Yoda and tequila

it is a quite night we find anakin skywalker walking the streets when all of a sudden a man had just robed some women anakin runs after the man

anakin:stop! get back

as anakin call out the man keeps running. going through a crowd he sneeks in to a night anakin follows him in. anakin see's the guy and use his force pull

guy:what the fuck are you doing muthafucker

anakin:shut up

anakin then punches the guy in the face knocking him the police came and took the guy to jail. as anakin is about to leave he notced some people chatting go go go go anakin went to go see what was going on. anakin was shocked of what he saw. it was master yoda dacing with stripers and drink a bottle of tequila.

yoda:oh yes shack that ass

girls:heee

anakin:master yoda what are doing

yoda:oh fuck!

yoda was shocked to see anakin. no jedi new that yoda would do this

yoda: oh skywalker what are you doing hear

anakin:what am i doing hear you ask what are you doing. and this against the code of the jedi

yoda: look anakin come with me and i will exeplain

as yoda gets off the stage anakin starts to follow him to a backroom the back room looks like it is resrved for yoda. in the room you find hoes every were

anakin: so master start explaining

yoda: well you see skywalker i come hear to un wind to have some fucking fun it all happed 2 years a ago when by accaidit i drank a whole bottle of tequila i was drunk as fuck i was cussing fuck hoes doing crazy shit that jedi do not do but i relized i berly remaber any of it and what i dont rember does't hert me or others

anakin:so you saying i can have bear and do crazy shit

yoda:no bear is not good does not get you drunk drink tequila then it is ok

anakin:i see if i drink alot of tequila i can do crazy shit and have sex with girls

yoda:yes but the girls must be hoes like these bitches up hear because with hoes you dont feel love for them

anakin:ok then give me that tequila

see in the next chapter when anakin drinks tequila