This is Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...Charmed style. I don't own either show by the way, because I am just not that lucky.
This is just humor...so... =)
REGIS:
Hello and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Tonight's show is a very special show. We've got the great people of Charmed over here, although most of them are only filling the seats, some of them will make it to the hot seat.
PHOEBE:
Can I use a lifeline?
REGIS:
The show hasn't even started yet.
PHOEBE:
Oh.
REGIS:
Anyway, put the following in numbers in order from least to greatest. One, Four, Two, and Three. And the one who got it in the fastest time was...nobody. Oh come on. Doesn't anyone know? Alright, alright. I'll make this easy. Whoever can spell your name raise your hand.
[Crickets chirping]
REGIS:
Nobody? Alright. Well, Phoebe why don't you just come over to the hot seat then. Phoebe? Yes that's you dear. Come on.
[Phoebe sits in the hot seat.]
PHOEBE:
That's funny. It doesn't even feel warm to me.
REGIS:
Okay. Let's just get this over with. Who were Rocky and Bullwinkle? A: Cartoon Characters - B: Pop Stars - C: Drug Addicts - D: Demons.
PHOEBE:
Um...I so wanna say C, but I think I'll go with A.
REGIS:
Amazingly, that is correct. For our $200 question. What is your boyfriends name? A: Clue - B: Connie - C: Cole - D: Cale.
PHOEBE:
Wait, wait. I think I know this one. Um...uh.
[Phoebe turns to Cole.]
COLE(sighs):
It's C.
[Phoebe turns back to Regis, smiling.]
PHOEBE:
His name is C. Thanks, C.
REGIS:
Despite your attempt to lose the game, you've actually managed to get it correct. Now onto the $300 question. No, that one's too difficult. Not that one either...okay this one. What do ducks say? A: Woof - B: Meow - C: Grrrr - D: Quack.
PHOEBE:
I'm just glad we had cats and dogs. That elimainates A and C. So...D? No, B. No, D. D. I choose D.
REGIS:
That is correct! No, for the $500 question. When is Prue's birthday? A: June 18th - B: March 5th - C: Who the hell cares? - D: I don't know.
PHOEBE:
Oh yes! I know in my heart it will always be C, but D. D! D!
REGIS:
For the love of pie, you actually got it correct. Now for a commercial break...
STEPHANIE18:
Not so fast Regis. This is my show right now, so continue or I'll let the bunnies after you.
REGIS:
No...no...not the bunnies!!
[Regis recollects himself...and changes his soiled pants.]
REGIS:
Okay. Now it is time for your $1,000 question. Who of the following is not an enemy of Batman? A: Catwoman - B: The Penquin - C: The Joker - D: Shaq.
PHOEBE:
Um...uh...
LEO:
Oh for God's sake, the answer is D!
PHOEBE:
I'm going to go with my hunch and say D.
REGIS:
Yeah, that's the right answer. Yip-freakin'-ee. Now for the $2,000 question. Is there a current five dollar bill? A: Yes - B: No - C: Don't Pick This One - D: Not This One Either.
PHOEBE:
I would like to use a lifeline.
REGIS:
Yeah, whatever.
PHOEBE:
Phone a friend. Hey, C, come over here.
[Cole gets up and walks over to look at the screen.]
REGIS:
I'm not sure that's...oh nevermind.
[Regis takes a flask from his pocket and takes a swig.]
PHOEBE:
Okay, I'm ready. I'm going to say A.
REGIS:
Yep. That's right. For your $4,000 question. You've got two lifelines, so...nevermind. Pepsi is a what? A: Soda - B: Painkiller - C: Alcoholic Beverage - D: A Supermodel.
PHOEBE:
Hmm...I was thinking cheese product, but that's not up there, so I'll say...A.
REGIS:
Right. Blah, blah, blah...$8,000 question. Who am I? A: Regis - B: Batman - C: An annoying game show host with too many TV shows - D: A weatherman.
PHOEBE:
C! C! C!
REGIS:
I'm sorry, that's...correct?! Oh come on...
STEPHANIE18:
Bunnies, Regis. Bunnies. And I'm the one writing this, so just give her the $8,000.
REGIS:
F-f-fine! The $16,000 question. What is your last name? A: Jones - B: Halliwell - C: Moron - D: Red.
