Discalaimer: you know I don't own Kingdom Hearts, because if idid, i would make sure that the word yaoi would be banned from this category! and if you wanna flame me, be my guest so long as you tell me what needs to be corrected. and if you hate this story, remember: it was your choice to read it in the first place.

CHAPTER ONE: MANAICAL NEW STUDENT

"Sora, get yer ass up, man! We're gonna be fuckin late as it is!" Sora heard his friend Riku yell outside his window. Sora sat up and looked at the clock. "OH SHIT!" he screamed when he saw it read 7:52. After running around his room and grabbing all his school stuff, he jumped down the stairs and ran out the front door, yelling a quick goodbye to his mom. "It's about damn time, Sora! Now let's go!" As th two raced towards their school, a pair of emerald green eyes watched them. A figure emerged from a small shack by the beach, clad in all black, with blood red hair. "Huh. Waitaminute.. school? OH SHIT!" the guy screamed, running into the bushes and jumping in his '69 black dodge charger, and roaring off. On his way, he passed the two he had seen running earlier. Slowing down a little he rolled down the window and yelled out "HEY! DO Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THE HELL THE HIGH SCHOOL IS?" "Can we get a ride?" one yelled back, clearly running out of stamina. "Yeah! Get in!" as the one with silver hair attempted to open the door, he heard the driver "Don't bother, I welded it shut." Riku shrugged and slid through the open window, Sora following suit. "So, where are we going?" he said as he peeled off, slinging gravel, dust, and sand through the air. His driving style reminded Sora vaguely of Misato's from Evangelion. "Turn right here- WATCHOUT FOR THE NUNS!" Riku screamed as the car bore down on the serenly slow group ahead. "SWEET IZANAGI BUDDHA AND CHRIST!" Sora screamed, trying to hit all of the major points of salvation at once as the driver swerved around the holy ones, instead trashing an outdoor cafe, while avoiding the ultimate in bad karma. "Praise Allah.." Sora murmered as he did the cross thing that catholics do. "THERE!" Riku screamed as he graabbed the arm rest for safety. The car pulled into a seamless power slide, coming to a stop in a parking space. The two passenger's couldn't get out there fast enough. "By the way, I'm Dave." he said casually, grabbing his backpack from the dashboard where it had beeen hurled as a result of his swerve. Sora merely nodded, clutching his chest with one hand while the other leaned on the car.

"HEY! Riku, Sora, over here!" they heard an over energetic voice shriek. Selphie, the insane yellow wearing match maker of the group. In other words, hell on wheels. The pair strode up to the group, Sora still shaking like a leaf. "What happened to him?" Tidus, the dirty blonde jock asked. "Did you see the black car that pulled up? Man, that is a sweet ride! he continued as Sora went pale at the mention of the car. "What?" he asked, finally noticing Sora. "You just hit the nail on the head, brudda." Wakka said with a grin as he spun his blitzball on his finger like it was a basketball. "Wha-oh. You were the religous guy?" Tidus said, recalling hearing one of the passengers screaming out names of religous dieties. "Yeah. My heart is still goin about a mile a minute." he grumbled as he recalled the maniacal driving style. "Now you wouldn't happen to be talkin bout me, wouldja?" a rougish voice said, making Wakka hurl the blitzball out of shock. THOCK! everyone stopped to see the school's biggest prep, Seperoth with a lovely red mark on the side of his face, holding Wakka's blitzball. The silence was overwhelming. "So..you think that's funny, do you, new guy?" he said savagley, as Dave laughed. "Yeah, I do." Everything came to a screeching halt as Dave stopped laughing and glared at Seperoth with a look of intense hatred. "What're you gonna do about it?" he hissed as the bell rang. "You're lucky, punk." Seperoth growled as he stormed into the building. Dave let aout a growl of the smae kind, and followed. "Who the hell was that?" Tidus said bewildered as the final two members of their group stolled up: Aerith Gainborough, and Yuffie Kisagari. "that would be the new guy, if I'm not mistaken." Aerith commented as Dave stalked through the front door, heading towards the office. "This gonna be an interesting year..." Yuffie commented as they went inside.

"Hey, Kairi, did you hear, there's some new guy here, and he actually stood up to Seperoth!" the redhaed's friend Namine said excitedly. Apparently, the news of the mornings happenings traveled faster than the south Georgia grapevine(A/N:THAT'S FAST!). "Yeah, I was there when it happened, Nam-chan." Kairi said, recalling how Seperoth had been in the process of trying to get her to go out with him for the umpteenth time that morning. "So..did he ask you out again?" Namine said pitingly as she sat down next to Kairi, thankful their sensei didn't care where they sat as long as they behaved. A girl flomped into the other seat next to Kairi, a pissed off look on her usually smiling face. "What's up, Annie?" Kairi greeted her friend, Antionette Taylor, a girl who most guys had shrines of in their closets, or so the rumors said, snorted. "That asshole Seifer just told me he was cheating on me and then said I wasn't worth his time." she said as she began to draw a picture of a stick figure having his nuts impaled on a barbed wire. The picture reminded Kairi strongly of what she wanted to do to Seperoth. "Anger management not working, huh?" Namine said as Yuna sat down with them, along with her cousin Rikku, the blonde who was always on a sugar rush. "What's new?" she said hyperly. Her question was answered by a string of curses and a desk flying throught the air. "You talk about my mama again, bitch, and I'll take this fucking knife and shove it up your Gaddamn ass!" They heard Dave scream as he lunged forward toward a prep, who immediatly sicced his friends on him. Afetr about five minutes, the sensei finally managed to wade through the violent crowd and pull out a bloody Dave. "Whose blood is that?" the sensei screamed horrified. "His." Dave said nodding toward guy who he had attacked in the first place. "Go to the office. Now." "Gladly."

Dave was sitting outside the office shapening a combat dagger when the principal called him in. "You have been here a whole of a half an hour, and you have already injured our star quarter back. The only punishment I think is fitting is for you to OPEN YOUR HEART TO THE DARKNESS!" (A/N: three guesses as to who the principle is, huh?) "Been there, done that,but I will do it again." Dave said as Ansem stopped pacing around like a caged rat. "Oh really? Then you are hereby expelled from this school-" "-can't. Court order. Hafta stay in school this year, or I get deported back to Midgar, and the President EXPRESSEDLY told me if he saw me there again, I would be hung from the top of building by my nutsack, and like it where it is, thank you." Dave said. "But.. You could call my case worker and let her deal with this. Other than that, there's not really that much you can do." he said in a bored voice, looking out the window at the lawn, spotting a couple making out in a car with the girl's bra hanging off the antanne. "I think I'll do that. What's her name again?" "Mrs. Taylor."