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The Blooper Chapter!
Foul-Fowl
He narrowed his eyes slightly, putting a hand to his chin. He snapped his fingers, then, bending his arms, flapped them up and down. She frowned, completely confused.
"I'm romantically involved with a big chick-en…" She bent her head down as a smile spread over her face. Wykkyd silently giggled back, shaking his head.
Take Two
He narrowed his eyes slightly, putting a hand to his chin. He snapped his fingers, then, bending his arms, flapped them up and down. She frowned, completely confused.
"I'm romanti-!" She bit her lip as giggles bubbled out of her, and, squeezing her eyes shut, shook her head as Wykkyd leant back, his hands over his eyes in silent chuckles.
Take Three
He narrowed his eyes slightly, putting a hand to his chin. He snapped his fingers, then, bending his arms, flapped them up and down. Her mouth twitched as she stared at him, her shoulders shaking from pent up chuckles. Wykkyd slapped himself on the knee as he bent forward in hysterics.
"Look, I'm sorry-! I'm sorry!" She apologised to the off-stage crew- "It's just- his face! It's just-! A-ha-ha-hah!" -until she lapsed into giggles again.
Teleporting
Whoof.
She span round, snapping her arm out, instantly switching her leg positions, face set in a triumphant-
Wykkyd was squat down, eyes crossed, tongue out and mouth open, hands twisted in a silent groan.
She kept a straight face for a few seconds before bending forward, sniggering, her hands on her knees.
Meeting the boss
Robin, on the other hand, hadn't moved yet, arms folded and gaze focused on Raven, with occasional glares at the villain, Wykkyd.
"So…" Robin asked Raven, narrowing his mask-eyes slightly. "We meet again, Mr Bond…" He added, changing his arm positions as if to stroke an imaginary cat. Wykkyd was the first one to crack up, followed shortly by Raven, then Robin himself.
"Ok, Ok sorry- sorry!" He snickered, holding a hand up to the cameraman. "Ok, Ok- Do it for real, now! Sorry!"
Take Two
"I don't know how it happened." Raven said monotonously as the aura vanished. "Kyd was on the museum roof, just looking in. Nothing more." She added, as Robin seemed to be ready to give him an evil look. "And we- sorry, I- I… I'm sorry, is that a plane or something?" She giggled, looking up as a roaring sound grew louder and louder above them.
Take Three
"Y'know, this would've been a lot easier if you'd just told me in the first place instead of me- Um, what're you smiling about?" He added, raising an eyebrow at the grin covering her face.
"Ppft- Ahem, nothing…" She said, trying to straighten her face as Wykkyd flapped his folded arms up and down behind Robin. She scrunched her nose up at him and waved him away with her free hand. Wykkyd stuck his tongue out as Robin turned around.
There was a moment's pause.
Wykkyd's hands flew to his mouth in shock as he realised his mistake, eyes wide, as Robin lowered his head, his shoulders shaking with laughter.
Wrong Number
A figure appeared out of nowhere on the top of the museum. Wykkyd looked towards the tower guiltily, and then examined the locks on the top, activating his new H.I.V.E communicator.
"Hello, City Morgue! You stab 'em, we slab 'em!" Jinx's giggling voice called out. Wykkyd leant his head forward and silently cackled, beating his fist on the rooftop.
Whoops!
"Knock it off." She turned sharply round and started marching slightly, head down. Kyd Wykkyd, at this point, was concerned about her, so walked forward to catch her up and tapped her smartly on the shoulder.
"I said knock IT OFF!" She yelled savagely, whipping her head round-
KLUNK!
"Argh!" She groaned loudly, grabbing the side of her head as pain throbbed through her temple. Wykkyd mirrored her, gritting his teeth as giggles escaped him.
"Ooh! Oh! Ok, you alright?" Raven giggled, taking Wykkyd by the upper arm. He nodded, rubbing his temple.
Mattress thief
Wykkyd blinked owlishly. He turned his head to stare at Raven, surprised by her rather odd behaviour. She folded her arms challengingly, a smug smile on her face and an eyebrow raised. The words 'C'mon then…' seemed to yell at Wykkyd from her body pose.
He narrowed his eyes and raised his eyebrows in reply, mirroring her body position. He lifted one hand and blatantly poked her back in the upper arm. She raised her eyebrows in mock annoyance, then poked him right back on the upper arm. He poked her back, his mouth twitching.
Raven grinned back, unfolding her arms and poke first with one finger, then the other, switching hands and speeding up until he was forced to retaliate, poking furiously until they both broke out into giggles, Wykkyd shaking his head as Raven batted him with her hands, helpless with laughter.
Take Two
Before they knew it, they were in a full-on poking match, their previous scuffle long forgotten. Shielding his face, Wykkyd, laughing loudly-but-silently, inched forward, hooking his foot round Raven's ankle, then twitching sharply. She yelped as she fell back onto a free mattress, laughing aloud as she tied to shove Kyd Wykkyd off her, who had pounced on her, poking her wherever he could. Then the tables turned, for, with a flick of her hips, she rolled over, but she, unfortunately, didn't reckon on where the edge of the mattress was, and, yelping, the pair fell down between the gaps in the beds.
"Aagh!" She giggled, waving a free hand in the air. "Little-! Little help here ple-ea-hahahah!" The off-screen lapsed into laughter as a set-hand or two ran on, tugging at her arm. "Ok, ok wait- Ow! Ow! You're on my foot! You're on my foot!"
Take Three
Wykkyd's silent laughter continued as he vainly struggled to get away. He glanced down, at his waist, then, strangely, his laughter subsided into a look of mock shock. Raven frowned slightly, puzzled at why he had stopped. He grinned, then nodded down at his waist. She looked down.