PHOEBE:
Um...erm...B?
REGIS:
Yeah...that's it. And you've got two lifelines left. Blah, blah, blah. $32,000 question. What is your oldest sisters name? A: Billsabub - B: Fruit - C: Bob - D: Prue.
PHOEBE:
I want to phone a friend.
REGIS:
You can't.
PHOEBE:
Please? Please. Please.
REGIS:
Yeah, fine. Go ahead.
[Phoebe takes out her cellphone, and dials a number. Prue's cellphone starts to ring.]
PRUE:
Hello?
PHOEBE:
Prue, this is Phoebe. You'll never guess where I am.
PRUE:
Um...Hawaii?
PHOEBE:
No.
PRUE:
Nevada?
[Regis takes off his tie and starts to fasten it like a noose.]
PHOEBE:
No. I'm in the hot seat on that show where you win that money. Anyway, Prue, what's your name?
PRUE:
Well, I would go with C: Bob, but I think you should go with D. Bye.
PHOEBE:
Bye. Regis, I choose D.
REGIS:
Yeah. That's right. Anyway, $64,000 question. What is your name? A: Tony Danza - B: That girl that played whatsherface in that Pie movie - C: Phoebe Halliwell - D: Freddie Prinze Jr.
PHOEBE:
Uh...can I have a 50/50?
REGIS:
Sure. Computer take away two answers leaving only one wrong answer and the right answer.
COMPUTER:
Do it your damn self.
REGIS:
Fine. Phoebe Halliwell, your choices are B: That girl that played whatsherface in that Pie movie or C: Phoebe Halliwell.
PHOEBE:
Um...B?
REGIS:
Holy checkers. No, I'm sorry. That is incorrect. Your name is Phoebe Halliwell. Yes. Hard to believe isn't it? Well, at least you get to go home with $32,000.
PHOEBE:
I don't know the way home.
REGIS:
This is what we've been reduced too. Join us next time to watch another one of these morons try to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
[Janitor turns out the lights.]
REGIS:
We're still here.
STEPHANIE18:
Look out Regis! There's a bunnie behind you!
[Regis runs away screaming.]
STEPHANIE18:
Heh heh. See you later folks!
THE END
This is just humor...so... =)
REGIS:
Hello and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Tonight's show is a very special show. We've got the great people of Charmed over here, although most of them are only filling the seats, some of them will make it to the hot seat.
PHOEBE:
Can I use a lifeline?
REGIS:
The show hasn't even started yet.
PHOEBE:
Oh.
REGIS:
Anyway, put the following in numbers in order from least to greatest. One, Four, Two, and Three. And the one who got it in the fastest time was...nobody. Oh come on. Doesn't anyone know? Alright, alright. I'll make this easy. Whoever can spell your name raise your hand.
[Crickets chirping]
REGIS:
Nobody? Alright. Well, Phoebe why don't you just come over to the hot seat then. Phoebe? Yes that's you dear. Come on.
[Phoebe sits in the hot seat.]
PHOEBE:
That's funny. It doesn't even feel warm to me.
REGIS:
Okay. Let's just get this over with. Who were Rocky and Bullwinkle? A: Cartoon Characters - B: Pop Stars - C: Drug Addicts - D: Demons.
PHOEBE:
Um...I so wanna say C, but I think I'll go with A.
REGIS:
Amazingly, that is correct. For our $200 question. What is your boyfriends name? A: Clue - B: Connie - C: Cole - D: Cale.
PHOEBE:
Wait, wait. I think I know this one. Um...uh.
[Phoebe turns to Cole.]
COLE(sighs):
It's C.
[Phoebe turns back to Regis, smiling.]
PHOEBE:
His name is C. Thanks, C.
REGIS:
Despite your attempt to lose the game, you've actually managed to get it correct. Now onto the $300 question. No, that one's too difficult. Not that one either...okay this one. What do ducks say? A: Woof - B: Meow - C: Grrrr - D: Quack.
PHOEBE:
I'm just glad we had cats and dogs. That elimainates A and C. So...D? No, B. No, D. D. I choose D.
REGIS:
That is correct! No, for the $500 question. When is Prue's birthday? A: June 18th - B: March 5th - C: Who the hell cares? - D: I don't know.
PHOEBE:
Oh yes! I know in my heart it will always be C, but D. D! D!
