da! I hope you like this one...it's pretty random...but SO J/C. Please reveiw!
Note: There's a glossary at the end...you're gonna need it. ;)
Disclaimer: OH NO! I JUST REMEMBERED! I don't own Jimmy Neutron!
Wordplay
Jimmy smiled. Placing his wrench on the ground, he wiped his hand on the dirty rag beside him. "I'm finished, guys!" He said, as his canine and human friends looked on. "The hovercar should be fully operational."
"At least something around here is."
He turned to the voice with a snarl, facing her. "What's that supposed to mean?" He said, folding his arms in defense.
"Exactly what it sounds like." The blonde replied, putting her hands on her hips. "It's not everyday that something in the Neutron household is fully functional." She said, taking a step closer.
"My inventions work just fine! Some of them might need…tweaking, but-" Jimmy was unable to finish his denial before she jumped back in.
"I wasn't talking about just your inventions," Cindy said, poking his head, "Mr. Brain-dead."
"Brain-dead?" Jimmy snarled, glaring at her.
She smiled, oh-so-innocently.
"Why you…insipid diminutive shoat!" Jimmy shouted. He grinned slightly, proud of his impressive vocabulary.
"Uh-oh." Sheen whispered, glancing at Carl, who returned his look. "Here we go."
"Uh!" Cindy exhaled disgustedly. "Well, you're just a surfeit bodacious miasmatic cheese-smelling simpleton!"
Jimmy's eyes grew.
"What's the matter, flaccid face? Think you're the only one with a substantial lexis?"
"Hmmfph! You're so inarticulate and hirsute you remind me of a flatulent simian!" Jimmy hissed back.
"You've never even seen a pretentious arthropoid!" Cindy replied, rolling her eyes.
"I have now." Jimmy smirked.
"I never-" Cindy growled.
"Get used to it, you preposterous demoniac asinine."
"You are such a pompous assemblage!"
"I'm the magisterial agglomeration!" Jimmy heaved back, his eyes getting as big as the words they were exchanging.
Sheen leaned over and whispered to Carl, "I would jump in right about now, but I don't know what they're saying."
Carl nodded in agreement.
"That's right!" Cindy yelled, shaking her fist at him. "And I have a proficient proclivity to chuck you to the moon!"
"Is that so? I didn't even know you had a medulla oblongata!"
"You just hasp your orifice."
"You first, you execrating ignoramus!"
"I've got so much malevolence and odium towards you!"
"Same here, you extensive corpulent posterior head!"
"" Cindy gasped- and, for two whole minutes after Jimmy had called Cindy a 'big fat butt head' in hefty terms, they glared lasers into each other.
A dog barked.
A cricket chirped.
Carl coughed.
"Hey," Cindy finally said, more calmly. "Wanna go into the municipality for some spumoni? It's absolutely searing out."
Jimmy looked up at the sky. "Yeah, that sounds good, actually." He nodded. "Hop in."
Cindy followed his direction, and with that, Jimmy kicked his hovercar into gear. As they watched the two leave, Sheen looked at Carl.
"What. Just. Happened?" He asked.
"I don't have any idea. It was all Greek to me." Carl said. Sheen scratched his head.
Goddard opened his screen, revealing a revelation: "No, that was English."
"Oh." Carl said, pausing to think that over. "Well, they would be a lot easier to listen to," He said, frowning, "if I knew how to speak English."
Sheen slapped his hand to his forehead. "You guys!" He said. "You're both wrong. Pht! Greek and English! Ha!"
Carl and Goddard looked at Sheen.
"They were speaking…" Sheen said, crouching down and whispering, "The language of loooooove."
Carl raised an eyebrow.
Goddard, had he had human eyes, would have found this an excellent opportunity to roll them. Being, however, only a robotic dog, he joined Carl in watching Sheen as he began manically laughing.
"Hmph." Carl finally said, petting Goddard. "I'll never understand my friends."
And Goddard, the super-computer brain built by a genius, could only agree.
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Glossary:
Shoat: PigSurfeit: stuffed full
Bodacious: Unrestrained; unstoppable
Miasmatic: Simpleton: Idiot
Flaccid: Opposite of firm; liquidy
Lexis: Vocabulary
Inarticulate: Unable to talk
Hirsute: Hairy
Flatulent: Farts all the time
Simian: Ape or monkey
Pretentious: Vain
Anthropoid: Primate; monkey
Preposterous: Silly; ridiculous
Demoniac: Possessed
Asinine: Insanely foolish
Pompous: Stuck-up
Assemblage: Pile
Magisterial: Like a tyrant
Agglomeration: A jumbled mass
Proficient: Got the skills
Proclivity: inclination
Medulla Oblongata: Part of the brain
Hasp: Fasten; shut
Orifice: Mouth
Execrating: Evil; repugnant
Ignoramus: Idiot
Malevolence: Wishing evil on others
Odium: Hate and disgust
Extensive: Never-ending; large
Corpulent: Fat
Posterior Head: Butt head
Municipality: Urban area; town
Spumoni: Ice Cream