More Ranma FanFic

Disclaimer: I own none of the after-mentioned characters, whatever similarities between these characters and those by another author are purely coincidental.

Chapter One: Prologue

To Whom It May Concern:

Reportedly, Ranma Saotome has had a record of violent problems with the staff and faculty of Furinkan High School as well as the student body enrolled at the aforementioned school. His academic records show a profound lacking in scholastic achievement in the fields ranging from mathematics to language arts. Saotome has more than once dragged down the standardized testing schools for Furinkan High School single-handedly. And more than often, Saotome is absent from school for no particular good reason. Most scandalously, Ranma Saotome has been seen sexually harassing certain female students and even certain teachers. In addition, Saotome has cost the school millions of yen in property damage and general bad publicity.

Miss Hinako, the instructor of sophomore group F by which Ranma Saotome is a member of, has more than once reported sexual harassments – some attempted and some successful – that Saotome has preformed onto her. These actions include the pressing of certain pressure points along the left upper back as well as the jabbing of the lower breast on Miss Hinako herself, has more than once interred with Miss Hinako's ability to teach as well as the other student's ability to learn.

Saotome has been in over two dozen fights during school hours with the other students of Furinkan High. In addition to hospital bills the school inevitably must cover as a part of country-wide educational liability code #1337, structural damages including the complete destruction of a statue, breaking of countless windows, as well as major flooding in the Principal's office can all be attributed to Ranma Saotome's insistent trouble-making.

This morning, in the most flagrant crime against Furinkan High School, Ranma Saotome, in a fight with an unidentified person – most likely a student – trigger first a massive tornado that destroyed much of the Genji Garden Patio that decorates our school, then a titanic explosion that wrecked much of the P.E. department's equipment. Reportedly, the explosion also induced an outburst of somewhat poisonous gas that left many of the victims of the aforementioned incident on varying degrees of hurt. Ranma Saotome himself, however, is nowhere to be found, and is suspected of having fled the seen of the crime to avoid the consequences thereof.

Once again, by the unanimous decision of the Board of Education of Furinkan high school, Ranma Saotome is to be recommended for expulsion from Furinkan high school indefinitely. Please, for the love of god, remove him from the respectable roll-sheets this time. We, at the board, will send another letter of recommendation to Saotome's parents as to regarding what other schools that should best suit Ranma Saotome's nature.

President of Board of Education of Furinkan High School,

Murasaki Shikibu

Author's Notes: So ends Ranma's days in Furinkan high school, but don't worry, old friends and ancient enemies die hard – it's not as if they'll never visit! Another thing, this is just the prologue, no real chapter will never be this short. That, however, doesn't mean it isn't important – no, the prologue is quite crucial.

On a more serious note, I realize there seem to be quite a few plot holes in the prologue, but they are all integral to the continued unfurling of the story. If you're simply not going to read beyond the first chapter, I ask that you do not leave a review either.