REGIS:
For the love of pie, you actually got it correct. Now for a commercial break...
STEPHANIE18:
Not so fast Regis. This is my show right now, so continue or I'll let the bunnies after you.
REGIS:
No...no...not the bunnies!!
[Regis recollects himself...and changes his soiled pants.]
REGIS:
Okay. Now it is time for your $1,000 question. Who of the following is not an enemy of Batman? A: Catwoman - B: The Penquin - C: The Joker - D: Shaq.
PHOEBE:
Um...uh...
LEO:
Oh for God's sake, the answer is D!
PHOEBE:
I'm going to go with my hunch and say D.
REGIS:
Yeah, that's the right answer. Yip-freakin'-ee. Now for the $2,000 question. Is there a current five dollar bill? A: Yes - B: No - C: Don't Pick This One - D: Not This One Either.
PHOEBE:
I would like to use a lifeline.
REGIS:
Yeah, whatever.
PHOEBE:
Phone a friend. Hey, C, come over here.
[Cole gets up and walks over to look at the screen.]
REGIS:
I'm not sure that's...oh nevermind.
[Regis takes a flask from his pocket and takes a swig.]
PHOEBE:
Okay, I'm ready. I'm going to say A.
REGIS:
Yep. That's right. For your $4,000 question. You've got two lifelines, so...nevermind. Pepsi is a what? A: Soda - B: Painkiller - C: Alcoholic Beverage - D: A Supermodel.
PHOEBE:
Hmm...I was thinking cheese product, but that's not up there, so I'll say...A.
REGIS:
Right. Blah, blah, blah...$8,000 question. Who am I? A: Regis - B: Batman - C: An annoying game show host with too many TV shows - D: A weatherman.
PHOEBE:
C! C! C!
REGIS:
I'm sorry, that's...correct?! Oh come on...
STEPHANIE18:
Bunnies, Regis. Bunnies. And I'm the one writing this, so just give her the $8,000.
REGIS:
F-f-fine! The $16,000 question. What is your last name? A: Jones - B: Halliwell - C: Moron - D: Red.
PHOEBE:
Um...erm...B?
REGIS:
Yeah...that's it. And you've got two lifelines left. Blah, blah, blah. $32,000 question. What is your oldest sisters name? A: Billsabub - B: Fruit - C: Bob - D: Prue.
PHOEBE:
I want to phone a friend.
REGIS:
You can't.
PHOEBE:
Please? Please. Please.
REGIS:
Yeah, fine. Go ahead.
[Phoebe takes out her cellphone, and dials a number. Prue's cellphone starts to ring.]
PRUE:
Hello?
PHOEBE:
Prue, this is Phoebe. You'll never guess where I am.
PRUE:
Um...Hawaii?
PHOEBE:
No.
PRUE:
Nevada?
[Regis takes off his tie and starts to fasten it like a noose.]
PHOEBE:
No. I'm in the hot seat on that show where you win that money. Anyway, Prue, what's your name?
PRUE:
Well, I would go with C: Bob, but I think you should go with D. Bye.
PHOEBE:
Bye. Regis, I choose D.
REGIS:
Yeah. That's right. Anyway, $64,000 question. What is your name? A: Tony Danza - B: That girl that played whatsherface in that Pie movie - C: Phoebe Halliwell - D: Freddie Prinze Jr.
PHOEBE:
Uh...can I have a 50/50?
REGIS:
Sure. Computer take away two answers leaving only one wrong answer and the right answer.
COMPUTER:
Do it your damn self.
REGIS:
Fine. Phoebe Halliwell, your choices are B: That girl that played whatsherface in that Pie movie or C: Phoebe Halliwell.
PHOEBE:
Um...B?
REGIS:
Holy checkers. No, I'm sorry. That is incorrect. Your name is Phoebe Halliwell. Yes. Hard to believe isn't it? Well, at least you get to go home with $32,000.
PHOEBE:
I don't know the way home.
REGIS:
This is what we've been reduced too. Join us next time to watch another one of these morons try to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
[Janitor turns out the lights.]
REGIS:
We're still here.
STEPHANIE18:
Look out Regis! There's a bunnie behind you!
[Regis runs away screaming.]
STEPHANIE18:
Heh heh. See you later folks!
THE END