She was sat, straddling Wykkyd by his waist, her legs either side of his body. She glanced back up to see him raise his eyebrows, curling his fingers as he pawed at her. Her face cracked into a smile as she giggled loudly, playfully hitting his chest with her fist as he grinned up at her.
Take Four
Wykkyd's silent laughter continued as he vainly struggled to get away. He glanced down, at his waist, then, strangely, his laughter subsided into a look of mock shock. Raven frowned slightly, puzzled at why he had stopped. He grinned, then nodded down at his waist. She looked down.
She was sat, straddling Wykkyd by his waist, her legs either side of his body. She glanced back up in time to see him lean forward and peck her on the lips. She leant up, clamping her hands to her mouth in shock, flushing slightly, as Wykkyd laughed silently, pointing off set to where Beast-Boy was doubled up with laughter, slapping his knees.
"Brilliant!" He added, taking a $50 bill out of his pocket. "You should've seen her face! Ah-hah-h-! Uh-oh!" He yelped, tuning on the spot and running away as Raven shot after him, growling loudly.
Not so Graceful…
Wykkyd frowned up at her, pulling himself to his feet and straightening his cloak. She might have been as silent as a cobra and twice ad deadly, but she had an annoying sense of humour.
She placed her hands on the balcony railing, unhooked her feet and flipped over, landing squarely on the balcony, but her feet slid out from under her, and so landed painfully on her rear. She leant up again, laughing aloud as she looked childishly up at the snorting Wykkyd, tapping her heels together cutely.
Take two
However.
Just as he came close enough, Cheshire quickly turned her head, lifting her mask up-
Lifting her mask up-
Lifting-
She giggled loudly as she tugged at the bottom of the mask, stamping her foot repeatedly as she struggled to un-stick it from her face. Wykkyd, giggling silently, tried to help, taking hold of the edges.
Interrogation
The person looked back in surprise, but turned back, walking slowly to stand next to the spotlighted metal chair.
A beat.
"Sit down." The disjointed voice commanded.
Kyd Wykkyd hastened to comply, and sat down forcefully, rocking the chair. Suddenly, arms waving, he rocked completely backwards, silently yelling as he slipped and landed flat on his back. Laughter erupted from off-screen as Wykkyd sat up, giggling to himself as he held his head.
Take Two
"…Do you know why we called you here, Kyd Wykkyd?" The voice asked, pronouncing 'Kyd Wykkyd' in an odd way. Wykkyd twitched his head from side to side quickly, signalling 'No.'
There was a rather long pause.
"(Rouge…?)" The Brain hissed, turning slightly.
"What, me?" She asked, surprised. "Oh! Oh, sorry!" she gasped as giggles bloomed off-set.
The "Almighty Brain"
"Patiently, we watched you all waiting for our moment to strike." The Brain said, facing the defeated Robin.
"You forged your alliance. You trusted without cause. And finally, when you thought your world was safe, it fell apart before your vevy eyes… What…? What? What is it?" He asked behind him as Monsieur Mullah tried to cover his grin.
Take Two
"And finally, when you thought your world was safe, it fell apart before your vevy-! Chk-! Grrgh!" He growled, his capsule lighting up in anger as Mullah snorted in the background, hand over his mouth.
Take Six
"And finally, when you thought your world was safe, it fell apart before your vev-! Graaaagh!" He yelled, spinning on the spot as Mullah bent double, laughing loudly. "Oh, shut up, Monkey boy!" The Brain yelled good naturedly, moving at Mullah and trying to ram him in the side to little effect. "Let's see you try and make words with this synthesizer! I sound like a bloody Dalek! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
Oops…
"Victory is at hand. And for your part, a gift."
A beat.
"I give you… Robin."
A henchman pulled a lever on the freezing platform.
The tube slid forward, revealing Starfire waving cheerily at the crowd below, which collapsed into fits of laughter.
"Gsch- What- What a nice surprise," The Brain continued, trying to keep his composure. "Look everybody, The Atkins' diet works!" he cackled loudly at the renewed laughter.
Blingle-blurgle…
He looked up in time to smash heads with a stray flying Billy that Cyborg had thrown.
"Urgh… Thanks for the 'catch', buddy," Billy groaned, rubbing his head. "Makes ya' wish yis where- Fish, wish, wish-wooh-schuu-shu-aaaaa!" he snickered, putting his hands up in a karate pose.
Take Two
"Urgh… Thanks for the 'catch', buddy," Billy groaned, rubbing his head. "Makes ya' mish ya-" He growled under his breath.
Take Three
"Makes ya' miss- No, makes you wish, not miss(!)" He snorted, punching his palm.
Take Four
"Makes ya' kinda wich ya- Grrgh!"
Take Five
"Makes ya' mish ya- Wsssshhhh!"
Take Six
"Stop starin' at me! I'm getting' all tensed up!" he cackled, putting his hand up in front of his face. "Ok, Ok, I got it this time."
Wait your turn!
"Mistake? Wha-? So- So, you're saying I- I shouldn't freeze the bad guys?"
"What? No, of course not, but-"
"But he was a bad guy though, so-"
"But-!"
"What? Waddya' mean he wasn't?"
"Be patient! Let me get my line out!"
"Sorry!"
"Okay!"
"It's fine!"
"Alright!"
"Agh!"
"Yaah!"
"Grrgh!"
"Ha-hah!"
The off-set crew snickered as Raven and Kid Flash shared a grin.
Probation officer
Kole sighed, a smile on her face, folding the newspaper over and taking a sip of her coffee.
"… … …um… what's my line again?" She giggled, placing the cup down and hiding her face behind the newspaper. "I'm sorry, I keep forgetting!"
Hah! Hope you enjoyed 'Talks'! Fare-thee-well! (Waves)