No, I do not own Gorillaz, for the final time no!

He gasped at the person in front of the door, there stood a woman with greasy black hair and crooked teeth, she gave 2-D a big hug and said in a high-pitched voice

"Stuart! Baby!" and with that she gave him a kiss on the lips, 2-D just stared wide eyed before shaking his head.

"Wot are you doin' 'ere?" he asked as the woman smiled, taking a cigarette from her purse, lighting it, making her way into the manor.

"Oh I'm just visiting, baby!" she took a puff of her cigarette, looking towards the door.

"Vladimir! Vincent! Get your arses in 'ere!"

"Why should we?" came an emotionless, cool remark as the woman stared evilly at the door.

"Because I am your mum! And you 'ave to do wot I say!" 2-D shook his head and opened his mouth in shock, the woman saw this and twirled her finger around his chest.

"They would've been your boys but…" she stopped when heavy footsteps entered the manor, there stood two identical 15 year old boys with the same greasy black hair as the woman and dark brown eyes. They both wore a camouflage shirt, a pair of khaki shorts, and large punk boots with spikes sticking out of the buckle of them.

"2-D, baby." The woman began, "These are my boys, Vladimir and Vincent."

"I guess you're the infamous 2-D…" one of the twins said in an unemotionally way as the other twin smirked.

"Mum talks about you a lot." Said the other unemotional twin (basically their voices sound like Akito's English voice from Kodocha (Some episodes are on youtube look up the English dubbed ones, you'll get an idea of what their voices sound like)).

"Indeed I do." The woman said, smiling at 2-D as she puffed on her cigarette again.

"2-D?" Noodle began as she looked over at the woman, "is that…Paula?" the woman gave one of her hideous smiles and squealed.

"In the flesh!"

"Actually…" one of the twins began, "Her name isn't really Paula."

"It's crack whore." The other twin finished as Paula gave them a dirty look, taking her heel off, throwing it at them; having them dodge the shoe, a smoker's laugh could be heard as Murdoc walked into the room.

"That's meh boys!" he exclaimed giving the twins a pat on the back as they gave him an evil glare.

"Don't tell us. You're Murdoc, our biological father." 2-D stood in a gape as Noodle gasped, Murdoc just gave them evil glares.

"Wot'd you expect? The whore comes fucking me in place o' 2-D and get her arse cheggers!" Murdoc chuckled slightly, "I made a lotta whores cheggers actually."

"And don't tell us, you don't pay child support…"

"I DO TOO!" Murdoc snapped at one of the twins as they gave him evil glares.

"Hey crack whore!" One of the twins snapped at Paula as their mother gave an evil glare.

"It's mum, Vladimir, and wot is it?"

"And it's Vincent, crack whore…you call yourself our mum?"

"I love you boys!" Murdoc exclaimed as the twins glared at him.

"And you're a man whore with a really small dick."

"I 'ate you boys!" Murdoc mumbled as he walked away from his sons, another knock on the door erupted as Noodle answered it, she gulped and looked at the floor, tears streaming down her cheeks, she took a deep breath and greeted the man.

"Konnichiwa shihaisha." Noodle said as the man glared

"Dare desuka?"

"Huh?" Noodle asked as the man glared some more.

"WHO IS THE FATHER?"

Noodle's eyes then showed fear; she held her stomach in fear, hoping that this was all just a dream, a horrid dream.

"Because I know it's not Kaz's."

Noodle just showed heavier tears, 2-D then walked over to Noodle looking at her then the man then at her again…

"Wot's going on?" he asked as Noodle looked over towards him, hugging him

"Don't tell me this rat is the father! What a terrible future for you, Noriko…"

"It's Noodle!"

"Nani?"

"I said my name is Noodle!"

"Your name is Noriko! Noriko Okinawa!" the man came eye to eye with Noodle.

"We will get rid of that infant, and we will make you have Kazuhiko's child even if it's the last thing we do!" and with that the man walked out of the house with an evil eye, shutting the door, Noodle grasped 2-D's shirt and cried in his chest.

"They've found me...after years of hiding they found me..."

"Who wos that?" Murdoc asked as Noodle wiped away some of her tears.

"The secret Japanese government, you see when I was born I was automatically trained to be strong for the military, Kazuhiko...the man I'm supposed to marry, was also trained, if I had a child with him he or she would be the secret weapon of the government..." Murdoc stood in agape, Paula's cigarette dropped to the floor, Vladimir and Vincent just stood there with no emotion, and 2-D just stood there dumbfounded with out a word to say.

"They speak English?" 2-D asked as Noodle jumped him.

"WHO CARES 2-D I AM TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT!"

2-D jumped about 10 feet in the air and looked at Noodle with a terrified look.

"Wot? Wot are we talking about?"

"I AM TALKING ABOUT HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS RUINING MY LIFE!"

"Ruining your life?"

"UGH! You don't listen very well!" Noodle started to pace back and forth very angrily, clenching her fists, "And what's worse is Kaz is coming back!"

"Who's Kaz?" 2-D asked as Noodle punched the wall.

"THE MAN I AM SUPPOSED TO MARRY!"

"B-but...you said you'd marry meh! You cheater!"

"You don't understand!" Noodle took deep breaths to calm herself down as she fanned herself.

"Listen closely 2-D...I had an arranged marriage, I'm still going to marry you...I want to leave the manor after the wedding and live somewhere, somewhere they can't find us." 2-D stood stupidly for a few moments before blurting out...

"I live in a giant bucket." Noodle just slapped her head and shook it

"Er… ok… no you don't!"

"I 'ave to get home! I 'ave to sweep the floor!" 2-D ran frantically out of Kong and down the streets, Noodle began chasing after him.

"2-D! I was talking about something important! And you don't live in a bucket!" 2-D stopped dead in his tracks he looked left and right and pondered.

"Noodle luv, which way do I live?"

"2-D," Noodle began a bit aggravated "you don't live in a giant bucket!"

"I don't?"

"No!"

2-D had a confused look on his face looking at the giant bucket that lied in the street corner; 2-D slowly walked towards it and opened the door, only to be chased out by angry squirrels throwing nuts at him.

"Noodle, they took me home!"

"2-D, you do not live in a giant bucket, now let's go home, our real home."

And with that Noodle dragged 2-D back into the manor and sat him on the settee; she turned the telly on having him dazed by a zombie movie.

ohhh end of this chapter, but don't worry, chap 7 is on its waaaaaaay! Review! PLEASE!