Author's note: Yeah, I know I haven't posted anything in a while. I'm completely overwhelmed by school, the holidays and unfinished projects for anyone who cares to know. But I've had this idea rolling around in my head and just HAD to do a Christmas special. I know others have done funky new lyrics to good 'ol Christmas carols, but I swear I came up with this idea before I saw theirs!

So...annoy your friends, disturb your family, entertain yourself in the shower, I hope y'all have fun with these lyrics; they're for you to enjoy. I Have many more songs in mind, so expect more this and hopefully this will be my little Christmas thing for many years to come.

So, whatever you celebrate, Happy Holidays!

Disclaimer: I do not own the guys, or any one else mentioned in this song. I do not have a record deal and am not making any money off this song, but I will annoy anyone within twnty yards of me by singing it over and over and over and over and over again...I encourage you to do the same!

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Deck the Halls

Fill the streets with Purple dragon
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Knock 'em out cuz they are felons
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Donnie hits, while Raphie slashes
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Leo will slice while Mikey bashes
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

The foot are headed by the Shredder
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Who we agree is better dead-er
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
So the turtles go defeat him
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
send him to an asteroid and just leave him
Fa la la la la, la la la la

And it gets only better
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
His armor's now a paper shredder
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We use it to make confetti
Fa la la la la, la la la la
So crooks can't steal you identity
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

;-D