this is a pathetic short story. its not even funny. but what ever. i made this up at school cuz i was bored, and it was funny then...i just dont want to forget it so i made it into a small story. you dont have to review it

Chapter One

Little Sasuke at the age of 6 walked through the bloody doors of the Uchiha house. He saw his parents' bodies lie on the ground.

Slowly he walked up to the figures, and saw a shadow figure standing above him. Itachi Uchiha.

Itachi smirked. "So..foolish little brother..." he siad.

Sasuke took out a cookie from his pocket. He reached it out to Itachi and simled the most adorable simle ever. "Do you want a cookie?" he asked politley.

Itachi raisen an eyebrow. "What..No..I dont want a stupid cookie. I just killed our parents..."

Sauske took a bit out of the cookie. He reached it out again. "Um...do you want a cookie?" he asked again.

Itachi activated his eyes. "I dont want a cookie! I hate you!" he said angrily. Sasuke gazed into his brother's red eyes. "Whats that?" he asked pointing at his eyes.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "Its called the sharingan." he said.

Sasuke had a cute confused face. "What?" Itachi chook his head. "Never mind...your really annoying...Im going to kill you..."

Sasuke took another bite. "Um...do you want a cookie?" he asked. Itachi grabbed his head and ran to the window.

"I DONT WANT A FRICKEN COOKIE DAM IT! Your driving me insane!" Itachi said.

Sasuke finially finished the cookie and smiled. "Im driving me insane too!" he said happily.

Itachi's eye twictched. "At least hes done the stupid cookie..." he muttered.

Sasuke reached into his pocket and took out a bigger cookie. He reached it out to Itachi. Not done yet. Do you want a cookie?" he asked AGAIN.

Itachi ran to the door and glared back at Sasuke. He opened it. Tons of cookies fell down onto Itachi.

After a while of searching his way out, Itachi's head sticked out of the pile of cookies.

Sasuke walked up to Itachi and smiled. "I have lots of cookies. Mommy would always give me one when I put on my socks!"

Itachi sighed. "Spolied brat..." he said. Sasuke just sniffed for some reason, and took another bite out of his cookie.

Itachi got out of the cookie pile and walked to the window. He turned around and stared at Sasuke.

Sasuke tilted his head in confusion. "Do you want a cookie?..." he asked. Itachi was annoyed and probably insane.

"I DONT WANT YOUR COOKIES. I HATE COOKIES! Good bye Sasuke." he siad and jumped out the window.

(a/n: wut a stupid way to die. i suck)

Sasuke looked out the window and saw his brother dead on the ground. Little Sasuke...at the age of 6...killed his brother from insanity...wow...

Sasuke shrugged. "I guess he didnt want a cookie..."

(a/n:i added the next part at home...)

Sasuke walked out, and saw Kakashi. Kakashi stared at Sasuke. "What happened it there? I saw your brother fall out of the window..." Kakashi said.

Sasuke made a grumpy face. "He just doesnt like cookies!" he said. Kakashi sighed. They were walking somewhere. I dont know where, just walking.

Sasuke was getting tired of the silence between them. "Um...do you want a cookie?" he asked. He took out ANOTHER cookie and held it out to Kakashi.

Kakashi sighed. "Okay..." he said. He reached out for the cookie, but Sasuke brought it back to him and bit it. "No..this is mine. Go get your own." he said.

Kakashi rolled his eyes. "Geez Sasuke. Im going to make that a special jutsu for you. Insane cookie attack no jutsu."

Sasuke smiled. "Do you want a cookie?" he asked. Kakashi's eye twitched. "Sasuke...why do you ask that, and if I say yes, you dont give it?" he asked annoyed.

Sasuke shrugged. "Well...um...do you want a cookie?" not knowing anything to say other than that.

Kakashi smacked his fore head.

That 'accident' happened at 1:00...Sasuke is cursed with that cookie ness.

7 years later... Sasuke,Sakura, and Naruto are walking in the forest on a mission. By the way... its 12:59...

Sasuke had his hand in his pockets. Sakura walked up to Sasuke and blushed. "Um...Sasuke-kun, do you want to go out?" she asked.

Sasuke glared at her. "Your annoying. And weak. Go away." he said. Sakura was used to it, but still felt upset.

Naruto walked over to them, and grinned at Sakura. "Dont mine Sasuke bastard, I will go out with you!" he said.

Sakura smiled nervously. "Um...no thanks Naruto..but I guess we can eat some ramen later..." she sighed.

Sasuke stopped. A cookie was on the ground. It was 1:00. "No..." he muttered. He picked up the cookie and bit it.

Sakura and Naruto caught up with Sasuke. "Hey Sasuke bastard-" Naruto said. He stopped.

Sasuke Uchiha. The Uchiha was smiling. Sakura blushed. She waved her hand infront of his face. "Um...Sasuke...are you okay?" she asked.

Sasuke nodded, and held out the cookie to Sakura. "Do you want a cookie?" he asked. Not in the mean cold mature voice he has, but the old Sasuke's voice as a 6 year old child.

Sakura screamed in joy. "OMG! Sasuke your voice is SO CUTE! I COULD LISTEN TO YOU TALK ALL DAY!"

Naruto's eye twitched. "I would die hearing that voice all day. Coming from a body like yours..."

Sauske looked from Sakura to Naruto like a confused child. "Um...do you want a cookie?" he asked again.

Naruto sighed. "Sure...why not?" Sauske brought the cookie back to him like before. "No! This is mine! Go get your own. My mommy makes really good ones." he said.

Naruto and Sakura looked at each other. Sakura put a hand on Sasuke's shoulder. "Sasuke...your parents are dead..." she said quietly.

Sasuke looked at Sakura. He smiled. "No! My mommy makes these cookies!" he said happily.

Sakura sighed. Naruto poked Sasuke. "Whoa...Sakura, lets take advantage of this moment..." Naruto smiled evily.

Sakura smiled evily too. "After all the times he said no to me, SURE!" So the two gueniens and the Sasuke that is supposed to be cool, but now is an annoying cookie brat, walked out to the city of Konoha...

a/n: man this story will probably send soon... review if you want. i know its lame