(Sung to the tune of "We Three Kings")

(Inspired by Rurouni Kenshin, which we don't own.)

We Ten swords of Shishio are,

Across Japan we've traveled afar.

Slashing, burning, stealing, killing,

Searching for the cross-shaped scar.

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Mount Hiei by day,

Kyoto by night,

Shishio's flame

Is burning bright.

Not a nice guy,

He'll kill Battousai,

With Mugenjin's fiery light.

I am Yumi, Shishio's wife.

I guarded him, thought I'd saved his life.

But he betrayed me, and he did slay me.

Then exploded, to my great strife.

Chorus.

I am Soujiro, Heaven's Sword.

With my ten-ken I served my lord.

"The weak are meat, the strong shall eat"
Shishio's law is the only true Word.

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I am Hoji, the right hand man.

Rengoku was my perfect plan.

While Shishio died, I was left alive,

I was Shishio's number one fan! (insert fan girl squeal here)

Chorus